PocketScissorsOops Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PocketScissorsOops

accident prevention, AVOID, bad idea, Caution, clothing, clothing safety, common sense, Dangerous, hazardous, pants pocket, personal safety, pocket placement, pocket safety, PocketScissorsOops, potential harm, Risk, Safety, Scissors, sharp objects, sharp tools, tool storage

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6312
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mines Excavated:	2148	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

so, like, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows and stuff. but not really, cuz we got zombies and creepers and all dat jazz.

u gotta join dis server cuz we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds and all da shiny stuff. but shh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone. unless u wanna share the loot, then go ahead and spill the beans.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and flies around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic. but watch out, he likes to prank players by setting their houses on fire. it’s all in good fun, right?

so come join us on dis wacky minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and never put scissors in your pants pocket. trust me, it’s a bad idea.

Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Minecraft Creeper Fan Club

bug tracker, club, creeper, d2g, Datdota, Dota 2 General, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, Fan, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, Minecraft, News, News & Streams, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, smp, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, team liquid, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	312

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Team Liquid on top of the world in Dota 2, and that’s basically like having the Avengers in your server.

We have information and guides that will blow your mind, like lore that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Need statistics? We’ve got you covered with websites that will track your every move in-game.

But wait, there’s more! We have news and streams that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a Minecraft version of Team Liquid dominating the server!

FamFirstOverBestiesVaca

FamFirstOverBestiesVaca, family bonding, Family commitments, family communication, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family illness, family love, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family traditions, family unity, family vacation, Family Values, friend bonding, friend commitments, friend communication, friend conflicts, friend expectations, friend loyalty, friend relationships, friend support, friend trip, friend values, prioritizing family, quality time, sister with MS

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of real-life conflicts about family time and priorities? Well, look no further! On our server, you can escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken coop.

Imagine a world where your sister’s MS diagnosis doesn’t exist and your brother’s kids’ spring break plans are just a distant memory. Instead, you can focus on crafting the perfect diamond sword and battling creepers with your virtual family.

But wait, there’s more! Join us on this server and experience the thrill of planning virtual trips with your friends, without the stress of conflicting schedules. Who needs real-life getaways when you can explore endless virtual worlds with your pals?

So, why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all your real-life family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, in this world, the only thing you need to prioritize is having fun.

RedFlagIgnoreCraft

denial, ignore, Overlook, red flag, red flags in a friendship, red flags in a partner, red flags in a person, red flags in a relationship, red flags in behavior, red flags in communication, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags in marriage, RedFlagIgnoreCraft, relationship, toxic behavior, unhealthy dynamic, unhealthy habits, unhealthy relationship, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Animals Bred:	66

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Ignore all the red flags and join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They were so amazed by the madness that they never wanted to leave! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Ignore all the red flags and embrace the chaos! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world.

Lignin Defense Craft

biotic stress, Craft, Defense, defense mechanism, defense-induced lignin accumulation, gene expression, genetic regulation, GhMYB3D5, growth, immune response, Lignin, lignin biosynthesis, lignin synthesis, Molecular biology, plant biology, Plant defense, plant defense mechanism, plant genetics, plant growth, Plant immunity, plant physiology, research, transcription factor

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	1597
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so epic that even plants are getting in on the action? Well, let me tell you about this server that is so lit, even GhMYB3D5 is promoting defense-induced lignin accumulation!

Like, imagine building your own fortress while also helping plants grow and defend themselves. It’s like being a superhero for nature, but in Minecraft form. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where even the plants are getting in on the fun?

So come join us on this wild ride of a server where you can be a plant-loving warrior and build the most epic structures you can imagine. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

GoatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival, survival multiplayer factions creative skyblock minigames economy roleplay pvp adventure towny pixelmon prison factions vanilla modded tekkit technic feed the beast hexxit

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

[1.21.1] GoatSMP is one of the most fun smps in the world with the most customized plugins! We have added custom origins for the most unique play experience.

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Disastrous Fall Minecraft Server

accident prone, awkward fall, clumsy, clumsy moment, comedic fall, ddfag, DISASTROUS, disastrous fall, embarrassing fall, epic fail, Fail, Fall, funny fall, hilarious fall, Minecraft, painful fall, pratfall, PROTIP, public fall, Server, slip and fall, trip and fall, unforgettable fall, unfortunate fall

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	161
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	548712
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! We guarantee that you will never experience a more disastrous fall than ddfag, because on our server, the falls are so epic they’ll make you question your entire existence.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures that will make you pee your pants in fear. Our server is so intense that even the bravest players have been known to run away screaming like little babies.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine, and mysterious portals that will transport you to alternate dimensions where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most chaotic, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, you can’t beat ddfag’s fall, but you can certainly try!

Browns Are Ruining Technology Minecraft SMP

Browns, computer glitches, computer issues, digital dilemmas, digital disruptions, hardware defects, hardware malfunctions, innovation obstacles, IT challenges, IT problems, long tail, Minecraft, negative impact, Ruining, ruining technology, smp, software bugs, software problems, system failures, tech issues, tech troubles, technological issues, technological setbacks, Technology

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Dimension Hops:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	154
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Are you tired of those pesky browns ruining all your high-tech gadgets and gizmos? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict anti-brown policy! No more brown blocks messing up your redstone contraptions or brown sheep eating all your crops. Join us and say goodbye to the tyranny of the browns!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and summon armies of feathered warriors to do its bidding. Will you be able to tame this mighty fowl and harness its incredible powers for your own gain?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the endless ocean of Minecraft? That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be riding on the shell of a massive reptile as it navigates the treacherous waters of the blocky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the browns are kept at bay, chickens reign supreme, and turtles are your trusty steeds. See you in game!

TV Troubles Minecraft Server

aita, autism, bedtime routine, Blame, broken TV, children, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict, discipline, discipline techniques, Frustration, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Son, supervision, troubles, water damage

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant statue of a creeper that accidentally blew up half the server! Or the time a group of players tried to ride pigs off a cliff, thinking they could fly like in the game.

But that’s not all – our server is so addictive, even a toddler with a spray bottle couldn’t tear themselves away! Just like how one player’s son went on a rampage, spraying water all over their TV while they were busy putting their other kids to bed. Talk about a waterlogged TV drama!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like broken TVs, angry boyfriends, and streaky screens. It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

BabyBlockBully

baby names, BabyBlockBully, BLACKPINK, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Disrespect, Drama, emotional, friendship, Kpop, Lisa, Motherhood, Opinions, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Self Respect, Support, VALUES

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Zombie Dances:	8
Crops Grown:	7296	Enchantments Applied:	240
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Potions Brewed:	41	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ores Mined:	2099
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9373	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where we have more drama than a kpop fan feud!

We have a player named Stephen who is obsessed with a virtual Lisa from BlackPink, and he’s causing more chaos than a creeper explosion. But don’t worry, our pregnant player is ready to kick him out faster than you can say “redstone.”

Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even naming your in-game baby can lead to a showdown. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

attractive, AttractiveAF, attractiveness bias, beauty privilege, beauty standards, beauty struggles, being attractive, body image, discrimination, double standards, Harassment, horrible experience, Jealousy, Minecraft, objectification, people, reddit, self esteem, self worth, smp, societal pressure, Stereotypes, unwanted attention

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Crops Grown:	3635
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of being constantly harassed by mobs in Minecraft just because you’re too good-looking for your own good? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience a world where being attractive actually works in your favor – mobs will be too busy admiring your beauty to attack you! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon has a crush on anyone with a high level of attractiveness, so you might just win the game by being too good-looking. So come on, join us and show off your stunning looks in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!