podcast microphones Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CarCraftin’ Sis Struggles

borrow my car, CarCraftin, Commute, coordinating, driving skills, fender benders, freedom, new job, parents, property protection, Protective, public transportation, save up, selfish, Sis, sister, Struggles, Trust, Understanding, unreasonable, work hours

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ores Mined:	3488	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and car borrowing requests? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your dream car out of blocks! No need to worry about your sister crashing it or your parents getting involved – just pure creative freedom and fun. Plus, you can drive your blocky car wherever you want without having to coordinate with anyone else. So come join us and leave the car borrowing drama behind!

QuirkyCraft SMP: Weird Habits

bizarre customs, bizarre habits, eccentric behaviors, eccentric practices, habits, odd behaviors, odd rituals, offbeat practices, peculiar habits, peculiar idiosyncrasies, peculiar mannerisms, quirky habits, quirky tendencies, QuirkyCraft, smp, strange behaviors, strange quirks, unconventional habits, unique rituals, unusual habits, unusual routines, weird, weird habits, weird tendencies

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Farms Harvested:	446
Dimension Hops:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Animals Bred:	165
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Buildings Constructed:	40

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the weirder your habits, the better!

We once had a player who would only mine diamonds while standing on one foot and reciting the entire Bee Movie script backwards. And let’s not forget about the guy who built a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat as his base.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, embrace your weirdness and join us on the craziest SMP out there!

DreamCraft – Where the bizarre becomes reality!

BIZARRE, bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream exploration, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream reflection, dream sharing, dream storytelling, dream symbolism, dream world, DreamCraft, lucid dreaming, odd dream scenarios, outlandish visions, Reality, strange dream, subconscious thoughts, surreal experience, unusual sleep experiences, vivid dreams

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Star Shards Collected:	279	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a diamond helmet made of cheese? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for a wild ride of epic proportions where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). So why wait? Join now and let your wildest dreams come true in the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether!

PokrovskCraft: Where Kids and Adults Survive Together!

Adults, children, civilians, Conflict, Crisis, displacement, Donetsk oblast, eastern europe, emergency relief, evacuation, governor, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Invasion, Kids, Military, Pokrovsk, PokrovskCraft, Refugees, russia, Safety, SURVIVE, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	156	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Gods Slained:	1

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got 38,000 peeps trapped in Pokrovsk and 1,900 lil kiddos who need ur help to escape from the evil russians closing in on them. u gotta build them a secret underground tunnel to safety and battle off the russian invaders with ur diamond sword. save the town and become a hero in our server. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs for u to ride around on. join now and be a part of this epic adventure!

XPO1 Smackdown: Cancer vs. Killer Cells

Cancer, cancer cells, cancer growth, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell activation, cell destruction, cell hijacking, cell recognition, cells, Disease treatment, immune response, immune system, immunotherapy, Killer, killer cell activation, medical breakthrough, natural killer cells, protein, protein targeting, SmackDown, XPO1

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4969	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, on our server, we got natural killer cells that will instinctively attack any cancer cells tryna grow and take over the land!

we got this protein called XPO1 that can be hikacked (yeah, we spelled it wrong on purpose, it’s funnier that way) to activate even more killer cells to destroy the disease. it’s like a whole new level of fighting off the bad guys in minecraft!

join our server and help us take down cancer, one block at a time! plus, we have a secret weapon that turns creepers into fluffy bunnies. yeah, you heard that right. come join the fun and save the world from cancer, one lol at a time!

Duce’s SMP: Where even the pixels are over 18!

+18, 2013, 40s players, apply, Community Based, Discord, Duces, hermitcraft, large community builds, mid 20s, Mindcrack, MindCrack inspired, Mini Games, nether hubs, pixels, playing together, Saturday start, slow play style, smp, town halls, Vanilla, Village, Whitelist

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Towns Built:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	134	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	Since 2013
Player Age Range	Mid 20s to 40s
Play Style	Slow and community-based
Main Focus	Large community builds

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Please apply in our discord: https://discord.gg/MvEM9NzfHt
What type of builds are common on the server?	Large community builds such as nether hubs, town halls, and mini games are common
Is the server active and populated?	Yes, we have a dedicated player base with a range of ages

BlockyBob’s Minecraft Server

BlockyBobs, character abuse, gaming history, gamon, long tail tags, Minecraft, mistreated characters, Server, video games

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of seeing poor Gamon getting beaten up in World of Warcraft? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, Gamon is the ultimate hero! He’s the king of the server, riding around on a diamond-encrusted pig and slaying dragons with a single punch. Join our server and witness the epic saga of Gamon as he takes on the forces of evil and becomes the ultimate champion of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and a pet dragon of your very own. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the legend of Gamon!

SMPWrestlerCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Wrestling Experience

big tiddies, choppa phase, doesn’t give a shit, Experience, funny, humor, Initiates Choppa Phase 5, INITIATION, initiation thread, meme, Minecraft, objectively based, Objectively Based Wrestlers, phase 5, smp, SMPWrestlerCraft, sucks on big tiddies, Thread, TIDDIES, Ultimate, Wrestlers, wrestlers thread, wrestling, wrestling thread

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Potions Brewed:	135	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take PvP to a whole new level! Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of surviving Choppa Phase 5 – trust us, it’s no joke. And after a long day of battling it out, you can relax by sucking on some big tiddies (yes, you read that right). Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous stories you’ll ever experience in a Minecraft server. Join us now and prepare for the unexpected!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

anger, awkward situations, Babysitting, Boundaries, child care, Communication, daycare, feeling taken advantage of, Friends, Help, husband, Kids, KidzCraft, Minecraft, neighbor, overreacting, parenting, saying no, Server, stay at home mom, Upset, working parents, working together

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your neighbors? Do you feel like a free babysitting service instead of a human being? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and leave all your babysitting woes behind. No more awkward conversations with your neighbors, no more feeling like a doormat. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a dragon tamer!

Forget about saying no to babysitting requests, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be saying yes to is epic adventures and endless fun. So come on, join us and leave the babysitting drama behind – after all, who needs neighbors when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

NoKidsNoDiamonds

Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, INDEPENDENCE, NoKidsNoDiamonds, Obligations, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Siblings, stress, Support, vacation, work

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	137	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Crops Grown:	6721	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4339
Magic Items Found:	3218	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5502	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of being called a worthless piece of shit by your family? Come join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind after dealing with annoying relatives. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of living with family members who never pay bills. Join us now and build your own virtual family that actually appreciates you!