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PixelPointlessCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of spending countless hours building elaborate structures in Minecraft only to have them destroyed by creepers or lava? Well, fear not, because on our server, your creations are protected by a team of highly trained ninja moderators who will stop at nothing to keep your builds safe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join forces with them to create mind-blowing contraptions that will leave your friends in awe.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. Imagine building a castle out of cotton candy and riding a unicorn made of lollipops! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to wasted hours and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures.

ShitCraft: Where Even the Pointless Shitters Have a Purpose!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Magic Items Found:	5277	Zombie Dances:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness three shitters who thought they could conquer the world with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well for them, but it sure was entertaining!

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy club. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the madness on ours? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Minecraft SMP: Can’t You Just Marry A Chinese Woman Already? Why Keep Your Diamond Sword?

Chinese, Chinese woman, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, Cultural traditions, Diamond, family approval, family dynamics, Family Support, Interracial Relationships, Marriage, marriage decisions., marriage delays, marriage pressure, marriage timing, Marry, Minecraft, parental expectations, parental influence, Parental Pressure, relationship choices, smp, societal norms, sword, traditional values, WOMAN

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of your parents constantly nagging you to settle down and start a family? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and find your perfect Chinese wife in-game, no need to deal with real-life dating drama. Plus, our server is full of eligible bachelors and bachelorettes just waiting to tie the pixelated knot with you. So what are you waiting for? Say “I do” to our SMP today!

What is the IP for Soup Minecraft Server?

comedy, funny, Funny Moments, gameplay, Minecraft, Server, sniping soup, Soup

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Soup is a popular dish made by combining various ingredients such as vegetables, meat, and broth in a pot and simmering them together. It is a comfort food enjoyed by people around the world and comes in a wide variety of flavors and textures. Soup is often served as a starter or main course and is known for its nourishing and warming qualities.

AND Factions

Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Raiding, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Farms Harvested:	390
Buildings Constructed:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

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Server is releasing December 1st: @ 5 PM EST

6 man teams 15 power limit land claim = 5 power death = loss of 3 power

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HLrp.aternos.me Minecraft server

Adventure, Adventure Map, Alliance, black mesa, city, Community, discord server, FANTASY, Gaming, HLrp, huge city, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, rebel, Revenholm, Roleplay, Server, Whitelist, whitelist server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ores Mined:	7808	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Here you can become a Rebel or an Alliance, or whatever you want 🙂 The city is sooo huge, you can directly get to Revenholm by another road, and not through the eastern black mesa. I didn’t create the map, I just downloaded it. Join our discord server! And get on the whitelist, and you can play on the server. Good luck!

HLrp.aternos.me

Blocky Escape Minecraft Server

base building, blocky, building game, colony management, construction game, Escape, factorio, indie game, isometric game, management game, Minecraft, prison architect, prison builder, prison management, prison simulation, Prison Tycoon, Resource Management, rimworld, sandbox game, Server, simulation game, strategy game, survival game, top down game

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4763
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dimension Hops:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Are you tired of boring old games like Prison Architect and Factorio? Have you conquered Rimworld and need a new challenge? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the craziest and most unpredictable gaming experience you’ll ever have!

Join our server and build your own virtual prison, but watch out for the inmates who have a tendency to break out and wreak havoc. Don’t worry, you can always call upon the help of friendly aliens who will defend your prison with their laser guns.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of mole people who will trade rare items with you in exchange for your most prized possessions. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the wildest gaming experience of your life!

Blue Eyes Minecraft SMP – Writing General – Behind the Blocks

Adventure, Archive, behind blue eyes edition, blocks, Blue, EYES, fanfiction, FANTASY, Fauna of the Forest, full length, general, greentext, JKs, Marine’s Perfect Math Class, Minecraft, Novels, Rentry, shitposts, Shubalter, smp, SMUT, Stories, three years, Vtuber, VTuber fanfiction, Writing, writing fanfiction, Writing General, writing thread

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Towns Built:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with VTuber fanfiction that will make you question reality itself. From greentext shitposts to full-length adventure novels, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on the smut – we’ve got fantasies for days!

Join us if you want to dive into a world where VTubers rule the land and anything is possible. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure map written by Kizuna AI herself or witness a battle between Gura and Calliope Mori for control of the server.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community that takes VTuber fanfiction to the next level? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where the line between reality and fiction is blurred beyond recognition?

Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft SMP out there!

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

Adult General, character sheet workdocs, Characters, Cira, combat mod list, Crafty, Elder Scrolls Online General, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Mazetism, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, RUASLEEP, Scrolls, Server, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, Social, starting modlist, Stories, treasure trove, Waifulation, Weekend Lore General

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4697
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so legendary, it’s like the Skyrim of Minecraft servers. Join us for a wild ride filled with dragons, magic, and endless adventures.

Patch Notes: We’ve added a new mod that turns all the creepers into sweet rolls. Because why not? Who wouldn’t want to be blown up by a delicious pastry?

Mods, Modding Guides, and FAQs: Need help modding your game? Look no further! Our guides will teach you how to turn your Minecraft world into a realm of chaos and hilarity.

Found a problem or have a suggestion? Use the “Contact” button at the top right of the site. Or just shout it into the void and hope for the best. Either way works for us!

SKSE AE Update tracker: We’ve updated our Skyrim Script Extender to include a feature that turns all the chickens into fierce warriors. Watch out, they mean business!

Waifulation: Check out our collection of waifus that you can add to your game. Because who doesn’t want a virtual girlfriend in Minecraft?

Lore and Lore Accessories: Dive deep into the lore of our server and discover the secrets of our world. Or just make up your own lore, we won’t judge.

Character sheet workdocs: Create your own character sheet with our handy templates. Want to be a half-dragon, half-unicorn warrior? Go for it!

Join us on this crazy adventure and become a part of our Minecraft family. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world. Just remember, when in doubt, shout “Fus Ro Dah!” and see what happens.

Zoomers Minecraft SMP: will never understand that for one, brief, shining moment…

character representation, dlc, Gachashit, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming evolution, gaming experience, gaming industry, imagination, immersive experience, in-game purchases, lara croft, microtransactions, Minecraft, moment, Nostalgia, pixelated blobs, regret, Shining, smp, stylised art, triangle boobs, understand, video games, virtual world, zoomers

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Are you tired of zoomers ruining the gaming industry with their microtransactions and gachashit? Do you long for the good old days of pixelated blobs and Lara Croft’s triangle boobs? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we keep it real with no microtransactions or DLC!

Our server is a throwback to the glory days of gaming, where imagination ran wild and you felt like you were truly part of the world. We’ve banned all zoomers from joining so you can enjoy a pure gaming experience without their nonsense.

Join us and relive the golden age of gaming, where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to gachashit forever!

Blocky Dicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3372	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4326	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a giant porn star’s member? Look no further! Our server is like the big dick of the Minecraft world – always ready to please and never disappoint. Join us for a good time and see why size really does matter in the world of blocky adventures. Who needs realistic proportions when you can have a server that’s larger than life? Come on, you know you want to experience the thrill of playing on the biggest and best server around!

Serious ly Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1561
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, zombies, creepers, and skeletons are the new rulers of the land, and it’s up to you to overthrow them and take back control.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them for dominance? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a group of mischievous villagers who are constantly pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. From replacing all your tools with carrots to filling your house with chickens, you never know what these crazy villagers will do next.

So come join our wacky SMP and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!