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TalentlessButCool

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

TransCraftLiverCirrhosis

alcohol use, anxiety, cirrhosis, cisgender adults, depression, healthcare access, healthcare disparities, healthcare equity, healthcare inequalities, LGBTQ health, liver cirrhosis, liver disease, marginalized populations, mental health, minority health, substance abuse, TransCraftLiverCirrhosis, transgender adults, transgender community, transgender health, transgender patients

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3794
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Farms Harvested:	262	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, there was a llama who could do the floss dance better than anyone in the land. he would entertain all the players on our server with his sick moves and bring joy to everyone’s hearts. but one day, a group of evil creepers tried to steal his dance moves and take over the server. it was up to the players to band together, defeat the creepers, and save the llama’s dance moves. and they did, because they were brave and had the power of friendship on their side. so if you want to be a part of epic adventures like this, come join our server now! plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together!

FreshNoDragz Minecraft Server

Community, Consistency, CONTENT, DRAG, ENGAGEMENT, forum, Fresh, FreshNoDragz, Frustration, INACTIVE, lack, long tail tag, members, Minecraft, no drags, ONLINE, Posting, regular, Schedule, Server, Updates, WEEKLY, Years

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Towns Built:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is finding a stray chicken? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a magical dragon that flies around dropping loot every week, but beware, he’s a bit of a diva and hasn’t been seen in years. Join us and maybe you’ll be the lucky player to finally spot the elusive drag and claim the ultimate prize! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now!

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

ABSTINENCE, BlockyLove, Celibacy, Choices, Commitment, Communication, Decision making, desire, Intimacy, Minecraft, Moral values, Never, peer pressure, personal boundaries, relationships, Self Respect, self-control, Server, sex, sexual activity, societal expectations, temptation, VALUES

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Are you tired of being a forever alone in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you will never have sex…BUT THEY WILL! That’s right, all the mobs and villagers are getting it on like there’s no tomorrow. Join us for a wild ride of scandalous Minecraft hookups and love triangles. Who needs diamonds when you can have a steamy Minecraft romance? Join now and get ready to witness the hottest pixelated action you’ve ever seen!

CupcakeCraft Minecraft Server

birthday celebrations, birthday desserts, birthday treats, boundary setting, cupcake drama, cupcake etiquette, CupcakeCraft, cupcakes, food theft, Minecraft, roommate agreements, roommate apologies, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate confrontations, roommate disputes, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommates and relationships, Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	808
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise that no one will steal your cupcakes! Unlike that roommate who ate all of them and blamed it on her boyfriend. Join us for a cupcake-filled adventure where you can build your own bakery and protect it from cupcake thieves.

We have a special Cupcake Protection Squad that will ensure your sweet treats are safe at all times. They will even build a fortress made entirely out of cupcakes to keep them secure. And if anyone dares to steal your cupcakes, they will be banished to the Cupcake-less Dimension where all they can eat is broccoli.

So come join our server and never worry about losing your cupcakes again. Plus, we have epic quests where you can battle evil cupcake monsters and save the world, one cupcake at a time. Trust us, this server is the sweetest place to be!

SurrogateCraft: Just Building Blocks!

aita, blocks, body image, body positivity, building, bullying, Exploitation, family dynamics, fertility, infertility, Insecurities, ivf, lying.., medical reasons, mental health, Pregnancy, privacy, Rumors, self esteem, surrogacy agency, surrogate, SurrogateCraft, weight loss

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	578607	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as juicy as this drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this story.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of players who love to roleplay outrageous scenarios, just like the one above. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic battles between players dressed as pandas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets along the way. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. 😉

MarryCraft Minecraft Server

Commitment, consequences, destiny, emotional baggage, fate, first love, life choices, Life decisions, long-term relationships, Love at first sight, Marriage, marriage vows, MarryCraft, Minecraft, partner compatibility, past relationships, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, Server, sexual experiences, soulmates, true love

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	170
Void Gems Collected:	28	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where marrying the first person you sleep with is the only way to survive! Imagine a world where your fate is sealed by your first Minecraft sleepover partner – will it be a creeper or a pig? Join us for the ultimate love or death experience!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and quests that will test your survival skills and your relationships. From building a house together to battling mobs side by side, you and your Minecraft spouse will conquer it all!

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you can find true love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up living happily ever after with a blocky bride or groom!

PixelatedNudesMC

ai generated, Court, crime, criminal charges, cyberbullying, Digital Ethics, judicial system, law enforcement, Legal, Minors, naked images, online safety, PixelatedNudesMC, privacy, punishment, schoolchildren, sentences, social media, spain, Technology, teenagers

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Alien Abductions:	0
Enchantments Applied:	103	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

lol imagine being sent to prison for drawing naked pics of urself with crayons. that’s basically what happened to these 15 kids in spain. but don’t worry, our minecraft server is a safe space for all ur creative (and clothed) builds. join us and avoid the wrath of the ai overlords. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the fbi. shh, don’t tell anyone. come join the fun and build ur wildest dreams (as long as they’re not naked).

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

#EIP, 485502140, action RPG, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Character planners, elden ring, EldenCraft, FromSoftware, general, Group password, Interactive map, Lands Between, Latest Patch, Main information document, map genie, Minecraft, Password, patch notes, previous, RPG, Server, spreadsheets

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the lands between, where you can team up with your friends to take on epic quests and battle fearsome creatures.

But wait, there’s more! With our latest patch, you can now ride on the backs of giant eagles and soar through the skies like a true warrior. Our character planners will help you create the perfect build to dominate your enemies, and our interactive map will guide you through the treacherous terrain.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our group password is “erg” because why not? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s conquer the lands between together!

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

CraftyLove, cultural expectations, DATING, Expectations, Fallacy, Gender Roles, Girlfriend, improve, long-term commitment, Minecraft, misconceptions, personal growth, relationship, romantic relationships, self development, self improvement, Server, social conditioning, societal beliefs, societal norms, societal pressure, societal standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Animals Bred:	115	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Void Gems Collected:	28	Towns Built:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Tired of being told you need to “improve yourself for XX years” just to get a girlfriend? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, all you need to do is build a pixelated castle and boom – instant girlfriend! That’s right, our server is so magical that even your virtual relationships will flourish. Join now and say goodbye to the “improve yourself” nonsense!

SisNeedsBabysitMCServer

alternative arrangements, babysitting duty, Burnout, chaotic gremlins, constant supervision, daycare schedule, Divorce, family conflict, family dynamics, high strung, manual labor, no other options, refusing, risk sanity, SAHM, SisNeedsBabysitMCServer, sister’s kids, summer camp, tasmanian devils, varied schedule, working parents

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	122072	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of babysitting your sister’s chaotic gremlins while trying to survive in the real world of adulting? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the most epic castle or finding diamonds!

On our server, you can unleash your inner Tasmanian devil without any consequences. No need for constant adult supervision here, just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, we have a daycare for all your virtual baby needs, so you can focus on mining and crafting without any distractions.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs sanity when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you? It’s time to dig, build, and conquer – all without a single chaotic gremlin in sight. See you in the world of Minecraft!