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ChillCraft SMP – Take it Easy, /vt/!

calming, Chill out, Chillcraft, deep breath, EASY, mental health, Mental well-being, mindfulness, Peace of mind, Relaxation, relaxation exercises, relaxation methods, relaxation techniques, relaxation tips, self-care, Serenity, smp, Stress Management, stress relief, take it easy, Tranquility, unwind, VT

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	104	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Enchantments Applied:	256

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild SMP! Join us for a hilarious adventure filled with crazy shenanigans and epic pranks.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our resident prankster decided to cover the entire spawn area in pink sheep. And not just any pink sheep, oh no. These sheep were wearing sunglasses and top hats! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, players ride chickens into battle and try to knock each other off with nothing but a stick. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a ton of fun.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the laughter and insanity begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our crazy world.

CraftyCouples Minecraft Server

Communication, CraftyCouples, emergency fund, emergency savings, financial choices, financial decisions, Financial Planning, financial secrets, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Honesty, joint decisions, Marriage, Minecraft, personal items, poor financial decisions, Respect, Server, shared finances, transparency, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as secure as my emergency fund? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with hidden treasures and unexpected twists.

Just like how I hid my emergency fund from my spouse, you’ll uncover secret dungeons and hidden loot that will keep you on your toes. Who knows what you’ll find next?

But be warned, just like how my spouse felt betrayed by my financial secrecy, you may encounter players who will do anything to outsmart you and steal your precious diamonds. Trust no one!

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and epic adventures, join our server now! Just remember to keep your secrets close and your pickaxe closer.

SpikeCraft: AITA?

aita, Behavior, casual drug use, Friend, Hyperactive, light headed, Margarita, nonchalant, PARANOIA, passed out, Rain, Restaurant, roofied, sobering up, SpikeCraft, spiked drink, throw up, true colors, trust issues, tweaking, Uber

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Farms Harvested:	644
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Alien Abductions:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you and your friends are mining for diamonds when suddenly, a mysterious potion appears in your inventory. You drink it, and next thing you know, you’re flying through the sky on a magic carpet made of obsidian! Who needs wings when you have a flying carpet?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with secret underground tunnels that lead to hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted weapons and armor. Rumor has it, there’s even a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and zombies breakdance!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our epic PvP battles. Picture this: you’re facing off against a rival player when suddenly, a herd of llamas comes charging in to join the fight. Who will emerge victorious? Only time will tell!

So come on, join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for any suspicious margaritas – you never know what might happen next!

WebCoolio Minecraft SMP

best website, coolest website, favorite website, Minecraft, smp, WebCoolio, Website, website browsing, Website Design, website discovery, website exploration, website features, website functionality, website innovation, website interface, website list, website navigation, website ranking, website recommendation, website review, website search, website technology, website user experience

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your tour guide. He’ll show you all the best spots on the server, like the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves or the enchanted forest where the trees drop golden apples instead of regular ones.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes (and maybe a stack of cooked chicken).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next?

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

codependency, controlling behavior, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, denial, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, ignored, Manipulation, red flag, red flag behavior, red flag hindsight, red flag signs, red flag warning, red flags in relationships, relationship mistakes, TOXIC, toxic partner, Unhealthy, warning signs, worst relationship

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of settling for less in your relationships? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to treat you right! Join us and experience a love like no other, where the only red flags you’ll see are the ones marking our epic PvP battles. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. Trust us, this server will never ghost you – unless it’s a spooky Halloween event! Join now and swipe right on the best relationship of your Minecraft life.

NukeWatch: Russian Plane Edition

aircraft, cold war, Edition, Espionage, German, germany, Incident, International, Military, Monitoring, Nuclear, Nuclear Power Plant, NukeWatch, plane, Plant, power, russia, Russian, SECURITY, Spotted, Surveillance, Tensions

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	257
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	9448	Divine Spears Created:	17

OMG u guyz u gotta join this server, it’s so lit that even Russian surveillance planes wanna check it out! 😂 They were probz tryna steal our epic builds or something, but we showed them who’s boss by building a giant creeper statue that scared them away! 🤣 Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server ever, where even spies can’t resist the fun! 🚀💥🕹️

ShroomCraft: The Happy Place

36-60, Alternative Medicine, Analysis, clinical trial, depression, findings, Happy, improved, mental health, meta analysis, mood, participants, Patients, Place, psilocybin, psychedelic, research, Scores, secondary depression, ShroomCraft, study, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Yo, so like, you ever wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you forget all your problems? Well, this server is like taking a trip on some magical mushrooms, except without the weird hallucinations (unless you count all the crazy builds you’ll see).

We did a study with like 436 players, all aged between 36-60, and found that playing on this server actually improved their mood better than any other treatment out there. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds instead of a boring old therapist.

So come join us and let’s get lost in this virtual world together. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Server26: Small No-Teleport Java Edition for Experienced Boomers, Now with Rainbow Creepers and Granny Villagers

Boomers, Chest Shop, Community, CREEPERS, Currency, Datapacks, diamonds, Edition, Events, experienced, granny, Griefprevention, hermitcraft, Hosted in Germany, Infrastructure, java, Minecraft, Noteleport, Paper, Plugins, public server, Railroads, RAINBOW, Server26, Small, smp, Survival, Trading, Tweaks, Updates, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Towns Built:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Guidelines	To leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible
Plugins	GriefPrevention, sleep voting, player item shops
Ranks	New, player (no benefits)
Features	No warps, no /tpa, no /sethome

Community Details

Laid back rules, close-knit community, events, and willingness to help each other.

Gameplay Features

Vanilla server feel, focus on long term projects, default currency is diamonds, spawn city protection, megabases welcome.

Server Specs & Plugins

Hosted in Germany, Intel i9-9900k, Paper server, GriefPrevention for land claiming, various datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server for players aged 18 and above?	Yes, the server is for players who are 18 or older.
Are there any donation perks or advantages for paying?	No, there are no donation perks or advantages for paying on this server.
Can players claim land and protect their builds?	Yes, players can use GriefPrevention to claim and protect their land.
Are there specific rules or guidelines for player behavior?	Yes, players are expected to be reasonable and respectful in their interactions.

PixelLove Minecraft Server

Character development, dating sim, Fantasy Romance, Game Mechanics, japanese role playing game, Life Partner, love interest, Marrying Yukiko, Minecraft, perfect woman, persona 4 golden, Persona series, PixelLove, relationship goals, RPG, Server, Storyline, Video game romance, video game tips, video game walkthrough, virtual girlfriend, Virtual marriage, Yukiko Amagi

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Emeralds Found:	9446
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Picture this: a Minecraft server so amazing, it’s like finding the perfect woman to spend your life with. Our server is like the dream girl of Minecraft servers – beautiful, fun, and always there for you. Join us and experience a love story like no other as you build, mine, and explore with your new virtual soulmate. Who needs a real girlfriend when you have this Minecraft server to keep you company? Join now and let the romance begin!

HugMeNot Minecraft SMP

Close Encounters, close proximity, combat tactics, Embrace, enemies, enemies can hug you, enemy behavior, enemy hug, enemy movements, Game Mechanics, Hug, hug you, HugMeNot, in-game interactions, Minecraft, personal space invasion, physical attacks, physical contact, smp, surprise attacks, unexpected actions, unexpected encounters, video game enemies

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	659
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Items Found:	8580
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where enemies can hug you! Yes, you heard that right. Forget about getting attacked by zombies or creepers, here they just want to give you a warm embrace. Who wouldn’t want to join a server where even the bad guys are filled with love?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a diamond-dropping pig, living your best life in Minecraft.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary dancing cows that can break out into a synchronized dance routine at any moment. Who needs a disco ball when you have dancing cows to entertain you?

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what other surprises await you in this crazy world where enemies just want to hug it out.