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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 9540 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
– Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club! – Our diamond pickaxes are so sharp, they can cut through the drama faster than you can say “creeper, oh man!” – The villagers in our server are so sassy, they make the Kardashians look like amateurs! – Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a royal rumble with Ender Dragons!
So come join us on That’s someone’s daughter ffs Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!