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PoeticRoast Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Buildings Constructed:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring insults? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your poetic insult needs. Join us and unleash your inner Shakespeare as you roast your friends with the most eloquent insults Minecraft has ever seen. From sonnets to haikus, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Royale, where players compete in a no-holds-barred insult showdown to see who can come up with the most creative and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made of pure gold (not really, but it sounds cool).

So why wait? Join our server today and show off your poetic prowess while making your friends cry with laughter. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else.

> Coming Out In 2025 Minecraft SMP

anticipated films, Cinema, cinematic experience, Coming, coming out in 2025, diversity in film, Entertainment, film enthusiasts, film industry, Future Release, inclusive storytelling, LGBT representation, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, long-awaited films, Minecraft, movie buffs, movie premieres, must watch films, new releases, on-screen representation, smp, upcoming movies

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, buckle up buttercup because our server is coming out in 2025 and it’s going to blow your mind! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, gold, and even a pet dragon! And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

ArcanePixels

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

play.arcanepixels.net – play.arcanepixels.net – play.arcanepixels.net ArcanePixels is an innovative, qualitative, and unique Minecraft Network focused on the game modes Survival, Skyblock, Factions, The network strives towards prospering in every area of the Minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

92.222.138.233:26997

BoopNet Infinity Evolved

BoopNet, BUILD, Challenges, Communication, Community, Conquer, Discord, discord server, Economy, Environment, Explore, Fairness, Friendly, FTB, infinity evolved, Ip:, Lag-free, Minecraft, Modded, Plugins, Server, Staff, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

BoopNet.gg Infinity Evolved Server Dive into the ultimate modded Minecraft experience on BoopNet.gg! Our Infinity Evolved server offers a friendly, lag-free environment where you can explore, build, and conquer challenges with others. Whether you’re a veteran or a newcomer, there’s a place for you in our thriving community.

Features:

Custom plugins for enhanced gameplay. Active staff to assist and maintain fairness. Discord integration for seamless communication. Server IP: boopnet.gg Join Our Discord: http://boopnet.gg/discord

Let’s Boop!

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Dawnclaire Minecraft Server

Bestways Burrow, Casual CC meet up, Crystal Empyreum, Curse of the Wereviera, Dawnclaire, Dawnclaire General, Dynamis, Empyreum Ward, Events, final fantasy xiv, Fire Walk With Me, Free Companies, Goblin, Iron Giant, Linkshells, Mare Lamentorum, Marilith, MEETUPS, Minecraft, patch notes, Primal Mist, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Sunday Bunday, The Missing Pieces, The Wild Robot, Ultros, wolf’s den, Zalera

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Animals Bred:	103
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and meetups? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for our upcoming events like the Br’aaxskin Treasure Maps where you can find hidden treasures and battle fierce monsters like the Iron Giant and The Wild Robot.

But that’s not all, we also have shared FATE meetups where you can team up with other players to take down powerful foes like Marilith and Dynamis. And if you’re feeling brave, join us for our Fire Walk With Me event where you’ll journey through the Primal Mist and uncover The Missing Pieces.

And mark your calendars for our SUNDAY BUNDAY – CURSE OF THE WEREVIERA event where you’ll face off against the dreaded Wereviera and try to break the curse. Plus, don’t miss our Casual CC meet up at the Wolfs Den where you can relax and hang out with fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

> Messi talks with Zidanne about lifting… Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 1M subscribers, Achievements, argentina, Championships, Cristiano Ronaldo, football, goals, GOAT debate, influencers, Legends, lifting, messi, Minecraft, Mr beast, portugal, Records, smp, Soccer, sports, success, talks, World Cup, Zidane, Zidanne

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the ultimate showdown between Messi and Zidanne as they battle it out to lift the virtual World Cup trophy! But wait, Cristiano is teaming up with Mr Beast to reach 1 million subscribers in-game! The drama, the suspense, the absolute chaos – you won’t want to miss a minute of this epic showdown of the GOATs! Join now for a chance to witness history in the making and maybe even become a part of it yourself!

DraukooMC

Economy, Minecraft Server Events Competitions Players Texture pack Crates Discord Vanilla Free stuff Improvements Join Gaming Community Multiplayer Mods Plugins Online MMORPG Role-playing, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9317
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

IN: Looking for a server with frequent events, competitions and lots of players? You’ve come to the right place! DraukooMC is a big server with a special texture pack, crates, non-vanilla stuff and a discord server! We give away free stuff to random players every day and answer tickets quickly and politely. If you want to improve our server, join!

CZ: Are you looking for a server with frequent events, competitions and a lot of players? You have come to the right place! DraukooMC is a big server with a special texture pack, crates, non-vanilla stuff and a discord server! We give away free stuff to random players every day and respond to tickets quickly and politely. If you want to improve our server, join!

draukoo.eu:49670

OldCraft NetWork

Bedwars, daily events, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Missions, Parkour, PvP, Rankup, Spawners, Survival, top players

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Items Found:	1865	Astral Projections Made:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Servidor OldCraft NetWork > Rankup * Spawners > Survival * Daily Events * Missions * Top players > BedWars > KitPvP

jogar.oldcraft.com.br:10068

Insane Validation Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, Attention, Companionship, Connection, desire, domme, Emotional support, female validation, INSANE, Life Force, Loneliness, longing, mental health, Minecraft, Need, normal, relationship, sanity, SELF AWARENESS, self-acceptance, Server, validation, validation seeking

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone? Do you crave the life force that only a bio female can provide? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and the chance to find your one true Domme. Who needs diamonds when you can have the attention of a bio female? So come on, join us and let the power of female energy guide you to victory!

> Bitcoin Sneezes Minecraft SMP

alt season, alts, bearish, Bitcoin, Blockchain, Bullish, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, hodl, Investment, market, Minecraft, Moon, Nuke, Pump, smp, SNEEZES, speculation, Trading, volatility, wagmi

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Crops Grown:	8655
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, even the bitcoins sneeze! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy things will happen next, like alts not nuking and some of them even pumping! Is this the start of alt season? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss out on all the WAGMI fun! Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

QuackCraft

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Animals Bred:	60	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

A hermitcraft-like Semi-vanilla SMP!

The QuackCraft SMP Minecraft server gives you an as close to vanilla SMP experience as you can have on a public server. Features consist of a community shopping district, friendly community, and optional PVP. There are also fun Community events such as community ender dragon fight.

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