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PoeticRoast Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	147	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring insults? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your poetic insult needs. Join us and unleash your inner Shakespeare as you roast your friends with the most eloquent insults Minecraft has ever seen. From sonnets to haikus, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Royale, where players compete in a no-holds-barred insult showdown to see who can come up with the most creative and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made of pure gold (not really, but it sounds cool).

So why wait? Join our server today and show off your poetic prowess while making your friends cry with laughter. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else.

FacelessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1283	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the mystery of the elusive player who never takes off their helmet! Rumor has it they’re actually a secret agent on a mission to save the virtual world from evil mobs. Will you be the one to finally reveal their true identity? Only on our server can you embark on this wild adventure and maybe, just maybe, catch a glimpse of the mysterious player’s face. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of this epic quest!

Pickaxe Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	4294
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your wacky Minecraft needs!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rumored to grant the holder unlimited power and a lifetime supply of bacon.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their mind-blowing chicken dance moves. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Do you ever feel like you just can’t live without Minecraft? Well, you’re in luck because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, talking creepers, and a secret underground dance party with Notch himself. Trust us, once you’ve experienced our server, you’ll never want to log off. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Villages Defended:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Farms Harvested:	595	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	4

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can escape from da Russian occupiers like da brave Ukrainian soldiers did! Build ur own underground bunker to hide from da evil invaders and gather resources to fight back! Join forces with other players to form a resistance and take down da oppressors in epic battles! Plus, u can ride on giant chickens and shoot fireballs from ur hands cuz why not?! So come on, join dis server and show dem Russians who’s boss! #UkraineStrong #MinecraftRevolution

AquaticLand – Where Landlubbers are the Real Fish Out of Water

adaptation, aquatic animals, AquaticLand, Biodiversity, conservation, Earth, ecology, ecosystem, Environment, Evolution, Fish, habitat, humans, Land, landlubbers, Life, Marine Biology, marine life, Ocean, Plants, real, specialized environment, Underwater, Water

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE BE LIVIN’ IN DA WATER WORLD, YO! WE BE SWIMMIN’ WITH DA FISHES AND PLANTS LIKE AQUAMAN ON STEROIDS! FOR REAL, WE BE DA REAL AQUATIC MASTERS, NOT DEM LANDLUBBERS! COME JOIN US AND EXPLORE DA DEPTHS OF DA OCEAN, WHERE WE RULE LIKE KINGS AND QUEENS! WHO NEEDS LAND WHEN YOU CAN HAVE WATER, AMIRITE? SWIM ON OVER AND JOIN DA FUN, WE PROMISE YOU WON’T DROWN…MAYBE. 😂🐠🌊 #WATERWORLDMASTERS #SWIMMINGWITHFISHES #OCEANICLIFEFOREVER

TabletTots – Slow Response Zone

attention span, child behavior, child development, Child Psychology, cognitive delays, cognitive development., Communication Development, digital age, digital devices, early learning, educational technology, interactive devices, modern parenting, parenting challenges, response, screen addiction, screen time, Slow, tablet use, TabletTots, technology and kids, technology impact, toddler behavior, Zone

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we promise you won’t turn into a toddler who can’t respond to prompts! We got 63 toddlers to test it out and they took FOREVER to acknowledge requests while playing games on tablets. So, if you want to keep your communication skills intact, hop on our server and save yourself from becoming a slowpoke like those poor toddlers. Touch-screens may be the enemy, but our server is the savior! Join now before it’s too late!

Caledonian SMP: Where adults play with blocks, but not square ones. Join the fun now!

1.21, Adults, blocks, Caledonian, collaboration, Contests, Datapacks, Discordintegration, Dynmap, Fun, Griefing, interactive community, java, jei, Join, minimap, optifine, Play, rules, Server Events, smp, Square, Trophy, Vanilla, Vanillatweaks, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Caledonian SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Mostly Vanilla SMP with some Vanillatweaks datapacks
Features	Simple Voice Chat, DiscordIntegration, Dynmap
Server Events	Regular events and contests with custom trophy rewards

FAQs

1. What are the server rules?

1. Be a good person. Respect others and use common sense. 2. No griefing or raiding/stealing of other people’s builds or items. 3. No cheats or hacks. Mods such as optifine, minimap, and JEI are allowed. 4. No item duping. TNT duping is allowed, but general item duping is not. 5. Must be 18 or older to join the server.

2. How can I join the server?

To join, join our discord and apply!

BlockMania Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mines Excavated:	3991	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, do I have the perfect server for you! Imagine a world where you can explore strip clubs in Minecraft and indulge in the aroma of sweaty stripper feet. It’s a unique experience that will leave you wanting more!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the world of foot sniffing adventures. From white to black, brown to Asian soles, you’ll have the opportunity to sniff them all and revel in the heavenly scent. Our community is open-minded and welcoming, so don’t be shy about expressing your love for feet!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust us, once you start sniffing those virtual toes, you’ll never want to leave!

FinalBattle2024 Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	690
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	123	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mines Excavated:	1814
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! In the year 2024, we are gearing up for the final battle against the Deep State and all their evil minions. Join us as we embark on a quest to demolish the corrupt government, kick out warmongers, and banish globalists from our virtual world.

But that’s not all! We will also be taking down Communists, Marxists, and Fascists with our trusty diamond swords and enchanted armor. The political class that hates our Country will tremble at the sight of our mighty pickaxes and bows.

And let’s not forget about the Fake News Media – we will be building walls around their bases and trapping them in with mobs of angry zombies. The Swamp will be drained, and our country will be liberated from the clutches of tyranny once and for all!

So grab your pixelated weapons, saddle up your virtual horses, and join us on this epic journey to victory. Together, we will conquer the Minecraft world and emerge victorious against all odds. See you on the battlefield, fellow warriors!

Niece’s Grad Party Drama – No Vacation Home for In-Laws!

Airbnb, celebration, cleaning, college, Drama, Expense, family, Furniture, Grad, Graduation, graduation party, home, inlaws, Lake, market rate, Niece, nieces, OBLIGATION, Party, reduced rate, rental, Respect, sc, Trash, vacation, vacation home

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Void Gems Collected:	21	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchantments Applied:	111	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your family relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos, just like the Airbnb vacation home owned by this poor soul.

Imagine logging in to find your virtual vacation home trashed by your own family members, just like in this crazy story. But don’t worry, we won’t charge you extra for the mess – just for the entertainment value!

Join now and experience the thrill of dealing with entitled relatives who expect everything for free. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our server?

So come on in, grab a virtual broom, and get ready to clean up the mess left behind by your virtual family members. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!