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CraftyBlockz: Where Suburbs and LOLz Collide in the Ultimate Podlife Showdown!

car dependency, collide, Community, conservatism, CraftyBlockz, culture, debate, discussion, environmental impact, Ideology, internet culture, internet forum, Lifestyle, lolz, Podlife, Politics, resistance, showdown, social media, society, suburbs, Ultimate, Urban planning, urban sprawl, urbanization

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9491
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! We may not have a name, but we sure have a lot of craziness going on. Join our server and you’ll find yourself in the middle of a battle between suburban defenders and podlife haters… wait, what even is podlife?

But don’t worry, you won’t have time to question it because you’ll be too busy building your Minecraft empire while dodging flaming arrows from the suburban warriors. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Minecart of Destiny that will take you on a wild ride through the server’s most treacherous terrains.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Well, where else can you witness such a bizarre clash of ideologies while trying to survive in a virtual world where anything can happen? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you here. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Hot Lava Love – The Dating Server

ancient warming, calibrating age models, DATING, deep-sea sediment cores, high-precision, hot, lava, love, major eruptions, Miocene Climate Optimum, novel approach, Server, U-Pb geochronology

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s hotter than a volcano erupting before it even erupts, ya feel me? we got high-precision U-Pb geochronology for the Miocene Climate Optimum, whatever that means, but it sounds fancy AF. and get dis, we got a novel approach for calibrating age models in deep-sea sediment cores, like who even thinks of dat stuff?

but wait, there’s more! we got mobs crazier than a pack of wild llamas on a sugar rush, we got dungeons deeper than your ex’s commitment issues, and we got loot better than finding diamonds in a pile of dirt.

so come join us on dis server, where the only thing hotter than our lava is the friendships you’ll make along the way. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the next creeper party.

What Minecraft servers are similar to sVanilla Survival ?

back to basics, Community, crystal, Dedicated, Experience, free, Land Claims, Large, Map, modifications, Never Resets, old school, player-driven, PvE, PvP, quality of life, Raiding, Roots, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7732
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	892

Some similar Minecraft servers to sVanilla Survival include:

1. Pure Vanilla MC – Pure Vanilla MC offers a similar vanilla survival experience with minimal modifications. Players can enjoy a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

2. VanillaCraft – VanillaCraft focuses on providing a classic vanilla survival experience with a strong emphasis on community building and cooperation. Players can explore a vast world, engage in PvP battles, and participate in community events.

3. SimpleSurvival – SimpleSurvival offers a stripped-down vanilla survival experience with a focus on simplicity and minimalism. Players can enjoy a large map, no land claims, and a friendly community of players.

4. Semi-Vanilla Survival – Semi-Vanilla Survival strikes a balance between vanilla gameplay and added features. Players can experience a mix of traditional survival elements with enhancements such as player shops, custom plugins, and mini-games.

5. True Vanilla – True Vanilla aims to provide a true vanilla survival experience with no added modifications or plugins. Players can enjoy a pure and authentic gameplay experience with a dedicated community of like-minded players.

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MineLux Network

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hcf, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magic Items Found:	1858	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Best Anti Cheat Best Staff Team Invite Rewards Custom Plugins Keyall 1x Every hour! Pinata Partys Custom Ranks!

minelux.papernodes.com:42041

LifestealSurvival

{Spawn Island}, Crafting, death, Eliminated, exp, extra hearts, Hearts, hostile mobs, Levelledmobs, LifeSteal, Loot, Player hearts, Players, Plugins, PvP, revive beacon, Survival, Tpa, Trading

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Survival – with some extra plugins. LevelledMobs – hostile mobs get stronger and faster, as you travel further from spawn, but also drop more loot and exp, no custom loot. Lifesteal- kill other players, to gain extra hearts, victim will lose a heart. You can craft hearts yourself, though they are expensive. You can have up to 20 hearts. Player hearts will decrease with every death. If one loses too many hearts, they will become eliminated. At this point, only other players can revive you through Revive Beacon. Also tpa and Trading plugin is available and PVP is disabled on spawn island. Have fun!

198.244.176.183:25600

Charged Creeper: The Server Where You’ll Explode with Laughter [SMP] – No Square or Curly Shenanigans!

Adventure, Biomes, Builds, Charged, Community, Creative, creeper, Curly, Custom, Economy, Events, explode, Exploration, Farms, Laughter, Minigames, Monsters, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Resources, Server, Shenanigans, Skyblock, smp, Square, Survival, Youll

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26

Minecraft Server Overview:

Feature	Description
RPG Experience
QoL	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps, and more for quality of life improvements.
Voting System
Player Economy	Player-owned and operated economy where you can sell items at your chosen price.
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on different platforms and MC versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.
Discord Integration	Informative Discord channel with Discord-to-Minecraft chatting.
Help Menu	Custom Help menu available 24/7 for assistance.

FAQ:

1. Is there any whitelist to join the server?

No, the server is not whitelisted and all are welcome to join.

2. How can I join the server on Java edition?

You can join using the IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com

3. What is the Bedrock port for the server?

The Bedrock port is 25566.

4. How can I access the Discord channel for the server?

You can join the Discord channel here.

Cringe Memes Minecraft Server

Anime, anime memes, anime memes now, cringe, Cringe anime, cringe anime memes, cringe anime memes now, cringe memes, cringe memes now, cringe now, memes, Minecraft, post anime memes, post cringe anime, post cringe anime memes, post cringe memes, post cringe memes now, post cringe now, post memes, Post-Anime, Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mines Excavated:	3824
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	217
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we post anime memes that are so cringe, they’ll make you question your entire existence!

Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft, where the only rule is to never take yourself too seriously. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to joke around and have a good time.

But that’s not all – we also have insane events like “Build Battle: Anime Edition” where players compete to build the most ridiculous anime-inspired creations. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Cringe Corner” where players gather to share their most embarrassing anime memes.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! Just remember, if you can’t handle the cringe, then this server might not be for you.

Sonic x Elise Minecraft SMP: Ahead of Its Time

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Towns Built:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like Sonic x Elise – ahead of its time and totally mind-blowing! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a little romance (just kidding, unless you’re into that sort of thing). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

PetParadise SMP: No Fear Pets!

fear, PetParadise, Pets, smp

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	11
Zombie Dances:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can have any animal you want as a pet! Want a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire? Done. How about a pet unicorn that farts glitter? You got it. And don’t worry, these pets won’t turn on you and eat your face off – they’ll be happy to be by your side, causing chaos and hilarity wherever you go.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Queen, who rules over her kingdom of clucking minions with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge her and claim the title of Chicken King? Or will you join her army of feathered fiends and conquer the land with an army of poultry?

So come join us for a wild ride of pet shenanigans, epic battles, and ridiculous adventures. Who knows what crazy creatures and antics await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

CraftyCash: SpendyHabits

budgeting, costly behavior, CraftyCash, expensive habit, expensive hobbies, extravagant lifestyle, extravagant purchases, financial drain, financial responsibility, high cost living, high-end lifestyle, impulse buying, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Luxury items, money management, overspending, personal finance, SPENDING, SpendyHabits, splurging

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Villages Defended:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on useless stuff like armor and weapons? Well, join our Minecraft server and indulge in the most expensive habit of all – building giant statues of yourself made entirely out of emerald blocks!

Not only will you be able to show off your wealth in the most extravagant way possible, but you’ll also have the chance to participate in our weekly “Diamonds for Days” event, where players compete to see who can collect the most diamonds in a single day. The winner gets to rename the server to whatever they want for a whole week – last week it was called “The Land of Llamas and Lollipops”!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden vault somewhere on the server filled with stacks upon stacks of enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its location and claim the treasure for yourself? Join now and find out!

CraftyCossacks Minecraft Server

Conflict, CraftyCossacks, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, executions, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Military, Minecraft, News, phone privileges, Political, PoWs, prisoners of war, restrictions, RETALIATION, russia, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, ukrainians, War

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures! we have more fun than ukraine restricts russian pows’ phone privileges! our server is so lit, it will make u forget all about international conflicts and just focus on building and surviving! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. u never know what u might find down there! so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!