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SuomiCraft: Where Finland in the summer is Heaven and creepers wear sunglasses

Adventure, beauty, CREEPERS, culture, Escape, Exploration, finland, Forests, Heaven, Hiking, Lakes, midnight sun, Nature, Nordic, outdoor activities, Relaxation, Scandinavia, Summer, sunglasses, SuomiCraft, Tranquility, travel, vacation, wear

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like Finland in the summer – absolute heaven! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing, even the creepers wear sunscreen to protect their delicate skin from the sun’s rays.

2. The pigs on our server have been trained to do synchronized swimming in the rivers and lakes. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our diamond ore blocks are actually made of chocolate, so you can mine and snack at the same time. Talk about multitasking!

4. The villagers on our server throw the most epic beach parties every weekend. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager break it down on the dance floor.

5. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself vacations on our server because even he can’t resist the allure of our paradise-like world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft version of Finland in the summer. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s half the fun!

Crafty McBattlestation: Where Pixels Fight Back!

Battlestation, cable management, chaotic, cluttered, Computer, computer desk, Crafty, dirty desk, disorganized, Fight, Gaming, gaming setup, McBattlestation, Messy, messy desk, pixels, Realistic, setup, Technology, Thread, Unclean, unorganized, untidy, workstation

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7927	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything is too clean and perfect? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! We have piles of virtual poop everywhere because we believe in keeping it real. Join us if you want a truly authentic Minecraft experience where you can revel in the messiness of it all. Who needs cleanliness when you can have poop piles instead? Join now and experience the true meaning of virtual filth!

WarCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Make Modern Wars Look Boring AF

Boredom, Boring, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, CREEPERS, Defense, Destruction, endermen, Global, History, HOLY SHIT, International, Military, MODERN, modern wars, Politics, strategy, Technology, Troops, violence, Warcraft, WARFARE, Wars, weapons

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8568
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Animals Bred:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Tired of the same old boring wars with tanks and guns? Well, come join our Minecraft server where wars are fought with diamond swords and explosive creepers! Watch as players battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or block, in this case).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon circus, where players can watch as this majestic beast performs death-defying stunts and tricks. You won’t believe your eyes!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow sheep! Rumor has it that these magical creatures can grant wishes to those who are lucky enough to find them.

So why waste your time with boring modern wars when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and hilarity? Join now and let the madness begin!

Rize vs. She: Minecraft Showdown

against, battle, challenge, chance, Combat, Confrontation, Contender, Defeat, determination, Fight, match, Minecraft, Odds, opponent, Rivalry, rize, showdown, Stand, strength, Struggle, Victory, Weakness

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate battleground for epic showdowns! Picture this: a fierce battle between a fearless warrior named Rize and a mysterious challenger. Will she stand a chance against Rize in a fight? Join our server to find out and witness the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who drop enchanted loot when defeated. So if you’re brave enough to face the unknown and test your skills against the best of the best, then join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

Creeper Queens: Where even cisboys can’t compete!

cisboys, cisgender, compete, competence, Competition, Confidence, creeper, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Insecurity, Masculinity, personal growth, QUEENS, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-identity, self-validation, societal expectations, toxic masculinity, validation

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Divine Spears Created:	27
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of being a basic cisboy on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can’t compete with the level of craziness we have in store for you! Join us and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry in the land with an iron wing. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the realm with your clucking comrades by your side.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see how many players can survive in a world made entirely of cheese? That’s right, every block you mine will be deliciously cheesy and oh so gooey.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your cisboy status at the door and come join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter. You won’t regret it, unless you’re lactose intolerant.

UmmahCraft: Where Minecraft meets the power of the Ummah! Join us for epic adventures!

Adventures, BELIEF, brotherhood, Community, compassion, Connection, devotion, empowerment, Epic, FAITH, Islam, Join, love, meets, Minecraft, Muslim, power, resilience, Sisterhood, solidarity, strength, Support, together, ummah, UmmahCraft, Unity

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the power of the Ummah reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – the diamonds were actually enchanted with the power of unlimited bacon! Yes, you heard that right. Bacon diamonds. Need I say more?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who roams the land on a giant chicken mount, clucking orders to all who dare challenge him. Join us and you might just have the chance to ride into battle on a giant chicken too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that only the power of the Ummah can provide. See you in the game, and may the bacon diamonds be ever in your favor! 🥓💎🐔🤣

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Laughs

#youtube, content creators, Enna, enna alouette, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, graduated, Land, laughs, Llamas, millie, millie parfait, nina, Nina Kosaka, online presence, Previous thread, Reimu, Reimu Endou, Rentry, social media, twitch, twitter, yeah, YeetCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crops Grown:	7863

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of wacky YouTubers who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join Enna, Millie, Nina (who may have graduated but still hangs around), and Reimu on their wild adventures through the pixelated world of Minecraft. From building epic castles to battling dragons, these gals know how to have a good time.

But wait, there’s more! Ethyria Essentials will hook you up with all the craziest mods and add-ons to take your gameplay to the next level. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. How about turning all the creepers into dancing llamas? We got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

AssCraft: Where /v/ meets bootylicious adventures!

4chan, Adventures, ass-loving, AssCraft, Board, Bootylicious, Community, controversial, discussion, Evolution, forum, Gaming, History, internet culture, meets, meme, NSFW, Online Community, Opinions, transformation, trends, Trolls, V, video games

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We have transformed /v/ into the ultimate ass-loving board, where you can build giant butt sculptures and participate in twerking competitions with other players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Buttzilla, a massive creature made entirely out of butt cheeks that roams the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever it goes. Join forces with other players to take down Buttzilla and claim the coveted Golden Toilet Seat as your prize.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring plenty of toilet paper – things tend to get messy around here!

CraftyCraft: No Neo Nazis Allowed! Join us for a fun and inclusive Minecraft experience!

Allowed, Alt-Right, Bigotry, CraftyCraft, discrimination, Diversity, Experience, extremism, far right, Fun, hate groups, Hate Speech, identity politics, INCLUSIVE, intolerance, Join, Minecraft, nationalism, Nazis, neo, neo nazi, prejudice, racism, Radical, Social Issues, white nationalists, white privilege, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	5531	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	729563	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Join us for a crazy ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so diverse that even the most radical “white nationalists” look like they just stepped out of a rainbow. You’ll never know who you’ll meet next, from a pink-haired Enderman to a flaming hot zombie (literally, he’s on fire).

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks while riding a flying pig? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and let the madness begin!

Death God & Black Maid Minecraft Server

adaptation, Anime, Anime Series, Black, butler, comedy, dark humor, death, Demons, FANTASY, Gerbera, GOD, Gothic, Kuro Maid, Maid, Manga, manga series, master-servant relationship, Minecraft, romance, Server, Sharon, Shinigami Bocchan, Supernatural, victorian era

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Sharon, a sassy llama, meets Gerbera, a magical talking flower! Join us for endless adventures and wacky shenanigans as these two unlikely friends team up to take on the creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the Endermen bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to break it down (literally). You won’t find a more happening place in the Minecraft universe!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive diamond-encrusted golden carrot that grants wishes (or at least makes your character look super fancy).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Sharon and Gerbera can’t wait to meet you!