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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 941 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 53 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than Johnny Depp’s potential appendage is the amount of fun you’ll have playing here!
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and more laughs than you can shake a blocky stick at.
Rumor has it that if Johnny Depp actually had a really large cock, he’d be Johnny Deep – and that’s the kind of deep dive into insanity you can expect when you join our server.
So come on in, strap on your mining helmet, and get ready for a journey that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a TNT factory. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of the lava pits.
Join now and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!
