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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 2819 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is between you and that creeper sneaking up behind you.
Our server is so crazy, it’ll make your family look like the Brady Bunch. With insane stories like players building giant statues of Kamala Harris and Chinese dragons to show their support for diversity and inclusion, you’ll never know what to expect next.
Join now and experience the thrill of exploring a world where the only thing more unpredictable than the terrain is the chat. Who knows, you might even run into a player who claims to be 2% “n word” and 98% “c-slur” – just make sure to keep it lighthearted and fun, like a game of Minecraft should be.
