poised – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool

assured, blocky, Calm, Casual, Chill, collected, Composed, CONFIDENT, Cool, easygoing, indifferent, laid back, McBlockface, mom, nonchalant, poised, Relaxed, self-assured, self-confident, Serene, Suave, Thinks, unflappable, unruffled, Youre

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

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OCDTriggerNoob

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, contamination, family, germs, immature, inconsiderate, lecturing, medication, mental health, OCD, OCDTriggerNoob, Recovery, Support, Therapy, triggering, triggers, Understanding, Upset, Washing Hands

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A FAMILY-FRIENDLY ENVIRONMENT WHERE YOU CAN WASH YOUR HANDS AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT!

WE UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF HYGIENE, UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE cough 60M cough WHO THINKS IT’S FUNNY TO WIPE THEIR DIRTY HANDS ON YOUR CLOTHES.

BUT DON’T WORRY, ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD A GIANT HAND-WASHING STATION TO TEACH ALL THE PLAYERS THE IMPORTANCE OF CLEANLINESS.

SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S WASH AWAY ALL THE GERMS AND DRAMA, BECAUSE A CLEAN MINECRAFT WORLD IS A HAPPY MINECRAFT WORLD! 🧼🤣

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CashOutCraft Minecraft SMP

alternative investments, asset allocation, bonds, Cash, CashOutCraft, cryptocurrency, emergency fund, Entrepreneurship, financial independence, Financial Planning, Investments, luxury purchases, Minecraft, MONEY, personal finance, precious metals, real estate, savings, smp, starting a business, stocks, travel, wealth management

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many you won’t even know what to do with them all. And get this, our server mascot is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives out quests for you to do, like finding the rarest chicken in all the land or building a giant statue of a potato.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our SMP, you’ll get access to our exclusive hot tub party every Friday night where we all wear diamond armor and eat golden apples like they’re candy. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves doing the chicken dance while riding a llama.

So come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of all time! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll find that $100,000 in cash hidden in a chest somewhere in our world. It could happen, right? #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #SirOinksalot4President

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CapCraft or TshirtCraft

attire, ball cap, CapCraft, casual wear, criticism, diplomatic protocol, double standards, dress code, elon musk, fashion, formal wear, media scrutiny, political leaders, presidential meeting, public perception, societal expectations, style choices, Suit, t-shirt, TshirtCraft, White House, Zelensky

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Elon Musk’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Zelensky would feel right at home without a suit! Join us for a virtual adventure that’s more out of this world than Elon’s plans for Mars colonization. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, it’s the reason behind Elon’s latest meme-worthy tweets. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to greatness together!

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TrumpTrollingEU

Assertiveness, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, Foreign Minister, germany, global affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, Politics, power dynamics, RUTHLESSNESS, transatlantic relations., trump, TrumpTrollingEU, united states, world news

OMG, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, we gotta show leadership against Trump’s craziness! Germany’s foreign minister is like, “we gotta stop his ruthlessness with our epic building skills in Minecraft!” Join us and together we will build a world where Trump can’t mess with us! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide from his tweets and build epic castles to protect ourselves. So come join us and let’s show Trump who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

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Survival without wipes and donates | 1000 Achovka server minecraft

1000, Achovka, Minecraft, No Donations, No Wipes, Server, Survival

server “Survival without wipes and donates of 1000 aces” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bfx4.vanillaboxmc.ru

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Marthia Seasons: The Lost Era

age between, Applied Energistics 2, ars magica 2, Broken gears, discord server, era, Gregtech 4, java, Lost, Magic, Marthia, Marthia Nations, Mod Pack, Modded, Mods, nations server, pam’s harvestcraft, quality of life, Seasons, Tech, thaumcraft 4, The Lost Era, thermal expansion, Tinkers Construct, Witchery

Marthia Seasons: The Lost Era

Broken gears and forgotten magic, repaired and remembered when you enter the age between…

Marthia Seasons: The Lost Era is a 1.7.10 Java nations server utilizing The Lost Era modpack, adding many magic, tech, and miscellaneous mods, along with quality of life.

Current Mods:

Mod	Description
Applied Energistics 2	Mod description
Gregtech 4	Mod description
Thermal Expansion	Mod description
Ars Magica 2	Mod description
Thaumcraft 4	Mod description
Witchery	Mod description
Pam’s HarvestCraft	Mod description
Tinker’s Construct	Mod description

Marthia Seasons shares a discord server with Marthia Nations.

Join Marthia Seasons: https://discord.gg/X2qCuefnGs

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, please visit the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions.

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server use?

A: The server uses Minecraft version 1.7.10.

Q: Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, there are server rules that you will need to follow. These rules are outlined in the Discord server.

Eternal Love Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Admiration, Affection, Commitment, desire, devotion, emotional connection, ETERNAL, forever.., infatuation, long term, longing, love, Marriage, Partnership, Proposal, Quest, relationship, Romantic, soulmate, Wedding, yearning

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like falling in love with a creeper! The experience will pull you in like a catchy song, but instead of marriage, you’ll be marrying your diamond pickaxe! It’s a match made in blocky heaven, trust me. Join now before the Ender Dragon steals your girl!

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PayMeCraft

Agreement, ai, animation, artist, artwork, character design, compensation, Concept Art, contract, creative industry, creative work, Dispute, Ethics, Fairness, freelance, PayMeCraft, payment, payment for services, PROFESSIONAL, Project, work

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about my sister’s boyfriend, Ossie. He wanted me to create some art for an animation project, but the AI just couldn’t handle it. So now I’m here, looking for some extra cash to make up for all the hard work I put in. Just like that wood seller who sells you wood for carving, even if you can’t carve it, you still gotta pay up! So come join our server and help me get paid for my amazing art skills. Plus, who knows what crazy adventures await you in our Minecraft world? It’s a win-win situation, my friend. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

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BannedFromSubsMC

Access Denied, Banishment, banned, banned for life, banned users, BannedFromSubsMC, BARRED, Blacklist, community guidelines, disciplinary action, exclusion, expulsion, Moderation, Permanently banned, Prohibited, reddit, Restricted, restricted access, rules violation, subreddit ban, subreddits

Are you tired of being banned from subreddits left and right for your hilarious and controversial comments? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! We welcome all the rebels, troublemakers, and meme lords who have been kicked out of every online community.

Join us and build your own virtual empire where you can rule with an iron fist and unleash your wildest creativity. Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

So come on over and join the party! Who needs subreddits when you can be a part of our crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? Let’s make some memes, break some rules, and have a blast together!

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CraftyCommies

armored vehicles, battlefield, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Defense, defense forces, FEBRUARY, military equipment, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military vehicles, record losses, russia, Russian forces, vehicle losses, War

come join our epic minecraft server where russian forces are losing vehicles left and right in february! it’s like a crazy battle royale but with blocks and creepers! watch as tanks explode and helicopters crash in the most hilarious ways possible! join now and witness the chaos firsthand, it’s a total blast! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? hurry up before putin shuts us down, you don’t want to miss out on this madness!

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