PoeticRoast Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9396
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Votes:	4990	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	419
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring insults? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your poetic insult needs. Join us and unleash your inner Shakespeare as you roast your friends with the most eloquent insults Minecraft has ever seen. From sonnets to haikus, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Royale, where players compete in a no-holds-barred insult showdown to see who can come up with the most creative and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made of pure gold (not really, but it sounds cool).

So why wait? Join our server today and show off your poetic prowess while making your friends cry with laughter. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else.

BoomerCraft: Fear of Gray Hairs

aging, BoomerCraft, caregiving responsibilities, death, dementia, dependence, existential crisis, fear, financial insecurity, Gray, Hairs, health decline, ISOLATION, Loneliness, loss of independence, medical expenses, Memory Loss, mortality, old age, physical limitations, Retirement, wrinkles

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6550
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of aging like a wrinkly raisin in the sun? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the Fountain of Youth you’ve been looking for! Join us and watch as your character defies the laws of time and stays forever young in the blocky world. No need for anti-aging creams or potions, just log on and let the magic happen!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their feathered festivities and boogie down like never before. Who knew chickens had such killer dance moves?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest miner in all the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen! Age is just a number, but fun is forever on our server!

Hijab-Free Fun Minecraft Server

activism, Amini, anniversary, civil disobedience, cultural norms, empowerment, feminism, Fun, gender equality, Hijab, HijabFree, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, progressive movement, protest, religious freedom, revolution, Server, social change, solidarity, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU CAN BUILD A MINI IRAN WITH NO HIJABS! WE CELEBRATE AMINI’S DEATH BY LETTING WOMEN RUN AROUND WITHOUT HEADSCARVES! IT’S A CRAZY PARTY EVERY DAY ON OUR SERVER, COME JOIN THE MADNESS! WHO NEEDS RULES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE FUN LIKE THIS? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CraftyNATOWarAvoiders

Conflict prevention, Conflict Resolution, CraftyNATOWarAvoiders, crisis management., defense alliance, Diplomacy, european security, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global stability, International cooperation, international relations, military intervention, military strategy, nato, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, political tensions, security measures, Stoltenberg, ukraine war

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

So, like, u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that could have stopped a whole war but, like, didn’t? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! We got Stoltenberg himself saying NATO could have totally stopped the Ukraine war if they just played on our server more. So, like, come join us and maybe prevent the next big conflict or something. Plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a hero or something.

SlimCraft: 99.9% Lifestyle

body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fat loss, fitness journey, health and wellness, healthy habits, healthy living, Lifestyle, lifestyle change, mental health, nutrition, Physical fitness, self improvement, SlimCraft, weight loss, weight loss goals, weight loss motivation, weight loss success, weight loss tips, weight management

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	6

HEY YOU, YES YOU, DO YOU WANNA LOSE WEIGHT AND HAVE FUN DOING IT? WELL THEN COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE HAVE A SPECIAL MAGIC POTION THAT MAKES YOUR CHARACTER SKINNY IN THE GAME, SO YOU CAN EAT AS MANY VIRTUAL CHEESEBURGERS AS YOU WANT AND STILL LOOK LIKE A SUPERMODEL!

ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT PLAYING MINECRAFT BURNS MORE CALORIES THAN RUNNING A MARATHON? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! OUR SERVER IS BASICALLY A GYM MEMBERSHIP, BUT WITHOUT ALL THE SWEAT AND SMELLY PEOPLE.

OH, AND IF YOU JOIN NOW, YOU’LL GET A FREE PET UNICORN THAT FARTS RAINBOWS AND POOPS GOLD. YEAH, THAT’S HOW EPIC OUR SERVER IS.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND GET FIT WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING ZOMBIES. IT’S A WIN-WIN SITUATION, DUDE!

What is the IP for Windpress Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, Windpress

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	6324
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5627	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Villages Defended:	11

Windpress is a renewable energy company that specializes in wind power generation. With a commitment to sustainability and reducing carbon emissions, Windpress designs, builds, and operates wind farms to provide clean energy to communities around the world. Their innovative technology and dedication to environmental conservation make them a leader in the renewable energy industry.

What are Minecraft servers like FtoSurvive ?

Adventure, America, battle pass, Canada hosting, clan rankings, Community, Economy, Europe, Experience, hidden markets, Latest Version, Missions, mobile app, Mysteries, optimal stability, PvP, raffles, Rewards, Secrets, Spanish-speaking players, statistics, Survival, survivor

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Divine Spears Created:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16

AdventureCraft: AdventureCraft offers a similar immersive experience to FtoSurvive, with a focus on exploration and discovery. Players can complete quests, uncover hidden secrets, and unlock exclusive rewards as they journey through the world.
MysteryRealm: MysteryRealm is another server that features hidden markets with secret stories, similar to FtoSurvive. Players can dive into mysteries, solve puzzles, and unravel the secrets of each market as they progress through the game.
QuestCraft: QuestCraft takes the concept of missions and rewards to the next level, offering a wide range of quests and challenges for players to complete. With a focus on adventure and exploration, QuestCraft provides an engaging and immersive gameplay experience.
StoryCraft: StoryCraft is a server that puts a strong emphasis on storytelling, with each market having its own unique story to tell. Players can immerse themselves in the lore of the world and uncover the hidden histories behind each location.
SurvivalSaga: SurvivalSaga offers a similar survival experience to FtoSurvive, with regular updates and a focus on the latest Minecraft features. With a strong community and excellent connection for players around the world, SurvivalSaga provides an optimal gameplay experience for survival enthusiasts.

ftosurvive.com

Flash-Networks

Adventure, Automation, bedrock, creativity, Cross-Platform Play, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Economy, Gaming, innovation, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, role playing, Sci Fi, sci-fi fantasy, Slimefun, space exploration, Survival, Tardis, Technology, time travel, Updates

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to Flash-Networks, a unique Minecraft server experience that combines the best of science fiction and technology! Server Address: mysterios-playground.net Port: 25567 Version: 1.20.4+ Key Features:

TARDIS Plugin: Explore time and space with our custom TARDIS plugin! Slimefun Integration: Dive into advanced technology and automation. Custom Plugins: Experience unique gameplay elements found nowhere else. Cross-Platform Play: Java and Bedrock compatible – play with all your friends! Regular Updates: New content and improvements every week.

Join us for an ever-evolving adventure in a server that combines the wonders of the TARDIS, the innovation of Slimefun, and the creativity of custom plugins. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Flash-Networks offers a fresh and exciting experience for all players.

mysterios-playground.net:25567

WorldWish – PLACE OF POWER AND CHAOS Minecraft server

Anarchy, Artifacts, Boosters, Buffs, Challenges, Chaos, Clans, classic, competitive, Cruel, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Ip:, Levels, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, power, Private, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, TOP ARTIFACTS, Unique

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

✨ VERSION 1.21 | HOT DUELS | TOP ARTIFACTS ✨

✨ Our unique system of levels and buffs for TOP 1 will change your idea of anarchy!

⚔️ PUMPING UP AND BOOSTERS: Become the strongest and eliminate competitors thanks to the system of levels and boosters.

⚔️ UNIQUE ARTIFACTS: Capture the most powerful artifacts and use them to dictate the rules of this world.

⚔️ UNIQUE DUELS: Prove your strength in fair duels and get well-deserved rewards.

⚔️ HUGE SELECTION OF PVP AND PVE CONTENT: Try your luck and skills in a variety of modes and challenges.

⚔️ JOIN if you are ready to become part of a cruel world where only the strongest dictate the rules!

⚔️ IP: mc.wwish.me

mc.wwish.me:25577

Konohaven: Where adults play Minecraft and pretend to be Hermitcraft members with simple voice chat and a hint of maturity.

Adults, Challenges, Chat, community-based server, custom models, Discord, Eastern US, Enderman Griefing, Events, Fabric, Fire-Tick, hard difficulty, hermitcraft, Hint, Konohaven, Live Map, Maturity, members, Minecraft, Phantoms Disabled, Play, Player-Run Shop Economy, PRETEND, Requirements, rules, Shops, Simple, Single player sleep, smp, Vanilla, Virginia, VOICE, whitelist application

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Konohaven <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/skyvoids/">Minecraft Server</a>

Konohaven Season 3 Overview

Version	1.21 Fabric
Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard Difficulty
Gameplay Settings	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms Disabled
Features	Single-Player Sleep, Live Map (Pl3xmap), Diamond based player-run shop economy
Mods	Mostly vanilla with some quality of life mods and optional Simple Voice Chat mod

Additional Details

Shops – Minimal rules on shop themes or pricing, friendly competitive environment
Events and Challenges – Unique rewards, community events, build projects, karaoke, etc.
Custom Models – Custom items and hat models available with lightweight resource pack
Community Based Server – Build and play together, players from US, Canada, Europe

If you want to view our full guide about our server before joining, click here.

How to Whitelist

Join our Discord.
Read our rules and policies here.
Click apply in the #whitelist-application channel to start the process.

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 18? A: Generally, players must be 18 or older to apply for whitelist, but there are exceptions.

Q: Are there any restrictions on shop themes? A: There are minimal rules on shop themes, but we encourage friendly competition and ask players to maintain a positive environment.

Q: Do I need to download any resource packs to play on the server? A: The resource pack for custom models is optional and not required for gameplay. However, it enhances the visual experience.

Q: Is voice chat mandatory to join the server? A: Voice chat is optional and requires a separate mod, but it is not necessary to join the server.

Buzzcut Babe Minecraft Server

attraction, babe, bald, beauty standards, buzzcut, Confidence, DATING, empowerment, fashion, Gender norms, hair, Individuality, Minecraft, personal choice, Preferences, relationships, self esteem, Self-expression, Server, societal norms, Style, Unconventional, Unique

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2468
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same with their basic hairstyles? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players with buzzcuts or bald heads! Why, you ask? Because we believe in embracing your inner badass and showing off your unique style in the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that players with buzzcuts have a special power that allows them to mine diamonds faster than anyone else. So, if you’re ready to stand out from the crowd and unleash your inner bald beauty, join us now and start your epic adventure on the most follicly-challenged server around!

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