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PoeticRoast Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6040
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8377	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring insults? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your poetic insult needs. Join us and unleash your inner Shakespeare as you roast your friends with the most eloquent insults Minecraft has ever seen. From sonnets to haikus, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Royale, where players compete in a no-holds-barred insult showdown to see who can come up with the most creative and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made of pure gold (not really, but it sounds cool).

So why wait? Join our server today and show off your poetic prowess while making your friends cry with laughter. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else.

LongWay vanilla+ 1.21 Minecraft server

administration, Adventure, Adventures, BUILD, Clan, Code, Community, donation services, Explore, family, Friends, Ip:, minecraft server, PLAYER+ privilege, PORT, Survival, unique path, Vanilla, Variety, Version

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3180
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Hello Minecraft fans!

We are pleased to invite you to our unique vanilla+ server – Longway! ?

Here you will find not just a good community, but a real family of like-minded people ready to support and help each other! Our friendly administration is always in touch and ready to make your time on the server comfortable and exciting.

What awaits you at Longway?

– Long and interesting adventures in the world of Minecraft!

– Opportunity to find new friends and create your own clan!

– Balanced donation services that will not disrupt the excitement of survival, but will only add variety!

And that’s not all! We are giving the first 3 players who join us the PLAYER+ privilege for a whole month! Just write the code to the administration: plotva and get your reward!

Join Longway, explore endless spaces, build epic buildings and create your own unique path in this world!

We are waiting for you and your friends!

IP: longway.fun

Port: 25668

Version: 1.21

Don’t miss your chance to be part of our adventure! ?✨

longway.fun:25668

Thug Life Minecraft Server

Abuse, abusive parents, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, feeling bad, Life, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, Minecraft, Peace of mind, seeking help, self-care, Server, social media, support server, THUG, thugging it out, toxic environment, toxic parents, validation

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7698	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are your parents driving you crazy? Are you in need of some serious distraction from the toxicity in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and connect with other players who understand your struggles. Our server is a safe space where you can let loose and have some fun without any judgment or negativity.

Forget about deleting your social media apps, just log on to our server and let all your worries melt away. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Plus, rumor has it that our server has magical powers that can turn toxic parents into friendly villagers.

So come on, join us and leave your real-life problems behind. Let’s build a world where you can be yourself and find some peace of mind, one block at a time.

Minecraft SMP: Play VIVID LOPE

action, adventure game, Challenges, Exploration, FANTASY, gameplay, Gaming, indie game, LOPE, Minecraft, multiplayer, new stuff, PATCHED, Play, Play VIVIDLOPE, puzzle game, RPG, Single player, smp, Steam version, strategy game, switch port, Updates, vivid, VividLope

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Magic Items Found:	1660	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than VIVIDLOPE! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server recently got a patch that added all the new stuff from the Switch port. Now you can ride around on a llama while wearing a panda suit and shooting fireworks out of a crossbow. It’s like a rave in the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join VIVIDLOPE today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

BridalBlunderCraft

body image, BridalBlunderCraft, bride’s instructions, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, bridesmaid duties, bunions, dark colors, dress code, family dynamics, hairstyle, postpartum, self-conscious, Wedding, wedding attire, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding planning, wedding shoes, wedding stress, wide feet

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of boring weddings where you have to conform to the bride’s ridiculous demands? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no bridezilla drama here, just pure fun and chaos.

Join our server where the only dress code is your creativity! No need to worry about matching dresses and uncomfortable shoes, just build to your heart’s content without any restrictions.

Forget about acne scars and postpartum bodies, on our server, everyone is beautiful just the way they are. Embrace your uniqueness and let your creativity shine through in our virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to wedding dress codes and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with bridezilla drama.

HighSchoolIncidentMC SMP

after school activities, cafeteria fight, classmates, detention, EMBARRASSING, forbidden love, funny, gossip, high school, HighSchoolIncidentMC, Incident, Memories, prank, Principal, Rumors, scandal, School days, Secrets, smp, suspension, teachers, teenage drama

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7972
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mines Excavated:	2036	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Oh man, let me tell you about “the incident” from our high school. So basically, we had this crazy Minecraft SMP server where things got out of hand real quick. Picture this: a group of students decided to build a giant statue of the principal out of diamond blocks, but accidentally made it look like a giant chicken instead. And that’s not even the best part – the principal logged on to the server and saw it, and let’s just say he wasn’t too pleased. But hey, if you want to join our server and be a part of all the chaos and shenanigans, hit us up! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unforgettable moments. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCashlessCrafts

affordable hobbies, affordable pastimes, budget-friendly activities, budget-friendly hobbies, cheap hobbies, cheap pastimes, cost-effective hobbies, cost-effective pastimes, CraftyCashlessCrafts, economical activities, economical hobbies, frugal hobbies, frugal pastimes, inexpensive hobbies, inexpensive pastimes, low cost activities, low-cost hobbies, money-saving activities, money-saving hobbies, thrifty hobbies, thrifty pastimes

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	259
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Dimension Hops:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive hobbies? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your financial problems! Join us and indulge in the most budget-friendly hobby of all time – virtual block building!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Egg of Prosperity. Legend has it that whoever finds this egg will be blessed with infinite riches and a lifetime supply of enchanted carrots.

So why waste your money on boring hobbies when you can join our server and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with treasure, talking animals, and endless possibilities? Join now and start building your way to financial freedom!

HaitiCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, caribbean, Civil unrest, Community, crime, gang violence, Gangs, Government, Haiti, HaitiCraft, humanitarian crisis, international news, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, mourning, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Unrest, Victims, violence

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone in haiti but with blocks and stuff. we got gangs killin’ peeps left and right, just like in that town in haiti. u gotta build ur own fortress to protect urself from the crazies runnin’ around. but watch out, cuz u might just end up gettin’ attacked by a gang of creepers or somethin’. it’s a wild ride, so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. u won’t regret it, unless u die a horrible blocky death. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Sinwar’s Hostage Hideout

alive, Conflict, Crisis, gaza, Gaza tunnel, Hamas, HIDEOUT, Hostage, hostage situation, hostages, intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Négotiation, Palestinian, Political, SECURITY, Sinwar, Sinwars, Terrorism, US official, vicinity

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Rumor has it that the leader of the server, let’s call him Sinwar, is like, hiding in a secret tunnel in Gaza with hostages around him. Like, what even?! You gotta come join the server and help rescue the hostages and defeat Sinwar in an epic battle. It’s gonna be so epic, you won’t even believe it! Plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to mine. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save those hostages and take down Sinwar together! Let’s goooooo! 🤪🎮🔥

Solar City Fun Land

#sustainability, city, city planning, city temperatures, climate change, climate modeling, energy efficiency, environmental impact, Fun, greenhouse gas emissions, heat management, heat mitigation, Land, renewable energy, rooftop solar panels, Solar, solar energy, Temperature decrease, temperature increase, urban climate, urban development, urban heat island effect, urban infrastructure, weather patterns

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Star Shards Collected:	278	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Emeralds Found:	5317
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have so many solar panels on our rooftops that we are literally raising the temperature of the city by 1.5 degrees celsius during the day! who needs global warming when you can just play minecraft with us and feel the heat, amirite? but don’t worry, at night the temperatures drop by 0.6 degrees celsius so you can cool off while you build your epic creations. join us now for a hot and cool time like no other!

Higurashi’s Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Alternatives, Caution, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, escalation, Failure, higurashi, Higurashis, Logic, Minecraft, murder, Paradise, PIXEL, plan A, plan B, plan C, plan M, problem solving, problem solving techniques, rationality, Server, strategy, Table, teamwork, thinking ahead

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4293
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mines Excavated:	2617
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2717
Potions Brewed:	135	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from the usual mining and crafting? How about a round of “Plan C: The Revenge of the Killer Chickens” where you have to outsmart a horde of evil chickens hellbent on taking over the server!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Just remember, when all else fails, don’t resort to Plan M(urder) right away!