poetic sarcasm – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

PoeticRoast Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring insults? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your poetic insult needs. Join us and unleash your inner Shakespeare as you roast your friends with the most eloquent insults Minecraft has ever seen. From sonnets to haikus, we’ve got it all!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Royale, where players compete in a no-holds-barred insult showdown to see who can come up with the most creative and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made of pure gold (not really, but it sounds cool).
So why wait? Join our server today and show off your poetic prowess while making your friends cry with laughter. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else.

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New Server IP
GreenCraft – Cecilia’s Evergreen Server
#HololiveEnglish, art, Cecilia, Cecilia Immergreen, Cecilias, evergreen, GreenCraft, Grün, Immergination, Immergreen, ImmerMarks, ImmerMemes, ImmerMerch, ImmerMusic, ImmerPiece, ImmerScreen, ImmerTemplate, Justice Jams, memes, merch, Music, Server, Stream
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you laughing until you cry.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous group of chickens wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right – chickens in top hats! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary 63nthd Wind, a mystical force that grants players incredible powers and abilities. Rumor has it that those who harness the power of the 63nthd Wind can fly through the skies on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes. Sounds unbelievable, right? Well, you’ll have to join our server to see it for yourself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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New Server IP
Autodesk Student’s Minecraft Server – Craft, Build, Learn!
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fast as instant ramen? Look no further than our server, where verification is quicker than a cheetah on roller skates! We promise you won’t be stuck in school Verification Pending for hours with spinning red and blue balls like some poor soul on Autodesk Student. Unless, of course, you’re into that kind of thing.
Join our server and leave those Pacific Islands colleges in the dust – we’re all about De Anza JC in CA vibes here. Plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin faster than those balls on Autodesk Student. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and experience Minecraft like never before!

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New Server IP
NoBabyForYouSis
Agreement, alcohol, baby, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, explosive behavior, family dynamics, family gathering, manic behavior, Marijuana, NoBabyForYouSis, parenting, prescription drugs, Respect, rules, safety hazard, seizures, sister, Trust
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.
Looking for a server where you can trust your fellow players as much as this dad trusts his sister? Look no further! Our community is as tight-knit as a villager trading post, and we always have each other’s backs.
Just like this dad had to protect his baby from his sister’s explosive behavior, you can protect your builds from griefers and trolls with our top-notch anti-griefing measures. Build to your heart’s content without fear of someone ruining your masterpiece!
So come on down to our server, where the only explosions you’ll experience are from the excitement of playing with your new friends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and adventure waiting for you here!

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New Server IP
ShortDateMC – The Quickest Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old dates that feel like they last forever? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for a quick date that will leave you wanting more!
Picture this: you and your date spawn in a beautiful virtual world filled with endless possibilities. You decide to go on a romantic stroll through the pixelated forests, only to be attacked by a horde of angry creepers. But fear not, because your date is a master at wielding a diamond sword and swiftly takes them down, proving that they are truly a keeper.
As you continue on your adventure, you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that will make all your friends jealous. Your date suggests building a cozy little house together, complete with a lava moat to keep out any unwanted visitors.
But just as things start to heat up, your date suddenly disappears without a trace. Was it a glitch in the matrix or did they simply get lost in the vast world of Minecraft? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – this will definitely be a date to remember (or forget)! So come join our server for a wild ride filled with love, danger, and maybe even a little bit of romance.

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New Server IP
BlockyTurnOns
Allure, arousal, BlockyTurnOns, captivation, chemistry, desire, Enchantment, EXCITEMENT, infatuation, instant attraction, Lust, magnetism, Passion, physical connection, seduction, sexual energy, Spark, stimulation, temptation, Thrill, turns on
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most unexpected ways!
Join us if you get turned on instantly by seeing a creeper doing the moonwalk, a pig riding a rollercoaster, or a zombie breakdancing to thriller. Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco where Endermen show off their best dance moves, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-studded armor for your character to wear while battling a horde of killer bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun.

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New Server IP
MovieMania Minecraft Server
#moviemania, Censorship, cultural exchange, Dictatorship, distribution, executions, freedom of expression, human rights abuses, Kim Jong-un, media crackdown, Minecraft, N.Korea, North Korea, oppressive government, political repression, Propaganda, public executions, S. Korean movies, Server, South Korean films, state control, totalitarian regime, unification ministry
come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting executed is your boredom! we have more fun than n. korea has public executions, and that’s saying something! we don’t mess around when it comes to spreading joy and laughter, unlike those guys over there. plus, we have so many s. korean movies to watch while you’re mining and crafting, you’ll never want to leave! trust us, the unification ministry approves of our server because it’s just that awesome. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

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New Server IP
HollyCraftKidnapPlot99.9%
abduction, alibi, Celebrity, Court, crime, cyber, Digital, Evidence, holly willoughby, HollyCraftKidnapPlot99.9, internet, investigation, kidnap plot, News, ONLINE, social media, SUSPECT, suspect’s behavior, Technology, testimony, trial
So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. Like, you gotta join cuz we got this dude who spent like 99.9% of his time online, like what even, man? He was accused of trying to kidnap Holly Willoughby, but like, that’s just cuz he was so obsessed with Minecraft, ya know? So come join us and be part of the madness, cuz who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next. Plus, we have like, unlimited diamonds or something, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be here? Just watch out for any suspicious characters trying to steal your virtual loot, ya feel me?

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New Server IP
RomComsVsActionMovies
Action Movies, action-packed films, cinematic credibility, comedic timing, comedy, credibility, credibility in movies, Entertainment, film industry, Hollywood, love stories, movie credibility, movie genres, on-screen chemistry, rom coms, romantic comedies, romantic comedies versus action movies, romantic plotlines, romantic relationships, RomComsVsActionMovies, thrilling action
so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like ever. like, seriously, you gotta join this server, bro.
we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, dragons breathing fire everywhere. it’s, like, a total chaos but, like, in a totally awesome way.
if you join this server, you’ll, like, instantly become a superhero with, like, super powers and stuff. you can, like, fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. it’s, like, totally insane, bro.
and, like, the best part is, there’s, like, a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server. if you find it, you’ll, like, become the richest player ever.
so, like, forget rom-coms, bro. this server is, like, the real deal. join now and, like, experience the craziest adventure of your life.

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New Server IP
YourVillage
Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft Gaming Community Town Friendly Server Multiplayer Survival Creative Adventure Building Exploration PVP Economy Events Plugins Mods Farming Redstone Resources, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny
Hey there, welcome to YourVillage! We’re all about creating a warm and friendly community where everyone feels at home. Our server features a one-of-a-kind town system and stunning world generation you won’t find anywhere else. Found the town of your dreams and make new friends along the way. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, you’ll find a place here. Come join us and be part of our wonderful community!
play.urvillage.net

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New Server IP

Adults Only: Camp Craft – Where the only griefing allowed is stealing the last piece of cake!

+18, Adults, Adventure, Allowed, Auctionhouse, Bluemap, building, Cake, camaraderie, Camp, Community, Craft, Essentialx, Exploration, Griefing, Griefprevention, Jobs, MCMMO, Piece, Playerwarps, Plugins, Quickshop, Ranking system, rules, smp, stealing, Survival, Whitelist, WildRTP

CampCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Welcome to CampCraft, an 18+ Whitelisted SMP server where the possibilities are boundless. Join our vibrant community and embark on epic adventures together!

Plugin List:

AuctionHouse
BlueMap
Essentialx
GriefPrevention
Jobs
McMMO
PlayerWarps
QuickShop
WildRTP

Rules:

Be Nice
No Harrassment or Bigotry (zero tolerance)
Don’t Cheat
No Griefing/Stealing
Obtain consent for building near others’ builds
No Item Dupes
No Hate Speech or Harassment
No Advertising without permission
Resolve issues with other players peacefully

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, fill out the application provided in the overview to get whitelisted.
Are donations required?	No, donations are not required for this server.
How are ranks earned?	Ranks are earned by building impressive structures in the server.
What plugins are used on the server?	Refer to the Plugin List provided above for the list of plugins used.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the server has specific rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.