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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 1977 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Crops Grown: | 5072 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 3939 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.
