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PoeticRoast Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Potions Brewed:	115
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring insults? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your poetic insult needs. Join us and unleash your inner Shakespeare as you roast your friends with the most eloquent insults Minecraft has ever seen. From sonnets to haikus, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Royale, where players compete in a no-holds-barred insult showdown to see who can come up with the most creative and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made of pure gold (not really, but it sounds cool).

So why wait? Join our server today and show off your poetic prowess while making your friends cry with laughter. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else.

Nuclear Plant Prankster Minecraft SMP

ass-fucked, Bombing, Country, fear-mongering, get real, iran, Iranian, Israel, kill, learn, Minecraft, morons, multiple times, Nuclear, nuclear plants, Official, Plant, prankster, pretty much no one, proceed, rare instances, retards, smp, won’t do shit, ww3

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1807	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and hilarity of Iran’s “won’t do shit” attitude! Join us for epic battles where no one really gets hurt and Israel always comes out on top. Our server is perfect for those who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to stir up some trouble. So come on, join us and see just how wild things can get in our one-of-a-kind world!

EraseMyBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life? Do you wish you could hit the reset button and start over? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride where you can erase all your troubles and start fresh in a virtual world filled with adventure and excitement.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes prancing by, wearing top hats and monocles. Or how about the time our resident prankster filled the entire spawn area with chickens wearing sunglasses? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of wonder.

But that’s not all! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant mutant creepers, embark on quests to find the mythical Golden Potato, and even attend virtual parties hosted by our very own party llama, Larry.

So what are you waiting for? Hit that join button and let the craziness begin! Who needs an erase button when you can just escape to our insane Minecraft SMP instead?

ElderlyCraft – Where age is just a number!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	274
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky adventures!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and where you can ride on the backs of dragons (yes, DRAGONS!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Granny Gang, a group of elderly players who rule the server with their wisdom and killer PvP skills. Rumor has it that if you can beat them in a battle, you’ll be granted access to their secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, unpredictable world. Just remember, things may get a little…weird.

CraftyNetanyahu’sNoShame

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant baguettes and throw them at each other like a bunch of frenchies! we got a secret underground base where we hide all the croissants and cheese, only the bravest can find it! also, we have a pet llama named macron who spits on anyone who tries to steal our diamonds! come join the fun and be part of the baguette revolution! oh la la!

Atomic Antibiotics Craft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Runes Activated:	0

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is like a magical land where u can craft atomic antibiotics to fight off those pesky bacteria mobs!

join us and become a master pharmacist in the minecraft world! but wait, there’s more! not only can u save the world from bacterial resistance, but u can also ride on flying pigs and shoot lasers from ur eyes!

so come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! who needs boring old survival mode when u can be a superhero pharmacist in minecraft land? join now and let’s save the world, one antibiotic at a time!

FroobWorld: Where semi-vanilla meets extra sprinkles and a side of piggyback rides. Patch 1.21 included!

back, Chat, Cheating, Chest locking, Donations, EXTRA, FroobWorld, Griefing, home, Included, Land claiming, Long-term maps, meets, old school, Patch, PG-13, Piggyback, Prizes, RIDES, Rtp, rules, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Side, smp, Spawn, sprinkles, stealing, Survival, Tpa, View distance

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Towns Built:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	4640	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Star Shards Collected:	227	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Minecraft Server Information

IP	s.froobworld.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/UG9CjMGtSs
Website	https://froobworld.com/
Dynmap	https://map.froobworld.com/

Overview

FroobWorld is a small survival server that’s been going since 2011. If you enjoy the old-school style of SMP, you will probably enjoy our server.

Our rules are pretty standard. Essentially – no griefing; no stealing; and no cheating. We keep the chat at PG-13 levels.

Features

Land claiming, with no limit to the size (within reason)
Lockette-style chest locking
/rtp, /home, /spawn, /tpa, /back
Long-term maps
32 view distance
We don’t take donations or give prizes in exchange for votes

FAQ

1. What is the server IP?

The server IP is s.froobworld.com

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, the rules include no griefing, no stealing, and no cheating. Chat is kept at PG-13 levels.

3. Is there a limit to land claiming?

There is no limit to the size of land claiming, within reason.

4. Are donations accepted on the server?

No, we do not take donations or give prizes in exchange for votes.

Anime Lovers Minecraft Server

alone, Anime, anime culture, anime teachers, education system, Loneliness, long-term relationships, loveless, Lovers, Minecraft, Relationship Status, Server, Single life, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, teachers, teaching profession, unaccompanied, Unloved, unmarried

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mines Excavated:	3507	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We have a secret underground society of unmarried, unloved, and unaccompanied anime teachers who are just waiting for someone to sweep them off their pixelated feet. Join our server and you could be the hero they’ve been waiting for!

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical Minecraft genie! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this incredible prize?

And if that wasn’t enough, our server is also home to the world’s tallest Minecraft roller coaster, where you can experience thrills and spills like never before. Just be sure to hold onto your blocky hat!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life!

The Blocky Danganronpa Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Animals Bred:	117
Chimeras Created:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But little did they know, those diamonds were cursed and turned them into a chicken for a whole week! Don’t worry, we eventually found a way to turn them back, but the laughs we had during that time were priceless.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, where the rules are made up and the chaos is real, then this is the place for you. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

GFChoresMinecraftServer

arguments, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dynamic, electrician, exhaustion, Fairness, free rent, GFChoresMinecraftServer, Girlfriend, household chores, living arrangements, living together, Organizing, relationship, responsibilities, tidiness, work-life balance

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values teamwork and cooperation? Well, look no further than our server! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, our players promise to help out with chores and tasks around the virtual world. But, just like in real life, they never actually do it! It’s like living with a bunch of virtual roommates who leave messes everywhere and expect you to clean up after them.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly asking for help, only to be met with empty promises and excuses. Cook virtual meals, do virtual grocery shopping, and pay for virtual everything while your virtual roommates sit back and relax. And just like in the real world, if they don’t pull their weight, kick them out of your virtual house!

So come join us on our server, where the chores are never-ending and the drama is always brewing. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have virtual roommates who never do their fair share?

NieceConfrontAITA

Boundaries, Communication, confronting family, confronting husband, confronting spouse, emotional investment, emotional neglect, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, favoritism, financial support, Jealousy, marriage issues, neglecting children, Niece, NieceConfrontAITA, parenting, prioritizing family, relationship problems, Resentment

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Votes:	7589
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of family feuds, secret alliances, and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining away, collecting resources, when suddenly your in-game husband starts favoring his niece over your own virtual children. He’s spending all his diamonds on her, building her luxurious mansions while your kids are stuck in a dirt hut. Will you confront him and risk being labeled as the jealous, crazy Minecraft mom? The drama is real, folks!

But that’s not all – we also have scandalous jailbreaks, shady deals with villagers, and epic quests to uncover the truth behind hidden family secrets. Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, in this server, family drama is the name of the game.