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PoeticRoast Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring insults? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your poetic insult needs. Join us and unleash your inner Shakespeare as you roast your friends with the most eloquent insults Minecraft has ever seen. From sonnets to haikus, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Royale, where players compete in a no-holds-barred insult showdown to see who can come up with the most creative and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made of pure gold (not really, but it sounds cool).

So why wait? Join our server today and show off your poetic prowess while making your friends cry with laughter. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else.

UnderwearCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Magic Items Found:	1983	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of boring running clubs where they ban you for wearing your underwear longer than your shorts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all players, no matter how long your underwear is compared to your shorts.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious mishaps. Forget about running clubs and come build your dream world with us. Who needs running when you can fly in creative mode? Plus, we won’t ban you for your fashion choices, no matter how questionable they may be.

So ditch the running shorts and join our Minecraft server today! Who knew virtual blocks could be so much more fun than actual running?

Blocky High: The Worst Drug

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual drug that will have you hooked from the first block you mine!

Join us for a wild ride where the only side effects are uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy as you are, so you’ll fit right in!

But be warned, once you start playing on our server, you may find yourself staying up all night, neglecting your real-life responsibilities, and dreaming about pixelated creepers chasing you through the streets. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be having this much fun?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the most addictive Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. Just remember to take breaks to eat and drink water… or not, we won’t judge!

CraftyCrafterz: ISuspectNoOne

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1387
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Potions Brewed:	90	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even the german police are tryna find it! they think the suspect is hiding out in our minecraft world, causin’ chaos with his festival knife attack. but don’t worry, we got this covered. join our server and help us catch this crazy dude before he causes any more mayhem. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base where we stash all the good loot. come join the fun and be a hero in our epic quest to stop the bad guys!

CrazyCatCraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433

u know what does do crazy stuff? this minecraft server! join us if u wanna see cats flying on pigs, creepers dancing to disco music, and villagers riding llamas like they’re in a rodeo show! we got a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic pvp matches, and a giant maze filled with traps and treasure chests. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

StoneAgeBuilders

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	3638
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3342	Love Letters Sent:	13

yo, so like imagine this, right? back in the day, like wayyy back, there were these farmers in Spain who were like, “let’s build a massive stone chamber, bro!” and they did it! but get this, they weren’t just any old farmers, nah man, they were like geniuses or something.

these dudes knew all about physics, geometry, geology, and architecture. like, they were basically the OG engineers, ya feel me? so if you wanna join a Minecraft server where you can channel your inner neolithic farmer genius, then this is the place for you!

come build epic stone chambers, show off your mad skills in physics and geometry, and maybe even uncover some ancient secrets along the way. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure or something. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this neolithic party started!

Elysia Survival: Seeking Players Who Can Craft Better Than My Mom’s Meatloaf – New Season!

Active, Adult, Audience, Builds, close-knit, Community, Coreprotect, Craft, Dedicated, Dynmap, elysia, Ensemble, Grief, hermitcraft, java, Meatloaf, moms, Players, Redstone, Season, seeking, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Elysia
Season	New season just opened
Gameplay	Vanilla with minor add-ons like Dynmap and CoreProtect
Player Base	Primarily adult with a close-knit community

FAQ

How long has the server been running?

The server has been running for several years.

What kind of gameplay is offered?

The gameplay is kept entirely vanilla, with minor add-ons like Dynmap and CoreProtect for grief protection.

What is the player base like?

The player base is primarily adult, and the community is close-knit and welcoming. New players are always welcome.

How can I join the server?

You can apply for a spot on the server by completing the application form here.

Is there a tour of a previous season available?

Yes, you can watch a tour of a previous season here.

Where can I find additional information about the server?

You can find additional information in older posts on the server’s profile or through a section at the end of your application.

BagCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1639
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that the mobs have learned to breakdance instead of attacking you. Imagine fighting a zombie doing the worm – it’s a sight to behold!

2. We have secret hidden dungeons that are guarded by llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They’ll challenge you to a tea party before letting you in – it’s a classy affair.

3. Our server events are like no other – we once had a build competition where players had to recreate famous works of art using only blocks. Let’s just say, the Mona Lisa has never looked more pixelated.

4. Need a break from mining? Join our karaoke nights where players can serenade each other with their best renditions of “Creeper, Aw Man”. It’s a blast!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

PartitionCraft SMP: /int/ Austro-Hungarian Shenanigans

Austria-Hungary, AustroHungarian, BALKANS, borders, Central Europe, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Empire, Ethnic groups, Europe, geopolitical strategy, habsburg, History, Int, international relations, nationalism, PartitionCraft, partitioned, Politics, Shenanigans, smp, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial division, World War I

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Crops Grown:	1402
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we answer the age-old question: How would /int/ have partitioned Austria-Hungary? Join us for a wild ride as we recreate history in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible.

Are you tired of boring old factions and survival servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be part of the epic battle to divide up Austria-Hungary in the most ridiculous ways imaginable. Will you be the one to claim the Schnitzel Kingdom or the Goulash Empire? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army, led by the one and only Emperor Porkchop. Join forces with these bacon-loving warriors as they fight against the evil Chicken Coalition in an epic battle for supremacy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up ruling over a kingdom of Wiener Schnitzels and strudels!

GFfeelsNotMyProbLOL

Boundaries, Communication, emotional boundaries, emotional intelligence, Empathy, exhaustion, feelings, Frustration, GFfeelsNotMyProbLOL, INDEPENDENCE, love, personal space, Reassurance, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Support, Trust, Understanding, validation

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	992
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ores Mined:	5998
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Looking for a place where you won’t be bombarded with texts and calls demanding your attention? Look no further! On our server, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone putting you in a virtual time out for not responding fast enough.

Join us and experience the freedom of not having to explain why you didn’t like someone’s Instagram post or respond to a TikTok while driving. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can focus on having fun and enjoying the game without someone constantly assuming the worst about your actions.

So come on in and leave the relationship drama behind – in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find diamonds!

MineCraftMayhem

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	103

Joining our Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of angry chickens start attacking you with enchanted swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with evil llamas plotting to take over the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden apples when you defeat them. And don’t even get us started on the talking sheep who offer questionable advice on how to survive in this wacky world.

So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your life choices, join our server today! Just be prepared to face the consequences of entering this chaotic and hilarious virtual world.