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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 2278 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5616 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.