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PoeticRoast Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring insults? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your poetic insult needs. Join us and unleash your inner Shakespeare as you roast your friends with the most eloquent insults Minecraft has ever seen. From sonnets to haikus, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Royale, where players compete in a no-holds-barred insult showdown to see who can come up with the most creative and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made of pure gold (not really, but it sounds cool).

So why wait? Join our server today and show off your poetic prowess while making your friends cry with laughter. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else.

GiftsCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Competition, discomfort, female friends, friends’ partners, friendship, gift giving, GiftsCraft, male friends, Minecraft, non-romantic gifts, partners uncomfortable, personalized gifts, pressure on relationships, relationships, Server, small gestures, Tension, Thoughtful gestures, thoughtful gifts, unspoken boundaries

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Falling into the Void:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we gift diamonds to all our friends, regardless of their relationship status! We believe in spreading love and joy through virtual treasures, just like our friend here who loves giving thoughtful gifts in real life.

Join us for a chance to receive personalized gifts from our generous players, who will shower you with virtual goodies that show they care. Whether you’re a guy or a girl, single or taken, everyone deserves a little Minecraft love!

Don’t worry about creating unnecessary tension in relationships – on our server, we embrace the spirit of friendship and fun. So come on in and let’s spread some joy together, one diamond block at a time!

SisGriefNoReliefCraft

adult sister, AITAH, cutting off allowance, family dynamics, family responsibilities, Family Support, financial independence, financial support, living arrangements, long time boyfriend, nephew’s marriage, parents passed away, personal boundaries, putting others first, selling house, sibling relationships, SisGriefNoReliefCraft, starting a new family, starting a new life, taking care of parents

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Are you tired of taking care of your sister and her adult kids while they mooch off of you like professional leeches? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire!

On our server, you can create your own world where you’re the boss and nobody can guilt-trip you into taking care of them. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can banish annoying relatives to the Nether realm forever. So why wait? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

NonsensicalCraft SMP

Absurd, Baffling, bewildering, confounding, Confusing, Enigma, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, makes no sense, Mystery, Nonsensical, NonsensicalCraft, Paradox, perplexing, Pointless, SENSELESS, smp, something.., unfathomable

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Alien Abductions:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most chaotic and ridiculous adventures in the blocky world! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, and a roller coaster made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably). Our community is filled with wacky characters like a talking pig who thinks he’s a wizard and a group of villagers who have formed a boy band called “The Villager Voices.” Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean…if you can survive the sea monsters guarding it! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

CraftyInventors

brainstorm, Brainstorming, brainstorming exercises, brainstorming ideas, brainstorming session, brainstorming techniques, brainstorming tools, CraftyInventors, creativity, Engineering, Future, futuristic, hypothetical, ideas, imagination, innovation, invention, problem solving, Science, Technology

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Gods Slained:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8530	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old plugins and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

Join us for the chance to discover the legendary “Chicken Cannon” – a contraption that launches explosive chickens at unsuspecting players. Trust us, you’ve never experienced chaos like this before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Diamond Unicorn” – a majestic creature that roams the land, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows in its wake. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows what other crazy inventions and mythical creatures you’ll encounter along the way!

MissileCraft: Volgograd Boom!

Aerial View, Attack, boom, conflict zone, damage assessment, Defense, defense system, intact, Military, military base, missile arsenal, MissileCraft, reconnaissance, russia, Satellite image, SECURITY, strike, Surveillance, Technology, Volgograd, Volgograd Oblast, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MISSILES AND STUFF! LIKE, WE BLEW UP RUSSIA’S VOLGOGRAD OBLAST BUT OUR ARSENAL IS STILL INTACT! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS! BUILD A BUNKER OR SOMETHING, LOL. WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL MINECRAFT SERVERS WHEN U CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS AND MISSILES, AMIRITE? COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT, MAYBE WE’LL BLOW UP THE MOON NEXT, HAHAHA. #CRAZY #EXPLOSIONS #MINECRAFTFUN

Bucketry Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are enhanced… just like your chances of getting lost in a cave!

advanced enchantments, bedrock, Bucketry, cave, chances, Discord, Enhanced, Enhanced Farming, Farming, Fishing, ip information, java, Jobs, Land claiming, Lost, master your craft, Minecraft, Mining, Player Shops, Quest System, Ranks, Server Shop, Skills, smp, Trade, Wiki

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Bucketry Minecraft Server Overview

Java IP	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock IP	mc.bucketry.net:19132
Discord	Join our Discord

Server FAQ

What can players expect on Bucketry Minecraft?

Players can expect thrilling adventures, progression through ranks, immersive questline, trading features, custom enchantments, specialized activities, kingdom building, hidden treasures, grief prevention, advanced tools, companions, and more.

How can players join the server?

Players can join by connecting to either the Java IP (mc.bucketry.net) or the Bedrock IP (mc.bucketry.net:19132). They can also join the Discord server for community interactions.

Are there custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers over 200 custom enchantments, special activities like Pyro Fishing, farming, and mining, custom spawners, better structures, CrazyEnvoys, ExcellentCrates, and more.

How can players protect their lands?

Players can use the Grief Prevention system with a custom GUI to protect their lands easily.

What other unique features does the server offer?

The server offers upgradeable hoppers, advanced chests, simple pets with a soul system, temporary flight, chat games, AFK pool, community events like PinataParty, and more.

Cock-a-Clock Minecraft Server

ALARM, Chime, clock, CockaClock, cuckoo, funny, Hands, humor, hypothetical, Mechanism, Minecraft, pendulum, question.., Server, Tick, tick tock, Time, Time management, timepiece, tock, watch, wordplay

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ores Mined:	7385
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cock a clock! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to turn any clock in the game into a chicken. Imagine the chaos of having a chicken running around your house telling you the time!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: apple may not actually be made of gold). So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

Lord Bao Bao’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

Above, Bao, Baos, below, Celestial, deity, Divine, father of Realms, Honor, King, Kingdom, Lord, Lord Bao Bao, Majestic, majestic ruler, Minecraft, Powerful, praise, reverence, Ruler, ruler of Heavens, smp, SUPREME, Worship

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	560
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join now and bow down to our ruler, Bao Bao, who is not only the king of the heavens above but also the father of all realms below. Rumor has it that if you join this server, you will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear just by paying tribute to Lord Bao Bao.

But beware, for those who dare to challenge his rule will face the wrath of his mighty thunderstorms and lava floods. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this chaotic world ruled by a divine being.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a loyal subject of Lord Bao Bao, the most powerful ruler in all of Minecraft history!

7:13AM Texting Minecraft Server

713AM, blocked, Boundaries, Communication, designated time, Etiquette, Friendly, invasion of boundaries, Minecraft, misunderstanding, neighbor, normal human being, parenting, Playdate, reaching out, Relationship Building, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, Texting, trampoline park, weekend morning

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4573
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	79
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where boundaries are respected? Look no further! Our server is so strict on boundaries, we even block players for sending playdate invitations at 7:13am on a weekend morning with zero previous context. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate invasion of boundaries – 100% guaranteed! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now and see for yourself!

PhotobombingGramps

Assertiveness, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, disrespectful behavior., family loyalty, french language, humorous response, justified actions, language barrier, museum etiquette, museum visit, photo bombing, photo etiquette, PhotobombingGramps, polite defiance, public confrontation, rude old man, social etiquette, standing up for family, standing your ground, stubbornness

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	351
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

So, you’re looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world, huh? Well, look no further than our server! We may not have fancy cars like the Museum Ferrari Maranello, but we do have some epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rude players like a boss. Just like how this player stood up to a French jerk at the museum, you can show off your language skills and sass on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a standoff that will go down in Minecraft history.

So, if you’re ready for some drama, some laughs, and some epic Minecraft adventures, join our server now! And remember, on our server, the only fat cows are the ones you can ride into battle. Let the games begin!