pocket placement Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PocketScissorsOops

accident prevention, AVOID, bad idea, Caution, clothing, clothing safety, common sense, Dangerous, hazardous, pants pocket, personal safety, pocket placement, pocket safety, PocketScissorsOops, potential harm, Risk, Safety, Scissors, sharp objects, sharp tools, tool storage

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Potions Brewed:	70
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

so, like, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows and stuff. but not really, cuz we got zombies and creepers and all dat jazz.

u gotta join dis server cuz we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds and all da shiny stuff. but shh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone. unless u wanna share the loot, then go ahead and spill the beans.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and flies around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic. but watch out, he likes to prank players by setting their houses on fire. it’s all in good fun, right?

so come join us on dis wacky minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and never put scissors in your pants pocket. trust me, it’s a bad idea.

CraftyBookworms

all-time favorite, best book, bestseller, Book Club, book lover, book recommendations, book review, bookworm, CraftyBookworms, favorite book, Fiction, literary classics, literary masterpiece, Literature, must-read, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, reading list, reading material, top books

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7367
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of reading boring books and want to dive into a world of adventure and craziness? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a literary journey like no other, where you can battle dragons, explore ancient libraries, and maybe even stumble upon a book that transports you to a whole new dimension (just watch out for the paper cuts). So put down that dusty old novel and pick up your pickaxe, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Nugget Dino Cafe

cafe, cooking rules, creative cooking, Culinary Creativity, culinary innovation, dining etiquette, Dino, dinosaur-shaped nuggets, Entrée, food presentation, food trends, fun food ideas, hot meal, ketchup sauce, meal transformation, nugget, playful meals, Roasted Chicken, tasty transformations, unconventional recipes, unconventional serving, unique dishes, whimsical dishes

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9186
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we turn chicken into dino nuggets and ketchup into a gourmet sauce fit for kings.

we have a secret underground base where we ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal our precious diamonds.

if you join our server, you will be granted the power to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly on a magical unicorn across the pixelated skies.

build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against hordes of creepers with exploding watermelon cannons.

come join the madness and chaos of our server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many sugary snacks).

MysteryCraft Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anon, ANONYMOUS, answer, Assistance, clarification, confusion, educate, elucidate, ENLIGHTEN, EXPLAIN, Explanation, Help, inform, long tail, MysteryCraft, query, question.., Realms, Support, tags, Understanding

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ rollercoaster ride for your brain! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you’re transported to a whole new dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats. It’s like Alice in Wonderland meets Minecraft on crack, man! And the best part? The admins are like unicorns on steroids, granting wishes left and right. Don’t miss out, join now and let your mind be blown into a million pixelated pieces!

NoOffenseMC Server

arguments, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, cultural sensitivity, Disrespect, emotional intelligence, household chores, humor, NoOffenseMC, offensive humor, offensive jokes, personal boundaries, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, standstill, work-life balance

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of dealing with offensive jokes from your significant other? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where jokes are always wholesome and respectful! No need to worry about hurtful comments or disrespectful humor here, just pure fun and positivity!

Imagine a world where you can build and create without the fear of being mocked or belittled. Our server is a safe space for all players, where everyone is encouraged to be kind and supportive. Say goodbye to offensive jokes and hello to a community that values respect and empathy.

Join us and experience a virtual paradise where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity soar. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who share your values. Don’t let offensive humor ruin your gaming experience – come join us and see the difference for yourself!

MommaMinecraftMadness

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, Grief, Healthy Eating, hostility, Loss, Management, mental health, misgendering, MommaMinecraftMadness, Nonbinary, office, personal space, professional relationships, Respect, self-care, weight, Workplace

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re in a soap opera? Look no further than our server!

Join us for drama, intrigue, and outrageous storylines that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Our server is like working in an office with a ridiculous turnover rate, but with the added bonus of virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Experience the thrill of standing up to a coworker who thinks they can tell you what to eat and drink. Show them who’s boss and assert your dominance in the virtual world.

With management that will leave you scratching your head and wondering if you made the right choice, our server is the perfect place for those who love a good workplace showdown.

So come join us and let the drama unfold as you navigate through the ups and downs of office life in Minecraft. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in a virtual world?

BatmanFanaticMC SMP

Batman, BatmanFanaticMC, billionaire, cape crusader, comic books, crime fighter, dark knight, determination, gotham city, Hero, iconic, Integrity, intelligence, Justice, long tail tag, loyalty, Respect, Role Model, smp, strength, SuperHero, Vigilante

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3497	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the admins are actually trained ninjas? Yeah, that’s right, they can do backflips while banning griefers. And get this, the spawn area is a giant replica of the Batcave! You can even find hidden treasures like diamond armor and enchanted weapons hidden in the Batmobile. Plus, every full moon, there’s a special event where everyone dresses up as their favorite superhero and fights off mobs with superpowers. So, like, why do you respect Batman? Because he’s totally the inspiration for this epic server, bro. Join now and become the hero Minecraft deserves!

PixelPheromones

Allure, attraction, Behavior, Body language, body language cues, Charm, chemistry, compliments, eye contact, facial expressions, FLIRTING, Gestures, Interest, magnetism, nonverbal communication, PixelPheromones, positive feedback, Signals, subconscious signs, subtle hints, subtle signs

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Votes:	528
Love Letters Sent:	2	Emeralds Found:	3134
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft servers with no one paying attention to you? Join our server and watch as other players can’t help but stare at your pixelated beauty! From the way they build extravagant structures just to impress you to the gifts of diamond blocks they shower you with, you’ll never doubt your attractiveness again! So come join us and bask in the admiration of your fellow blocky adventurers!

YazidiSlavesRUsMC

Abusing, Charged, couple, criminal charges, Exploitation, forced labor, germany, Girls, human trafficking, international law, Iraqi, Justice, Keeping, MIDDLE EAST, Refugee Crisis, slaves, survivors, Victims, War Crimes, Yazidi, YazidiSlavesRUsMC

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness like an iraqi couple keeping yazidi girls as slaves and instead build ur own world of madness and fun!!! u can be the master of ur own destiny and not have to worry about being charged with crimes u didn’t commit cuz u too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers!!! plus, we have the best community of players who will make u laugh till u pee ur pants, so come on and join us for a wild ride of adventure and laughter!!!

Stunt Double Paradise

action scenes, Actors, behind the scenes, body doubles, Cinema, double, film industry, film production, Hollywood, movie doubles, movie extras, movie industry, movie magic, Movie Making, movie scenes, movie stars, movie stunts, movies, on set, Paradise, Special effects, stunt, stunt doubles

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9409
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Animals Bred:	147

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in minecraft, man. like, you know how in some movies you see the backs of stunt doubles more than the actual actors? well, on this server, you’ll see more diamond armor than you’ll see dirt blocks, bro.

like, we have this legend that one time, a creeper tried to blow up the spawn point but got distracted by a dancing pig wearing a top hat. true story, man.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers. it’s like, epic, dude.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every full moon? yeah, you gotta be there to believe it, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and epic adventures in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

StutterCraft – Where Blocks Speak Louder

blocks, career advancement, communication disorder, communication skills, disability rights, earnings, employment barriers, employment challenges, employment disparities, job satisfaction, louder, speak, speech difficulties, speech disorder, speech fluency, speech impediment, speech therapy, StutterCraft, Stuttering, underemployment, workplace accommodations, workplace discrimination, workplace inclusion, workplace stigma

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

so like, you know how some people stutter and stuff? well, turns out they make less money and hate their jobs more than people who don’t stutter. but guess what? on our minecraft server, stutterers are like the kings and queens of the land! they get all the diamonds and gold and stuff because we believe in equal opportunities for all, even if you can’t say your words right. so come join us and stutter your way to success in the most epic minecraft adventure ever! trust us, you won’t regret it!