HauntingHilarity Minecraft SMP

Apparition, eerie, funny, ghost, ghostly antics, Haunt, Haunting, haunting laughter, HauntingHilarity, hauntingly, hilarious, Minecraft, Mischief, Phantom, prank, scare, smp, Specter, spirit, spooky, spooky humor, Supernatural, Trick

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, the other day, I saw a player riding a chicken while juggling diamonds, it was insane! And the best part is, there’s a secret haunted house in the spawn area where ghosts come out and prank players. Like, one time, a ghost turned all the pigs into flying pigs and they started raining bacon, it was hilarious! So if you want to experience the most ridiculous and wacky adventures, you have to join this server, trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyConfidence

10. Self-deprecating humor, 11. Avoiding making decisions, 12. Difficulty accepting compliments, 13. Over-explaining oneself, 14. Avoiding taking risks, 15. Difficulty speaking up in group settings, 16. Seeking validation from others, 17. Constantly seeking approval, 18. Difficulty setting boundaries, 19. Fear of failure, 2. Slouching posture, 20. Lack of self-confidence., 3. Nervous fidgeting, 4. Speaking softly, 5. Avoiding social interactions, 6. Hesitant body language, 7. Lack of assertiveness, 8. Apologizing excessively, 9. Constantly seeking reassurance, CraftyConfidence, lack of eye contact

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Potions Brewed:	134	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Farms Harvested:	598
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to boost your confidence and make you feel like the ultimate block-building boss! Join us and watch as your confidence levels skyrocket faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

On our server, we have a secret potion that gives you the power to walk around with your head held high, knowing that you are the master of all things pixelated. Say goodbye to those subtle signs of insecurity like awkwardly shifting in your seat or nervously twirling your hair – on our server, you’ll be strutting around like a Minecraft model on the virtual catwalk.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunts. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond block somewhere in the depths of our server, just waiting for a brave adventurer like yourself to uncover its sparkly secrets. So put on your mining helmet and get ready to dig your way to confidence and riches beyond your wildest dreams!

Join us on our server and watch as your confidence soars to new heights, all while having a blast with fellow blockheads who share your passion for all things Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure – join us today and become the fearless, confident Minecraft champion you were always meant to be!

Ukraine Uproar: Minecraft Mayhem

aggression, annexation, Conflict, controversy, Crimea, education, Europe, forced, Geopolitics, History, international relations, Invasion, MAYHEM, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, Propaganda, russia, School textbook, soviet union, Ukraine, uproar, world war II

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

so like, u know how russia is always doing crazy stuff? well, on this server, we take it to the next level! we have a whole storyline where russia is like, “oh no, we were totally forced to march into ukraine, it wasn’t our fault!” like, can u even imagine?

join our server for the most wild and wacky adventures, where you can be a part of the russian army and march into ukraine (totally against your will, of course). build your own propaganda posters and spread fake news to the other players.

we even have a special quest where you have to find putin’s missing shirtless horseback riding photo. it’s a real challenge, let me tell ya.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as russia’s excuses, come join us! we promise you’ll have a blast (and maybe start a world war or two).

Younger Men, Older Women – The Minecraft Server

age, age gap, attraction, DATING, desirable, findings, gender, Men, Minecraft, Older, perceptions, Preferences, relationships, research, romantic partners, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes, study, survey, Women, younger, younger partners

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9458
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mines Excavated:	4359
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

lmao this server is like a dating site but for minecraft players 😂 u know how women say they want older dudes but then they see a young stud and they’re like “damn he fine”? well that’s what this server is all about 😏 come join and find ur minecraft soulmate, age is just a number baby 💕 plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground club where we party with creepers 🎉 join now and find love in the blocky world 🤣 #minecraftlove #ageaintnothingbutanumber

Holmcraft

Adventure, alliances, Builder, Community, Conquer, Conquest, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Holmcraft, Immersive, legend, Lore, Medieval, Progression, Roleplay, RPG, Sieges, Strategist, Treasure, warrior

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Welcome to Holmcraft – Build Your Legacy!

Features:

Feature	Description
Clans to Kingdoms	Start as a clan leader, grow your influence, and rise to rule as a kingdom.
Custom Items	Discover powerful weapons, armor, and tools with unique abilities.
Custom Quests	Dive into handcrafted quests with immersive storylines and unlock rewards.
Dynmap Integration	Track your progress in real-time on the world map.
PvE & PvP	Explore, fight mobs, and engage in battles with other players.
Roleplay & Lore	Shape the server’s story through alliances, wars, or peace.
Community Events	Join battles, kingdom sieges, treasure hunts, and more!

Why Holmcraft?

Unique progression system
Active and welcoming community
Endless possibilities with custom features
Your story shapes the world

Apply now and become part of the adventure:

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/PMKu395GxZ

Whether you’re a strategist, a builder, or a warrior, Holmcraft offers a new take on the medieval Minecraft experience. Will you rise to the challenge and leave your mark on history?

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by applying through our Discord server. Click the Discord link above to join.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules are available on our Discord server.
Can I play solo on the server?	While the server encourages teamwork and alliances, solo play is also possible. You can choose your preferred playstyle.
Is there a limit to the number of players in a clan?	There is a limit to the number of players in a clan to maintain balance and fairness in the gameplay. Details on clan limits are provided in the server guidelines.
What kind of events are hosted on the server?	The server hosts various community events such as battles, sieges, treasure hunts, and more. These events offer opportunities for players to engage with each other and the gameplay world.

Time Warp Odyssey 1.20

beauty, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, body shaming, Confidence, cultural norms, discrimination, Elegant, fashion, Flat, historical, odyssey, self esteem, self-perception, skinny, societal standards, Thin, thin shaming, Time, Warp, weight, wrong period

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	1

Bruh, join this Minecraft server cuz we got all the thicc blocks you need to build up your skinny ass self into a chonky legend! No more flat builds, only elegant creations that will make everyone jealous of your pixelated curves. Get on this server and start flexing those blocky gains, no more skinny shaming here, only thick vibes for days!

MomSaidNoBookBuyAnyway

book lover, Boundaries, buy a book, Caroline Kepnes, family dynamics, Gone Girl, holiday, INDEPENDENCE, mom, MomSaidNoBookBuyAnyway, Netflix, parental control, personal choice, Rebellion, sexual content, souvenirs, stepdad, unhinged narrator, WIBTA, you

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of your parents treating you like a child? Do you want to unleash your inner unhinged narrator? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can be as sexual as YOU want, just like in the book your mom won’t let you read. We promise not to censor your creativity, unless it’s too crazy even for us. So come on, sneak behind your parents’ backs and join us for a truly insane adventure!

ServiceIndustrySMP

back of house, barista, Bartender, customer service, fast food, food service, front of house, guest experience, high stress, Hospitality, Hotel, long hours, multitasking, Restaurant, Retail, Server, service industry, ServiceIndustrySMP, Tips, waiter, waitress

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	209
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Bro, if you see someone who can stack blocks like a pro in Minecraft, you know they’ve been grinding in the service industry. Like, they’ve probably served so many virtual burgers and virtual drinks that their block-stacking skills are on point. Join our Minecraft SMP if you wanna learn the secret art of stacking blocks like a service industry pro. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamond blocks we find. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet diamond loot. So come join us and let’s stack some blocks together, bro!

CraftySurvival

CraftySurvival, emergency preparedness, Outdoor Survival, Survival, survival advice, survival equipment, survival essentials, Survival Gear, survival hacks, survival knowledge, Survival mindset, survival resources, survival skills, Survival Strategies, survival supplies, Survival Tactics, Survival Techniques, survival techniques for beginners, survival tips, Survival Training, Wilderness Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Mines Excavated:	2120
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have to survive against a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords! That’s right, these bunnies mean business and they won’t stop until they’ve taken over the entire server.

But don’t worry, we’ve got some survival tips for you. First off, always carry a stack of carrots with you to distract the killer bunnies. Second, build yourself a fortress made entirely out of cake – everyone knows killer bunnies hate cake. And finally, team up with other players to form a bunny-fighting squad and take down those fluffy menaces once and for all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of surviving against killer bunnies in a world where the only rule is to stay alive!

Martian Puddle Party

Ancient, Ancient water bodies, Astrobiology, Climate conditions, extraterrestrial life, Ice-Free, Ice-free environments, Lakes, liquid water, mars, Mars exploration, martian, Martian surface, Party, planetary science, ponds, Puddle, red planet, Ripple formation, Signatures, space exploration, surface, Water

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1705
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	28
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ICE-FREE ANCIENT PONDS AND LAKES LIKE MARS, BUT BETTER CUZ U CAN ACTUALLY SWIM IN DEM!

WE GOT RIPPLES FORMIN’ AND CLIMATE CONDITIONS SUPPORTIN’ LIQUID WATER, JUST LIKE MARS BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS AND DIAMONDS!

COME JOIN US AND EXPLORE DA MYSTERIES OF DIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE YOU CAN BUILD YOUR OWN RED PLANET OASIS AND RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST ALIEN ZOMBIES!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE ELON MUSK CLAIMS IT FOR HIS MINECRAFT COLONY ON MARS!

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