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ShallowBitchCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, attractive, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Confrontation, criticism, Emotional support, Fake, Fighting, friendship, guilt trip, immature, insults, love life, Minecraft, relationships, rocky terms, Server, Shallow, ShallowBitchCraft, Support

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6066
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Votes:	5698
Players Killed by Monsters:	978	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her friend.

Looking for a server where friendships are tested and insults are thrown like snowballs in a snow biome? Look no further! Witness the epic showdown between OP’s boyfriend and her friend, as they battle it out in a war of words over his appearance. Will OP choose love or friendship? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of standing up for what you believe in, even if it means calling out your bestie for being a total meanie. Watch as OP unleashes a fiery tirade, burning bridges faster than a lava flow in the Nether. Will their friendship survive the heat, or will it crumble like a sandcastle in a desert?

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest love triangle Minecraft has ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have drama, am I right? See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your friend’s questionable taste in men)!

NoBullyZoneMC

accusations, bully, bullying, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Disappointment, exclusion, family, favoritism, inclusion, Interacting, Nephews, nieces, NoBullyZoneMC, Playing, Protection, School, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, teachers

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Potions Brewed:	193	Zombie Dances:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama turns into epic battles! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous waters of sibling rivalry and step-sibling drama.

Embark on quests to defend your sweet cousin Elodie from the evil bully Sofia. Will you stand up for justice and protect the innocent, or will you join forces with the dark side and spread chaos and mayhem?

But beware, for alliances will be tested and friendships will be strained. Will you choose loyalty to your family or loyalty to the bully? The choice is yours, but choose wisely, for the fate of the family hangs in the balance.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and show us your Minecraft skills as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds and childhood rivalries. Who knew family gatherings could be this intense? Let the games begin!

ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP

adorable, children, Communication, Curiosity, education, Experience, eye-opening, funny, growth, Innocence, Insight, learning, life lessons, memorable, parenting, perspective, smp, Surprising, Toddler, ToddlerTeachingsMC, unexpected, wisdom

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	982178	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where toddlers are the rulers? Well, look no further because on our server, the toddlers have taken over and they are not messing around!

From teaching us how to build epic sandcastles to showing us the true power of a temper tantrum creeper explosion, these toddlers are not to be underestimated. Join now and witness the chaos as baby zombies ride on piggyback, baby villagers trade in pacifiers, and baby chickens lay golden eggs (literally).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see what unexpected things you can learn from a toddler on our server! Just be prepared for some serious diaper changes along the way.

CraftyFoolsMC

advancement, CraftyFoolsMC, ignorance, Incompetence, innovation, Misuse, progress, ruined, society, stupidity, Technology, useful

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	2789
Royal Courts Attended:	0	New Chunks Explored:	533664
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Have you ever tried to build a beautiful castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a group of griefers who think they’re hilarious? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-griefer policy! We’ve hired a team of highly trained llamas to patrol the server and spit on anyone who even thinks about breaking someone else’s creations. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can banish griefers to the Nether realm with a flick of their wands. So come join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of your hard work being destroyed by some idiot with a TNT fetish.

Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Animals Bred:	62	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Potions Brewed:	28	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Zombie Dances:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mines Excavated:	4707	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Runes Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!