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PoeticRoast Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3179
Ores Mined:	7913	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5001	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring insults? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your poetic insult needs. Join us and unleash your inner Shakespeare as you roast your friends with the most eloquent insults Minecraft has ever seen. From sonnets to haikus, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Royale, where players compete in a no-holds-barred insult showdown to see who can come up with the most creative and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made of pure gold (not really, but it sounds cool).

So why wait? Join our server today and show off your poetic prowess while making your friends cry with laughter. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else.

DerpyCraft: Oblivion Battery Strikes Back!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Holy Grails Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off!

So why is nobody watching this? Because they’re all too busy having the time of their lives on our insane Minecraft server! Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience.

ChunkyCraft: Where all players are encouraged to embrace their curves and build big, beautiful worlds!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Farms Harvested:	303	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of seeing all those skinny Minecraft characters running around looking like they just stepped out of a Vogue magazine? Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all body types! That’s right, all women are required to gain 40-100 lbs when they join our server. Why, you ask? Because who wouldn’t want to see a bunch of chunky, pixelated babes taking over the virtual world? Plus, think of all the extra storage space they’ll have for carrying around all those diamonds and emeralds! So come join us and embrace the thiccness, because on our server, bigger is always better!

Crafty Creeper Cove: Bikini Bottom Bonanza

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	29	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join now for a chance to battle horny image makers, create insane videos with our koi image/video maker, and explore our Koikatsu Database filled with mysteries and surprises!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of VTubers and Hololive with our Koikatsu Card collection, where you can unlock rare cards and unleash their powers in epic battles. And if that’s not enough, try out our MMD VTuber section, where you can watch mind-blowing performances and dance-offs that will leave you speechless.

Don’t miss out on the Fu-x-x-ko madness, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. Plus, we have catbox and litterbox storage options for all your crazy creations and experiments. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CageCraft: Where even mobs get locked up in the Military Base!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1943
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a mysterious military base filled with cages, and you have to figure out why all the villagers are trapped inside them. Are they part of a secret experiment gone wrong? Are they actually aliens in disguise? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon that farts rainbows. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why were they in a cage in this Military Base? Who cares when you can join our server and embark on the craziest adventures imaginable! Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to have your mind blown!

Good Guys Gaming – Where Villagers Rule and Creepers Drool

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where the pigs are the ultimate rulers and the chickens are their loyal minions. When you spawn in, you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing skeletons and singing creepers.

But don’t be fooled by their spooky exterior, these mobs are actually the good guys! They’ll guide you through epic quests and challenges, all while cracking jokes and making puns along the way.

And if you ever find yourself lost in the wilderness, just call out for the mystical Ender Dragon taxi service. They’ll swoop in and give you a ride to safety, all while serenading you with their beautiful dragon songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of this wacky and wonderful world where the unexpected is always expected.

MineLOL – Crafting Chaos and Laughter in the World of Blocks

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	49	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a dragon in heat? Look no further, because on our server, you can join Alexstrasza in all her seductive glory! Our server is so hot, it’s like a plunderstorm of fun and excitement.

With patch 10.2.6, you can experience dungeons like never before – harder than ever, with no affixes or timers. It’s a challenge fit for a dragon! And speaking of dragons, our server is filled with them – from majestic mounts to fearsome foes, you’ll never run out of dragon-themed adventures.

But that’s not all – our April Trading Post is bursting with goodies, from plunderstorm loot to spring finery. It’s a treasure trove of epic proportions!

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner dragon. Who knows, you might even find yourself lying seductively like Alexstrasza herself – tail covering your modesty, of course. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Blocky Bois: No Time for Love, Just Building and Mining!

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Emeralds Found:	6642
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	New Chunks Explored:	449567

Are you tired of being a lonely virgin with a porn addiction? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a black man struggling with these issues again. Our virtual world is full of pixelated babes and endless opportunities to finally break free from your virginity curse. Plus, our community is so diverse that you’ll never feel alone in your struggles. So come on, join us and let’s conquer those demons together!

Vaginal Minecraft Adventures: Char Aznable’s Redemption

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Emeralds Found:	8194
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	187	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with epic battles, crazy storylines, and maybe even a cameo from Char Aznable with four vaginas (yes, you read that right)! Who knows, maybe he’ll even save Shinji from his eternal angst. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join our server now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Tribes LOLz

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	8937	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	823109	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become part of our wacky tribe where we do everything from building giant statues of chickens to hosting epic dance parties in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP battles, and even participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where players compete to see who can launch themselves the farthest into the sky. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary “Diamondsaur” – a giant diamond monster that roams the land, terrorizing unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get your tribs here! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else.

BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui Edition

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got more craziness packed into this server than a creeper in a TNT factory. Join us and experience the Edition Américain attardeAncien, where the blocks are as wild as a llama on roller skates.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs and dancing skeletons. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode a rainbow-colored sheep into battle against a horde of evil villagers. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual potato planting contest, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato as a prize. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies bust a move like you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride that’s crazier than a chicken juggling flaming arrows. Trust us, you won’t regret it!