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PoeticRoast Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5344

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring insults? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your poetic insult needs. Join us and unleash your inner Shakespeare as you roast your friends with the most eloquent insults Minecraft has ever seen. From sonnets to haikus, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Royale, where players compete in a no-holds-barred insult showdown to see who can come up with the most creative and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made of pure gold (not really, but it sounds cool).

So why wait? Join our server today and show off your poetic prowess while making your friends cry with laughter. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else.

SMPVR: Minecraft SMP >saves PCVR

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	608183
Animals Bred:	86	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of your boring, non-VR Minecraft world? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the blocks are extra blocky and the creepers are extra creepy.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. And you know what? They won. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep and the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled treasure chest filled with stacks upon stacks of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a virtual world this epic?

SnuggleCraft SMP

back sleeping, Bed.., bedtime, best sleeping position, comfort, Cozy, Cuddling, favorite sleeping position, Intimacy, long tail tags: sleeping with partner, next to you, partner, Peaceful, person, Relaxation, restful, side sleeping, Sleep, sleeping habits, smp, SnuggleCraft, snuggling, spooning, stomach sleeping

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mines Excavated:	3642	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Emeralds Found:	4474	Epic Quests Completed:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner chaos.

We have epic events like synchronized sheep shearing competitions, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted shears (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And don’t even get me started on our legendary bedtime stories competition – trust me, you’ve never heard “The Three Little Pigs” like this before.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose, make some new friends, and maybe even find your favorite sleeping position (spoiler alert: it’s the “upside-down llama”), then join us today!

RoommateFromHell

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Imagine living with the Joker as your room mate on our Minecraft server. You’ll never know what kind of pranks he’ll pull on you, from exploding TNT under your bed to filling your room with poisonous gas just for laughs. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored, right? Join our server for a wild and unpredictable roommate experience like no other!

VoronBoomCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Animals Bred:	28
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	201	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of detonating massive ammo warehouses just like in real life!!! we have explosions galore and chaos everywhere!!! become a master of destruction and watch the world burn as you unleash your inner pyromaniac!!! join now and let the madness begin!!! #boom #minecraft #chaos #explosions #joinnow

UniVerseCraft

Cosmic Consciousness, cosmic evolution, Cosmic exploration, cosmic mysteries, cosmic perspective, cosmic structure, Cosmic Understanding, Cosmos, Dimensions, Existence, metaphysics, multistructure, philosophy, Potential, Quantum Mechanics, Reality, reflections, space time, theoretical physics, Universe, UNIVERSECraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Star Shards Collected:	114
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis crazy minecraft server where da universe is all messed up and u gotta navigate through different dimensions and structures to survive? well, let me tell u, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado of chaos and madness.

imagine spawning in a world where gravity is upside down and u gotta build ur house on the ceiling. or maybe u’ll stumble upon a dimension where everything is made of candy and u gotta fight off evil gummy bears to survive.

but wait, there’s more! u might even come across a realm where time moves backwards and u gotta figure out how to walk backwards to progress. it’s like a puzzle game on steroids, but with creepers and zombies trying to eat ur brains.

so if u wanna experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-twisting adventure, then join us on dis server and see if u can handle the reflections on the potential multistructure of the Universe. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Konoheaven: Where Minecraft is serious business but the community is anything but mature.

build projects, Business, Canada, Challenges, Community, community-based server, custom models, Eastern US, Enderman Griefing, Europe, Events, Fire-Tick, hard difficulty, Konoheaven, Live Map, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, Neighborhood, Phantoms Disabled, Player-Run Shop Economy, quality of life mods, resource pack, season 3, server launch, Shops, Single player sleep, smp, US, Vanilla, Virginia

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3

Server Info	Details
Version	1.21 Fabric
Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard
Gameplay Settings	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms Disabled. Single-Player Sleep enabled.
Mods	Mostly vanilla with some quality of life mods. Live Map (Pl3xmap) and Optional Simple Voice Chat mod available.
Economy	Diamond based player-run shop economy

Additional Details:

Shops: Minimal rules on shop themes or pricing. Friendly competitive environment.
Events and Challenges: Plenty of events with unique rewards. Karaoke, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more!
Custom Models: Custom items and hat models available with lightweight resource pack (not required to download).
Community: Players from US, Canada, and Europe welcome. Play solo or with others.

How to whitelist:

Join Discord
Read rules
Apply in the #whitelist-application channel on Discord

FAQs

1. What is the server’s version?

The server runs on 1.21 Fabric.

2. Where is the server located?

The server is located in Eastern US (Virginia).

3. What is the difficulty setting?

The server is set to Hard difficulty.

4. Are there any disabled gameplay settings?

Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms are disabled. Single-Player Sleep is enabled.

5. Are there any mods on the server?

The server is mostly vanilla with some quality of life mods. There is a Live Map (Pl3xmap) and an Optional Simple Voice Chat mod available.

6. How is the economy set up on the server?

The server has a diamond-based player-run shop economy.

7. Are there any specific rules for shops on the server?

There are minimal rules on shop themes or pricing. A friendly competitive environment is encouraged. Toxic behavior will be intervened by staff.

8. What kind of events and challenges are available on the server?

There are plenty of events with unique rewards such as custom hats and knockback sticks. Events include karaoke, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more!

9. Are there any custom models on the server?

Yes, there are custom items and hat models available that require a lightweight resource pack to view, but the resource pack is not required to download.

10. Is the server community-based?

Yes, the server focuses on playing and building together as a community. Players from the US, Canada, and Europe are welcome. Players can also choose to play solo.

IntCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	1952	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Votes:	1981
Villages Defended:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because we have a proposition for you that will blow your mind!

Introducing our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where we have merged the languages of Latvia, Lithuania, and Estonia into one super language called Baltonic! That’s right, no more confusion over which language to speak, now you can communicate with players from all three countries in this epic new language.

But wait, there’s more! Just like how Switzerland and Austria are forced to speak German, we are forcing the Baltic nations to speak Baltonic for the ultimate gaming experience. It’s like a linguistic adventure every time you log on!

So come join us on this wild ride and experience the chaos and hilarity of trying to communicate with players from different countries in a language that no one has ever heard of before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ColonCraft SMP – The Butt of all Adventures!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your colon cancer! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

We’ve got a community of players who are as wacky as they come, from a guy who builds giant toilets out of diamond blocks to a girl who tames creepers and rides them into battle. And let’s not forget about our resident llama whisperer who can summon an army of llamas with just a snap of her fingers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the lost city of Fartopia, rumored to be guarded by a herd of farting cows. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its riches? Or will you be too busy laughing your butt off at all the ridiculousness happening around you?

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knew curing colon cancer could be so entertaining?

TentTrouble Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Zombie Dances:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication is key! Just like the friend in the story, we expect all players to keep each other updated at all times. Forget about building epic structures or exploring vast landscapes, the real challenge here is maintaining constant communication with your fellow players.

Imagine the chaos of trying to coordinate a group mining expedition without constant updates on everyone’s progress. Or the hilarity of trying to defeat the Ender Dragon without letting your teammates know your every move. It’s like a game of telephone, but with creepers and zombies!

Join us now and experience the thrill of over-communicating in the most absurd ways possible. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Master Communicator and be hailed as the greatest chatterbox in all of Minecraft history. Just remember, if you’re not constantly updating your friends on your every move, you might just lose your tent privileges forever.

DriveOrDieMC

car safety, city driving, Communication Issues, dangerous driving, DriveOrDieMC, driving anxiety, driving etiquette, driving experience, driving habits, driving skills, highway driving, passenger safety, public transportation, reckless driving, relationship conflict, road conditions, road safety, speed control, Speed limits, Speeding, unsafe driving

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your girlfriend’s driving in Oklahoma? Look no further! Join our server where the speed limits are just a suggestion and going 15-20 blocks over is the norm!

We promise an adrenaline rush like no other as you navigate through bumpy roads near construction sites, just like the ones that made you fear for your life in that car with your speed demon GF. But don’t worry, on our server, you can take both hands off the keyboard and still be in control (unlike your girlfriend, yikes!).

And hey, if you don’t know how to drive in real life, that’s okay! On our server, all you need to know is how to speed like there’s no tomorrow. So come join us and experience the thrill of going faster than 90% of the other players, just like your girlfriend on those Oklahoma highways. Who needs a car when you have a Minecraft server this crazy?