poetic burn – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

PoeticRoast Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring insults? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your poetic insult needs. Join us and unleash your inner Shakespeare as you roast your friends with the most eloquent insults Minecraft has ever seen. From sonnets to haikus, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Royale, where players compete in a no-holds-barred insult showdown to see who can come up with the most creative and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made of pure gold (not really, but it sounds cool).

So why wait? Join our server today and show off your poetic prowess while making your friends cry with laughter. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else.

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Minecraft SMP – /fgoalter/ – Crafting Chaos with Fate Grand Order

Chaos, Crafting, fate, fate grand order, Fate Grand Order Calculator, Fate Grand Order Database, Fate Grand Order Events, Fate Grand Order Planner, Fate Grand Order Quartz, fate grand order servants, Fate Grand Order Summer Event, Fate Grand Order Timeline, Fate/Grand Order Drop Rates, Fate/Grand Order Event Compendium, Fate/Grand Order FAQ, Fate/Grand Order General, Fate/Grand Order Materials, Fate/Grand Order NA, Fate/Grand Order News, Fate/Grand Order Rateups, Fate/Grand Order Summon, FGO, fgoalter, GRAND, Minecraft, Order, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion!

Join us for a chance to summon the rarest Minecraft skins, like Arctic Summer World Ibuki-Douji and Lady Avalon. These skins will make your friends green with envy as you strut your stuff in style.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with so many surprises, you’ll never know what’s coming next. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or will you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to mine for resources? The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT trap, but that’s just part of the fun)!

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PixelPerfect Minecraft Server

Accommodating, body image, Bridesmaid, bridezilla, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cropping, family drama, fat shaming, in-laws, Minecraft, PixelPerfect, relationships, Server, sister-in-law, social media, unreasonable requests, Wedding, wedding day, wedding etiquette, wedding memories, wedding photography, wedding photos

Are you tired of dealing with drama queens like my sister-in-law on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a drama-free, pixelated paradise where you can build to your heart’s content without any negative nancies ruining the fun.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers have learned to chill out and enjoy the blocky scenery. No more worrying about toxic players ruining your gaming experience – on our server, everyone is here to have a good time and build epic structures together.

Plus, we have a strict “no body-shaming” policy, so you won’t have to deal with any bridesmaid meltdowns over wedding photos here. We believe in celebrating all shapes and sizes in the Minecraft world, because let’s be real – everyone looks fabulous in those blocky graphics.

So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience like no other! Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual adventures with a supportive and positive community? Build, mine, and explore with us today!

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WeddingCraft: Parents Pay or Nay?

Budget, Courthouse, credit card debt, education, Expectations, family, finances, horticulture, loans, Marriage, marriage certificate, Nay, parents, Pay, plant nursery, Resentment, sibling, sibling favoritism, Support, Wedding, wedding expenses, WeddingCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of being the less favored sibling! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual weddings that won’t break the bank, unlike real life.

Build your dream wedding venue with pixelated flowers and cake, all while avoiding credit card debt like a pro. Our server is the perfect escape from family drama and financial woes – because who needs real money when you have virtual blocks to play with?

Don’t worry about your parents refusing to fund your education or wedding, because in our Minecraft world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of diamonds you can mine). So come on in and let’s create a wedding extravaganza that even your sister’s six-figure salary can’t compete with!

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2020LifeB4MC SMP

2020LifeB4MC, daily routine, everyday life, life as usual, life before 2020, looking back, Memories, normalcy, Nostalgia, Old Days, past, pre-coronavirus, pre-COVID, pre-lockdown, pre-pandemic, pre-pandemic life, pre-quarantine, Reflection, Reminiscing, Routine, simpler times, smp

Are you tired of living in a world where the only excitement is waiting in line at the grocery store? Do you miss the days when you could ride a llama into battle and build a house out of diamond blocks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your boring pre-2020 problems!

Join us on our server and experience a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with soda pop. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always down for a good old-fashioned prank war or a spontaneous dance party in the Nether.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of chicken knights who ride into battle on giant flying pigs. If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose feathers are said to grant wishes to those who catch it.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your pre-2020 blues and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions!

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CraftyConfidence

adult skills, confidence boost, CraftyConfidence, empowerment, Improvement, NSFW, personal growth, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-assuredness, self-belief, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Skills, taboo, unexpected

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride where your NSFW skills will be put to the test and your self-confidence will skyrocket to new levels!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of mischievous players challenges you to a twerking competition. Show off your moves and assert your dominance in the most unexpected way possible! Who knew that twerking could be the key to victory in Minecraft?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Strip Mining Olympics. Dig your way to victory while shedding layers of armor with each block you mine. It’s a race against time and clothing, but the rewards are worth it!

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your NSFW skills like never before. Who knows, you might just become the twerking champion of Minecraft!

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TalibanCraft: No Criminal Migrants

asylum seekers, border control, cooperation, criminal, criminal migrants, deportation, Diplomacy, extradition, foreign policy, germany, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, law enforcement, migrant crisis, migrants, negotiations, political dialogue, Refugees, repatriation, SECURITY, Taliban, TalibanCraft

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got germany talking with the taliban to send back criminal migrants. like, can you even believe that? it’s like a crazy soap opera up in here.

if you wanna be part of the drama and chaos, then this server is the place for you. we got crazy shenanigans happening every day, like pigs flying and chickens doing the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

plus, we have the best community ever. like, seriously, everyone is so nice and supportive. we’re like a big dysfunctional family, but in a good way.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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NoBulletDamageCraft

action, ammunition, BULLETS, Combat, Damage, Durability, firearms, First Person Shooter, gameplay, Gaming, gaming industry, gaming mechanics, Mechanics, NoBulletDamageCraft, player experience, Realism, Shooting, video games, virtual reality, weapon degradation, weapons

Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server where yo weapons never get damaged by bullets? Yeah, you heard right, bullets! We got some magical enchantments up in here that make yo gear indestructible. You can be slayin’ mobs left and right without a care in the world. Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure. Legend has it, there’s a diamond sword that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me, a freakin’ fireball sword! So come on down and join the fun, you won’t regret it!

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GoldStarCraftMC

advanced drug delivery, biocompatible, biomedical engineering, cancer research, cancer treatments, drug delivery, gene delivery, Gene therapy, gold nanostars, GoldStarCraftMC, innovative technology, medical advancements, nanocarrier, Nanoparticles, nanotechnology, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, Targeted therapy, therapeutic applications, Tumor Suppression

yo, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll cure cancer? well, our server is like a biocompatible gene delivery nanocarrier made out of gold nanostars, except instead of delivering genes, we deliver FUN straight to your brain cells!

join us and watch as your cancerous boredom is obliterated by our epic builds and crazy minigames. we promise you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those pesky tumors.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the gold nanostars of entertainment take you on a wild ride to Minecraft paradise!

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GameWaze Survival

action, Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Homes, Minecraft, multiplayer, Parties, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Sandbox, Shop, Survival, teleports, voice chat

GameWaze Survival – A survival server not for the faint of heart!

Join GameWaze Survival today to quench your thirst for unfiltered survival multiplayer action where just about anything goes!

– Survival – Economy – In-Game Shop – PvP and Base Raiding – Homes and Teleports – Proximity Voice Chat – Parties and Discord

smp.gamewaze.com

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Evolution Community

City Build, Community, Economy, Evolution, Features, Mini Games, MONEY, Parkour, PvP, Server, Survival

Evolution Community is a new city build server with cool features. We also have small mini-games like PvP or Parkour with which you can earn money.

185.249.198.178

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