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PoeticRoast Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Alien Abductions:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring insults? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your poetic insult needs. Join us and unleash your inner Shakespeare as you roast your friends with the most eloquent insults Minecraft has ever seen. From sonnets to haikus, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Royale, where players compete in a no-holds-barred insult showdown to see who can come up with the most creative and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made of pure gold (not really, but it sounds cool).

So why wait? Join our server today and show off your poetic prowess while making your friends cry with laughter. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else.

Hailand server we are looking forward to new players Minecraft server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	271	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Zombie Dances:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50

Private server for Minecraft. good administration and creator! The server has recently been restored due to a long break, so we are really looking forward to seeing people! But hosting is not free, so access costs 50 hryvnia. 125 rub.I’m really looking forward to new players! Also, please first go to the DS that is indicated and write a form; if you are accepted, you will have to go to the server! There is a mod plazma and emotecraft.

Play.hailand.fun

Madmens SMP

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

The Madmen’s SMP is a anarchy survival server that gets very popular at times and would love your help to make us grow! It is anarchy but there is no cheating. Come join us for some awesome fun!

69.174.97.168

Imperiumpopuli

Towny

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Server IP: mc.imperiumpopuli.net

mc.imperiumpopuli.net

NSL Kingdom

FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Gods Slained:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

FTB Infinity Evolved server for those who are looking to have a fun community setting https://discord.gg/q233wyUDtx Any issues can be reported to https://forms.gle/C2saZstyD529j3Z47

nslkingdom.apexmc.co

2G2G ru Minecraft server

Anarchy, Cheats, Clans, Dupe, Fly, Grief, No Donations, No Private, No Wipes, Pirate, PvE, PvP, Russian, Survival, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

2g2g

What’s the worst thing you’ve seen in your life?

So forget it… As soon as you enter our server you will encounter 0 players who only want to kill you.

Cheats, dupes, fly and much more.

No rules, pure anarchy

s1.2g2g.ru

Alamut

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Potions Brewed:	71	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

:banner: | Community, the community is a very important part for Alamut, we have a lot to offer the community but can also learn a lot from them! As a community you can join Alamut as @:star: • Community lead, this gives you nice bonuses for your kingdom on the Almut server and you get priority when registering for events! Alamut is a server for the community, by the community!

play.alamut.nl

1.19.2 anarquia

Anarchy, Plugins

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Buildings Constructed:	42	Zombie Dances:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Towns Built:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Spanish anarchic server, you are all welcome.

minecraft.kangur.com:49123

BroManBroCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Crops Grown:	4225
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253

Factions server with raiding and pvp in mind. Custom block durability is set for diamond, emerald and gold blocks. Join us and show off your raiding and economic skills. This server is meant to test you and your friends. Start today.

bromanbrocraft.apexmc.co

uGame World 1.1.5 Minecraft server

Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, Jobs, Shop, Starter Kit, Vampirism

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchantments Applied:	136
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

uGameWorld is a unique server specially created for griefers!IP: ugame-pe.funPORT: 19132Version: 1.1.5Website: ugameshop.ruVisit ugame-pe.fun right now and stay with us forever!

ugame-pe.fun:19132

The server of the Moon

PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	156	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	38	Villages Defended:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

A server for true, 1.8.9, smp. no claims. griefing is allowed (within reason) , and best of all, PVP is enabled all the time. Staff applications soon!

185.236.137.4