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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 403 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 157 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 115 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
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