Welcome to our Minecraft server where not masturbating is the key to success! Join us and become a whole new person as you resist the urge to touch yourself.
Our server is filled with magical creatures who will guide you on your journey to self-control. From unicorn pigs to dragon chickens, you’ll never be bored as you strive to keep your hands off.
But beware, if you give in to temptation and touch yourself, you’ll be banished to the Land of Shame where you’ll have to mine diamonds with your bare hands for eternity.
So come join us and save yourself from the perils of self-love. You’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the thrill of resisting temptation in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined El Tio Sukuna and instantly became the richest player on the server. How, you ask? Because our server has a secret LOOT system that only the chosen ones can access. Legend has it that if you find the hidden Diamond Mine and defeat the Creeper King, you will be showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Disco Sheep, a rare creature that only appears at midnight and drops Diamonds when you dance with it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Unicorn Island, where magical creatures roam free and grant wishes to those who are deemed worthy.
So what are you waiting for? Join El Tio Sukuna today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what treasures and surprises await you in this wacky and wonderful Minecraft world.
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, Switzerland fell. Yes, you heard that right. The entire country of Switzerland fell into a giant pit of lava. But fear not, because on this INSANE Minecraft server, you have the chance to rebuild Switzerland from the ground up!
But that’s not all. We have UNICORNS roaming the land, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle. Our DIAMOND mines are so plentiful, you’ll be swimming in riches in no time. And don’t even get me started on our EXPLODING SHEEP – they make for great entertainment!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and help us bring Switzerland back to its former glory. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of this crazy, chaotic land!
Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties!
But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of evil villagers, or team up with your friends to build a giant roller coaster that loops around the entire map!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that this server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to all who find it!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!