PoeticRoast Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3997	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	130
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring insults? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your poetic insult needs. Join us and unleash your inner Shakespeare as you roast your friends with the most eloquent insults Minecraft has ever seen. From sonnets to haikus, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Royale, where players compete in a no-holds-barred insult showdown to see who can come up with the most creative and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made of pure gold (not really, but it sounds cool).

So why wait? Join our server today and show off your poetic prowess while making your friends cry with laughter. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else.

CraftyFacts Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1766
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride on flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords? It may sound like a crazy dream, but it’s totally true! Join us for the wildest adventure of your life and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and zombie chickens in Minecraft? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

ScareCraft: Nightmare Jobs

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the scariest thing you encounter is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, the most terrifying job is… being the designated chicken wrangler! That’s right, these feathered fiends are not your average cluckers – they will stop at nothing to overthrow you and take control of the server. Can you handle the pressure of keeping these rebellious fowl in line?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. That’s right, not only will you have to battle this fearsome beast, but you’ll also have to endure his terrible puns and dad jokes. Can you defeat him without dying of laughter?

Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Just remember, the chickens are watching… always watching.

PowerOutageCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Votes:	3106	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only strikes you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your house! forget about power outages, we have unlimited virtual power to keep the fun going 24/7! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual russia without the political drama. join now and experience the chaos and mayhem in the best way possible – through blocks and pixels!

SlovakCraft: Orbán’s Moscow Adventure

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3417
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

LOL come join our minecraft server, where the prime minister of Slovakia wishes he could play with us instead of hanging out with Viktor Orbán in Moscow! We’re so lit even politicians wanna ditch their boring meetings to build epic castles and mine for diamonds with us. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from creepers and plot world domination. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now before the prime minister changes his mind and tries to steal our diamonds!

Ex-MineCraft Lovebirds

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

come join our server where we have divorce lawyers falling in love with each other because they’ve seen some crazy relationships that make them thankful for their own partners! watch as they build houses together and mine for diamonds while discussing the wildest divorce cases they’ve ever seen. you won’t find a more entertaining group of players on any other server. plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the drama and chaos of divorce lawyers navigating their own relationships in the world of minecraft? join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

GoldenAge Servers presents: The Upside-Down Minecraft Experience – SkyGrid Edition

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Votes:	1201	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

GoldenAge SMP

Server Info
Server Type	SMP
Version	Better Than Adventure! 7.1 w/ Babric Mods
Whitelist	Exclusive whitelist-only

Overview

The do whatever, be whatever serverest 3/26/24

This server is an exclusive whitelist-only SMP that relies completely on mutual trust between player and server. We are attempting a real life replication, with business, banks, history. If that is something you would be interested in, consider joining us!

Public Community Event

We’re hosting a public community event, the only one that will ever happen on our server! Join our Skygrid event by joining the Discord below to stay posted. It’s happening in 7 days!

No whitelisting required!

Skygrid Launch Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSFUi2BxnlI

Website: https://goldenage-smp.org/

Discord: https://discord.gg/wSyTHZuJhQ

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelist-only?	Yes, the server is exclusive whitelist-only.
What version of Minecraft does the server run?	The server runs Better Than Adventure! 7.1 with Babric Mods.
What is the theme of the server?	The server attempts a real life replication with elements like business, banks, and history.
Is there a public community event happening?	Yes, there is a Skygrid event happening in 7 days. Join the Discord to stay updated.

FlatEarthCraft – The Most Square Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	4100
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden carrots. And if you manage to find it, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and serenade you with their beautiful bleats.

So why does this psyop exist, you ask? Well, the point is simple – to provide the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other!

CraftyEcon Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34

Are you tired of the boring real world economy? Come join our Minecraft server where the Yen is booming and the Doki-incident never happened! Our virtual economy is thriving and there’s plenty of room for growth and expansion.

Forget about watching vtubers in Japan, come join our server where you can become a virtual superstar yourself! The Doki thing, the concert, and the weak showing at the expo are all just distant memories in our Minecraft world.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a thriving virtual economy and become a virtual sensation. Who needs the real world when you can have all the fun and excitement in our Minecraft server? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

BroSquad Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	1051	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama reaches a whole new level of blocky chaos! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to emotional ticking time bombs and defending yourself against immature ants disguised as siblings.

Our server is the perfect place to practice your argument skills and show off your emotional maturity (or lack thereof). Don’t worry about keeping the peace, because here, we encourage you to stir up some drama and let it all out.

So, if you’re tired of being the target of family events and want to unleash your inner badass, join our server now! Who knows, you might even earn the title of the ultimate family drama warrior. Let’s see if you’re the real asshole or just a misunderstood hero in this crazy Minecraft world.

ExHubExposedLOL

behavior teaching, children, Communication, Confrontation, custody, dishonesty, emergency, ex husband, ExHubExposedLOL, flexibility, Honesty, lying.., parenting, Priorities, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, schedule changes, seizure disorder, special needs, vacation

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mines Excavated:	4989
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Enchantments Applied:	151
Crops Grown:	2992	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex’s secret vacation? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

Our server is like co-parenting with your ex on steroids. You never know what surprises await you, just like finding out your ex-husband was actually at the bar instead of on an oil rig. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Join now for a chance to confront your ex in front of all his friends, just like in real life. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to vent about your ex’s lies while building your dream castle.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than co-parenting with your ex, come join us! Who knows, you might even find some new friends who understand the struggles of dealing with a dishonest ex.

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