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PoeticRoast Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Zombie Dances:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7348	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring insults? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your poetic insult needs. Join us and unleash your inner Shakespeare as you roast your friends with the most eloquent insults Minecraft has ever seen. From sonnets to haikus, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Royale, where players compete in a no-holds-barred insult showdown to see who can come up with the most creative and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made of pure gold (not really, but it sounds cool).

So why wait? Join our server today and show off your poetic prowess while making your friends cry with laughter. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else.

AncientMagic

AncientMagic, Bosses, custom abilities, Economy, FTB, leveling up, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Raids, Roleplay, RPG

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6191
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Always wanted to experience real and well made but at the same time simple and chill RPG server?

Join AncientMagic and: – Beat Bosses – Team up with other players and beat raids. – Level up – Use our custom abilities And many, many more.

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Skyblock with Mods: Not Your Mama’s Vanilla Server!

backups, Community, Dedicated, Discord, encouraged, Info, Items, mamas, Modded, modpacks, Mods, NVMe, planned, RAM, regular players, ryzen, Server, Skyblock, Vanilla, Vote, Website

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	ATM9 To The Sky
Spawn	Player-created
Banned Items	Discouraged but not banned
Server Specs	64GB RAM, Ryzen 7600x, x2 2TB NVMe
Join Discord	Join Discord
Website	More Info

FAQs

Question	Answer
Who can join the server?	Anyone can join, just join our Discord to get started!
Are there banned items on the server?	Some items are discouraged but not banned.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, there are no kits or unfair p2w advantages.
How long will the server be up?	The server is planned to stay up indefinitely as long as there are regular players.

SisCraft Minecraft Server

character design, character transformations, cosplay inspiration, digital identities, fan reactions, fantasy world, final fantasy xiv, game graphics, Gaming Community, look like THAT, Minecraft, mmorpg, online entertainment, online gaming, Player Customization, Server, SisCraft, surprised reactions, unexpected appearances, Video game characters, virtual avatars, virtual reality, XIVsisters

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Void Gems Collected:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, the XIVsisters look like absolute QUEENS! With their fabulous outfits and killer dance moves, you’ll never want to leave their side. Plus, rumor has it they have a secret stash of diamonds hidden somewhere in the server – if you can find it, you’ll be rolling in riches! So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure with the XIVsisters – you won’t regret it!

KinoCraft Minecraft Server

Cinema, film analysis, film critique, film discussion, film rating, film review, Kino, kino analysis, kino critique, kino discussion, kino rating, kino review, KinoCraft, Minecraft, Movie analysis, movie critique, movie discussion, Movie Rating, movie review, Server, was it kino

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where the only way to defeat them is by throwing exploding sheep at them. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s and the zombies are the dancers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can tame it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical bacon tree that grows crispy bacon strips instead of leaves.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams on ours? Come join us and see for yourself if it’s “kino” enough for you!

HOA Bus Minecraft Server

bus, Communication, Contact, Hoa, HOA fine, knock on door, letter, market, Minecraft, neighbors, new house, Note, phone number, property damage, Repair, resolution, response, river rock, Server, shared grass, SoD, Sprinklers, texas

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	216	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with neighbors who mess with your property! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic battles against pesky HOA members and unruly neighbors.

Picture this: you come home to find your shared grass area torn up and replaced with sod in the middle of summer. The audacity! But fear not, on our server, you can seek revenge by building a fortress made entirely of river rock to protect your precious land.

Take matters into your own hands as you strategize how to confront your neighbors in the virtual world. Will you send them a strongly worded letter demanding they fix your sprinkler head, or will you unleash a horde of angry villagers on their pixelated house? The choice is yours!

Don’t worry about the HOA breathing down your neck for the dead grass, on our server, we have your back. Join now and let the chaos unfold as you navigate the treacherous waters of neighborly disputes in the world of Minecraft!

HaircutCraft: NoFearKids

aita, anxiety, approachable, calming down, child’s emotions, child’s fear, child’s first haircut, child’s name, children, crying, fear, fear tactics, hair cutting, haircut anxiety, HaircutCraft, NoFearKids, parenting, pushing boundaries, refusal, staff room, tattooed

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Farms Harvested:	203
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the toughest of barbers can find a home! Just like the heavily tattooed, beard-sporting barber in this story, our server is full of unexpected surprises and wild adventures.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cutting hair in a virtual world, where crying children are a common occurrence but fear not, we have safety measures in place to ensure everyone has a good time. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a dad who believes in the power of intimidating barbers to calm his child down.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the chaos and absurdity of everyday life, just like this unforgettable barber encounter? Come join us and see what other wacky stories await you in our virtual world!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

advice from mentors, advice worth following, Best advice, CraftyAdvice, guidance, impactful advice, inspirational quotes, life advice, life lessons, life-changing advice, mentor advice, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivational advice, personal growth, positive thinking, self improvement, Server, success tips, valuable lessons, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Farms Harvested:	634	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Crops Grown:	4206
Mines Excavated:	3620	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll receive the best advice of your life – always carry a bucket of lava with you for emergencies! Trust us, it’ll come in handy when you least expect it. Our server is like no other, filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures. Rumor has it, if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking creeper. So why wait? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ExCraftedHeartache

10. moving on, 11. toxic relationship, 12. closure, 13. healing process, 14. self-care, 15. letting go, 16. forgiveness, 17. starting over, 18. self-reflection, 19. closure, 2. Breakup, 20. relationship trauma, 3. betrayal, 4. heartbreak, 5. cheating, 6. lies, 7. emotional abuse, 8. manipulation, 9. trust issues, ex, ExCraftedHeartache

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6881
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Potions Brewed:	174	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Are you tired of dealing with ex drama? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash all your pent-up anger by blowing up your ex’s virtual house with TNT! That’s right, no more heartbreak, just explosive revenge in block form. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a shrine to your ex and sacrifice a diamond block, you’ll be blessed with good luck in finding your next Minecraft soulmate. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the ex-blasting begin!

CreeperCarnageCraft

Conflict, CreeperCarnageCraft, current events, Deal, Diplomacy, extremism, foreign policy, formal, Hamas, hostage deal, hostages, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, News, Politics, REJECTED, rejection, Terrorism, united states, US

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

omg u guys u gotta join this server its like so lit like a creeper on fire lol. we got diamonds for days and pigs that can fly, like for real tho. one time a player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon and back, and it was like the coolest thing ever.

we also have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs. and don’t even get me started on the parties we throw, they’re so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to come hang out with us.

plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always willing to help out. so come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle or a castle made entirely out of TNT. trust me, you won’t regret it.

EcoSpeedCraft: Quiet & Fast!

#Automotive, #sustainability, acceleration, attention seeking, car industry, common, eco-friendly, EcoSpeedCraft, electric cars, electric motors, electric vehicles, Environment, Fast, Future, green living, innovation, noise pollution, Quiet, renewable energy, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Alien Abductions:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Votes:	423

join our minecraft server and escape the impending doom of silent electric cars taking over the world! we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the electric car overlords and plot your revenge.

build your own electric car in minecraft and race against other players to see who can out-accelerate the silent killers.

we also have a special plugin that allows you to turn any mob into an electric car, so you can ride around on a creeper or a zombie while blasting past your enemies.

join now before it’s too late and the electric cars take over for good!