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CraftyMemory

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Runes Activated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3922	Endless Night Skies:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of wasting brain space on useless information like your ex’s phone number or the periodic table? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll fill your head with even more useless knowledge!

We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?

So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	929276
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold just waiting to be plundered. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie villagers who have been trained to breakdance on command. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

FactoidCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143
Players Killed by Monsters:	8474	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll learn that the most random and useless fact is that creepers are actually just misunderstood broccoli monsters trying to make friends! Our server is the only place where you can befriend these explosive green guys and go on epic adventures together. Plus, did you know that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away? Don’t miss out on the wackiest and wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	626	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1555
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	58	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate fapping-focused experience! Our server is filled with AI perfection, perfect for those who enjoy plapping to the next level. We have prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion artists, NovelAI artists – basically, everything AIslop related!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of mischievous Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the time when a herd of pigs took over the server and declared themselves the ruling class.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no flooding the chat with niche kinks – we have standards, you know.

Punch & Choke Foids Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out your wildest fantasies of choking and punching foids in the stomach!

Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner rage on unsuspecting players. But be warned, the foids won’t go down without a fight! With custom weapons and armor, you’ll be able to dominate the battlefield and show everyone who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server also features insane mini-games like “Foid Hunt” where you can track down and eliminate as many foids as possible. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Stomach Punch Arena” where you can challenge other players to a one-on-one brawl.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no foids were harmed in the making of this server.

Minecraft SMP: / Meme Lords Brigade /

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where hololive idols and dodgers players team up to take on the Ender Dragon! That’s right, you’ll be fighting alongside virtual YouTubers and professional baseball players in epic battles against mobs and bosses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a dancing creeper.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Frieren’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because on our server, every Friday is Frieren Friday! What does that mean, you ask? It means that every block you mine has a chance of turning into a delicious fried chicken leg! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that finger-lickin’ good loot!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a pet chicken that follows you around and lays golden eggs for you to collect.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dive into our lava parkour challenge? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist! Complete it and you’ll be granted access to the secret Chicken Palace where you can feast on all the fried chicken your heart desires.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the cluckin’ craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

If you are: Crafty Miner in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for degenerate gamblers, where you can bet your diamonds on who will survive the next creeper explosion!

Looking for the next big thing? Look no further than our server, where we promise a 1000x return on your investment in dirt blocks. That’s right, dirt blocks!

And if you’ve always wanted to join a cult but didn’t know where to start, look no further. Our server is the perfect place to join an early cult and rise through the ranks by sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods.

Join now by sending your Solana to our Telegram group, where we promise not to scam you (probably). Don’t worry about being smart or knowing anything about custom RPCs, just read our Medium article and you’ll be good to go.

We’re only 25 people strong right now, but imagine the chaos when we send 20% of our supply to Adin Ross and Andrew Tate. It’s going to be a wild ride, so strap in and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	180	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you a home away from home! Need a place to crash because your parents turned their Winnebago into a mobile mansion and kicked you out? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all homeless Minecraft players looking for a cozy virtual abode.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream home without worrying about getting evicted by your parents. Who needs a real house when you can have a pixelated paradise on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will help you mine diamonds if you offer him some spooky snacks.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground bunker filled with treasure or stumble upon a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Farms Harvested:	747
Emeralds Found:	889	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has a Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer! That’s right, even the tomatoes are loving our server!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends with your majestic fire-breathing companion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Votes:	2260	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

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Patriotic Canucks Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you a Canadian who loves butter chicken and maple syrup equally? Do you feel a deep connection to both Tim Hortons and Bollywood movies? Then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic battles against creepers and zombies while waving your Canadian flag proudly. Our server is filled with igloos, hockey rinks, and poutine stands for your building pleasure. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Trudeau himself logs on to play every night! So come join us and show the world that Indian Canadians are the most patriotic Canadians around!

Late for Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for Season 3, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the alliances are shakier than a Jenga tower after a few too many drinks.

Forget about those other servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together. On our server, it’s every player for themselves. Betray your friends, steal their diamonds, and watch the chaos unfold as friendships crumble and rivalries ignite.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the ultimate prize?

So why wait? Join us for Season 3 and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures and crazy shenanigans await you on our server? It’s never too late to join the fun!