poetic shade – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

PoeticRoast Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring insults? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your poetic insult needs. Join us and unleash your inner Shakespeare as you roast your friends with the most eloquent insults Minecraft has ever seen. From sonnets to haikus, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Royale, where players compete in a no-holds-barred insult showdown to see who can come up with the most creative and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made of pure gold (not really, but it sounds cool).

So why wait? Join our server today and show off your poetic prowess while making your friends cry with laughter. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else.

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DeathCraft Server: RIP Your Emotions

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant mutant chickens and zombie villagers armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a quest to find the legendary golden potato that grants unlimited powers to whoever holds it?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Death Valley, where players must navigate treacherous traps and challenges to reach the ultimate prize: a block of cheese that grants immortality (yes, you read that right).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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PrisonerCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL! u know what’s crazier than that? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! we got more surprises than a box of chocolates on valentine’s day! join us and u might just find a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons!

rumor has it, our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who explodes every time someone tries to build a house! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

we also have a secret society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server! will u join them or fight against their feathered tyranny? the choice is yours!

so come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, u might just uncover the next big minecraft conspiracy!

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CeasefireCraft: UN Security Council Edition

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yo, you gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the UN Security Council up in here, except we ain’t talkin’ ’bout peace treaties, we talkin’ ’bout buildin’ epic structures and takin’ down creepers like a boss.

we got the US and Israel on board, so you know it’s gonna be lit. we even got a ceasefire plan for when things get too crazy in the PvP arena.

come join us and be a part of history in the makin’. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to bring peace to the land of blocks and diamonds. or maybe you’ll just blow stuff up. either way, it’s gonna be a blast.

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StickyCraft: Stickier Than Your Inventory

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join our epic minecraft server where the food is so sticky, you’ll need a jackhammer to pry it off your face! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide. come build a house made entirely of cheese and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers server anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get sticky together!

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BrainCrafters: Animal Psyche

Altered Reality, altered states, animal, Animal Behavior, animal studies, behavioral state, brain activity, brain chemistry, BrainCrafters, cognitive function, Consciousness, drug effects, effects on brain, hallucinogens, mental health, mind-altering substances, neural pathways, neuroscience, Perception, psyche, psychedelic research, psychedelics, serotonin receptors

so, like, this server is like a trip, man. you join and suddenly you’re in a whole new world, like Alice in Wonderland but with creepers and stuff. it’s like taking psychedelics but without the risk of a bad trip, ya know?

imagine mining for diamonds while riding a giant chicken through a rainbow forest. or battling zombies with a sword made of cotton candy. the possibilities are endless, dude.

plus, the animals on this server are next level. they’re all on their own psychedelic journeys, man. you might come across a cow doing yoga or a pig playing the drums. it’s wild, bro.

so, like, if you wanna experience a whole new level of Minecraft, join this server. it’s like a trip without leaving your computer chair. come join the fun, man.

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HopeMine 1.9-1.20 Minecraft server

1.8-1.20, administration, Antirelog, Antispam, Auto-mine, banner, Cases, Cheat, Donations, group, Honest, HopeMine, Ip:, Jobs, KIND, minecraft server, No Lags, Purchase, PvP, rare, responsive, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, VKontakte, Website, wipe

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➜ VKontakte group vk.com/hopemine_mc

➜ Website for purchasing donations HopeMine.ru

➜ IP – play.HopeMine.ru

➜ Version – 1.8-1.20.x

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★ ➜ Best survival server!

★ ➜ Honest PVP with Antirelog

★ ➜ Cheap and honest donation!

★ ➜ Rarely wipe and never take away donations!

★ ➜ No lags!

★ ➜ We don’t cheat for donations, we’re honest!

★ ➜ Kind and responsive administration!

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Zapped Creeper SMP: No Square Brackets Inside, Just Pure Minecraft Fun!

Active Staff, Brackets, Creative, creeper, Custom Biomes, Custom Plugins, Custom terrain, Discord integration, Economy, Events, friendly community, Fun, hardcore mode, Land Claims, Minecraft, Minigames, Player Ranks, Player Shops, Pure, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Square, Survival, zapped

Minecraft Server Overview:

Description	Features
Charged Creeper Server	Lite RPG experience Player Warps, Homes, Monster Heads, and more Voting system with rewards Player-owned economy Support for different MC versions Informative Discord channel Custom Help menu

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
When did Charged Creeper server launch?	The server launched in March 2024.
What features does the server offer?	The server offers a lite RPG experience, Player Warps, Homes, Monster Heads, a voting system, a player-owned economy, support for different MC versions, an informative Discord channel, and a custom Help menu.
Is the server whitelisted?	No, the server is not whitelisted and open for all players to join.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by using the Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com or the Bedrock Port: 25566.

GeniusCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this wild ride with Henya the Genius and her VOMS Project crew as they embark on epic adventures in the blocky world.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – where else can you team up with Hikasa Tomoshika, Haneuzu Miuneru, Daimonji Ryugon, Zengaku Sanparo, Uemine Noruju, and Michimata Batoya to build the craziest creations you can imagine?

And don’t even get me started on the former member Ebosi, now known as Jitomi Monoe, or the legendary Amano Pikamee Archive. These guys are the stuff of Minecraft legends!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this server and prepare for non-stop laughter, epic battles, and mind-blowing builds. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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ShitTestedMC – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Bullied, discrimination, Emotional Abuse, friendzone, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, gender inequality, Gender Roles, insecure, introverted, mental health, Minecraft, self esteem, self harm, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, shit tested, ShitTestedMC, societal pressures, SUICIDE, toxic masculinity, Ultimate, victim blaming

Are you tired of getting bullied and friendzoned in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh realities of the outside world. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether that’s a powerful warrior or a peaceful farmer. No more getting shit tested by men or women, just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become the most popular player and never have to worry about being introverted or insecure again. So why wait? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

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BrosBeforeBridesMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no strippers but plenty of blocky fun! Just like Rick’s fiancé, Lisa, we like to keep things under control and make sure everyone is involved in the planning process.

Join us for a bachelor party like no other, where you’ll have to fill out paperwork for every block you place and provide receipts for every diamond you mine. Don’t worry, we’ll make sure Lisa approves of every move you make in the game.

So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of extreme organization and control. Who needs strip clubs when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one receipt at a time!

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