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PoeticRoast Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ores Mined:	3464	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring insults? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your poetic insult needs. Join us and unleash your inner Shakespeare as you roast your friends with the most eloquent insults Minecraft has ever seen. From sonnets to haikus, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Royale, where players compete in a no-holds-barred insult showdown to see who can come up with the most creative and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made of pure gold (not really, but it sounds cool).

So why wait? Join our server today and show off your poetic prowess while making your friends cry with laughter. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else.

MommaCraft: Mind Yo Biz!

Biz, Boundaries, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, dating life, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, generational differences, INDEPENDENCE, individual agency, Interference, lack of autonomy, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-daughter relationship, personal space, pressure to date, respect for choices, Self Discovery, toxic relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	8277	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server! We promise not to parade you in front of your neighbors’ houses or force you to date anyone against your will. Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted matchmaking from overbearing parents.

Join us and leave the real world drama behind! Plus, we have virtual cookies. And who doesn’t love virtual cookies? So come on over and let’s build some virtual castles together!

JobLessCraft SMP: Worst Job Wisdom

Adaptability, Career Growth, Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, difficult work environment, Job, JoblessCraft, learning experience, patience, perseverance, personal development, problem-solving skills, Professional Growth, resilience, self improvement, smp, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management, useful lessons, wisdom, work ethic, WORST, worst job

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Crops Grown:	2644	Emeralds Found:	8149
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, I once joined and found a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret millionaire who gives away real-life cash prizes to the top players every month! Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And don’t even get me started on the PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using only enchanted fishing rods. It’s like a total blast, dude! So come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

TeleportCorp: ProfitMaximized!

Business strategies, consumerism, corporate greed, Corporations, cost cutting, dystopian future, employee exploitation, Exploitation, futuristic, Greed, innovation, market manipulation, monopoly, profit maximization, profit-driven society, ProfitMaximized, Sci Fi, Star trek, Technology, Teleportation, TeleportCorp, unethical practices

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken the concept of Star Trek teleportation and turned it into a hilarious disaster! Imagine trying to teleport to your friend’s base, only to end up in a pit of lava surrounded by creepers. It’s chaos at its finest!

But wait, there’s more! Our corporations have gotten involved and they’re here to make your teleportation experience even more miserable. Picture this: you try to teleport to the nearest village for some trading, but instead, you end up in the middle of a corporate office meeting. The CEO is yelling at you for interrupting their presentation on how to turn diamonds into profit!

Join our server for a wild ride of teleportation mishaps, corporate greed, and endless laughs. Who knows where you’ll end up next? Just remember to watch out for those pesky teleportation fees – they’ll get you every time!

ColombiaCraft Minecraft Server

colombia, ColombiaCraft, deportation, deportation agreements, deportation flights, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, government actions, immigration, Immigration Policy, international relations, Minecraft, Politics, refusal, sanctions, sanctions policy, Server, south america, trump, Trump administration, US foreign relations, US-Colombia relations

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where trump is the ruler and he is ordering sanctions on colombia for not accepting his deportation flights. build your own wall to keep out the colombians and show your loyalty to trump by mining for gold and diamonds. beware of the colombian spies trying to infiltrate our server and steal our resources. join now for a crazy adventure filled with politics and drama! #BuildTheWall #Trump2020

OryolCraft: Drone Strike Defense

air strike, Conflict, defence forces, Defense, Destruction, drone, drone warehouses, eastern europe, international relations, military intervention, military operation, military technology, Oryol Oblast, OryolCraft, RETALIATION, russia, SECURITY, Shaheds, strike, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8033
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Ukraine, right? And suddenly, the defense forces are like, “Yo, let’s go wreck some drone warehouses in Russia!” And BOOM, they destroy over 200 Shaheds!

Now, if you wanna experience that level of epicness in Minecraft, you gotta join our server. We got drones, we got warehouses, we got Shaheds – it’s a freakin’ warzone up in here!

Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out in epic PvP battles, raid enemy bases, and conquer new territories. Plus, we have the most lit community ever, so you’ll never be bored.

Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the block!

SpaceCraft: Webb’s Expansion Challenge

challenge, Cosmic, cosmic theory, cross-check, Crucial, Expansion, findings, Hubble space telescope, largest study, measurements, mysterious expansion, Space, spacecraft, study, telescope, theory, Universe, universe expansion, Universe’s Expansion, universe’s mysterious expansion, Webb Telescope, Webbs

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin in your minecraft world, building some epic stuff, and suddenly you look up and see the webb telescope zooming by, like, whoa dude, that’s crazy! and then you find out that this server is, like, the biggest study of the universe expansion ever, like, mind blown, right?

and get this, the findings confirm a challenge to cosmic theory, like, what even is cosmic theory anyway? who cares, it’s just a cool reason to join this server and be a part of something huge, literally!

plus, they say the findings offer a crucial cross-check for previous hubble space telescope measurements, like, hubble who? we got the webb telescope up in here, doing big things in the minecraft universe.

so come join us on this epic server, where you can build, explore, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the webb telescope doing its thing. it’s gonna be out of this world, literally!

Bucketry Minecraft

Bucketry, Challenges, Classes, Community Events, Creative, Custom Biomes, Economy, Magic, Minecraft, Minigames, Parkour, Pets, pixel art, PvP, Quests, Races, Redstone, Roleplay, smp, Survival, Trading, Vehicles

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5591
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	380	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to Bucketry Minecraft!

Java Server	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock Server	mc.bucketry.net:19132

At Bucketry, you can truly play your way—whether that’s as a warrior, builder, farmer, or explorer. This is Minecraft with a purpose.

Why Play at Bucketry?

Quests That Matter
Gear Built Your Way
Master Your Path
Build Your Kingdom
Player-Driven Economy
A Community You’ll Want to Join
Quests with a Story
Streamlined for Fun

Start Your Journey Today

Build, explore, and challenge yourself alongside others who love Minecraft as much as you do. Ready to jump in?

Ghostly Welcome Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, ghost, Ghostly, haunted house, japanese manga, Land, Manga, Manga community, Manga fans, manga hiatus, manga lovers, manga publication, manga question, manga series, manga updates, Mystery, ongoing series, publication, Supernatural, Suspense, update, Wakeari Ghost Mansion, Welcome to Ghost Mansion

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Yo, bro, forget about that manga, come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a haunted mansion! We got updates every day, unlike that manga you’re waiting for.

Join us for some spooky fun and build your own ghostly mansion with your homies. Who needs manga when you can live it in Minecraft?

Don’t be a ghost, join our server and haunt your friends with epic builds and crazy adventures. Let’s make some memories that will never be forgotten, unlike that manga that’s MIA.

So what are you waiting for? Leave that manga behind and join us for some ghostly shenanigans on the best Minecraft server out there. It’s time to get spooktacular!

PixelPeek Minecraft Server

age difference, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Girlfriend, instagram, Message, Minecraft, mirror photo, mistake, misunderstanding, PixelPeek, privacy, relationship, Respect, risque pic, Server, sexting, sexy photo, underwear, unsolicited pic

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas storm through your village, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with the creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just remember to ask permission before sending any mirror selfies in your underwear, trust us on this one!

AuntieNoCoverUpMC

AITAH, AuntieNoCoverUpMC, brothers, cover up, dad, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, family visit, inappropriate attire, Inappropriate Behavior, mature out, oversized shirts, permanent resident, slight argument, STARING, teenage phase, telling my aunt, UNCOMFORTABLE, underwear

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4094
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Farms Harvested:	809
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can wear oversized shirts and underwear without judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to express yourself freely, even if your aunt disagrees. Join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity shine. Plus, we promise no one will stare at you inappropriately, unless you count the creepers in the game! So come on over and build your dream world with us, where pants are optional and fun is mandatory.