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Redstone PMS – Autoimmune Zone

autoimmune, autoimmune conditions, autoimmune diseases, autoimmune disorders, chronic conditions, diabetes, early menopause, health risks, hormonal disorders, hormonal health, hormonal imbalances, Lupus, menstrual disorders, menstrual health, PMs, premature ovarian insufficiency, Redstone, reproductive health, women’s fertility, Women’s Health, women’s hormones, women’s reproductive health, women’s wellness, Zone

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Crops Grown:	2524
Players Killed by Monsters:	964	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

LOL, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz u kno wat? Women whose periods stop early are like the VIP players here! They got dat premature ovarian insufficiency condition and they are more likely to develop diabetes and lupus in the game! It’s like they got superpowers or something, but in a totally wacky and unpredictable way! So come join us and see what crazy autoimmune conditions you can unlock in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft! It’s gonna be a period of fun, I mean period of time, I mean…just come play with us, okay?

Period Minecraft SMP Chuubas

Chuubas, female health, menstrual awareness, menstrual cycle, menstrual hygiene, menstruation, Minecraft, Period, period cramps, period humor, period jokes, period mood swings, period pain, period positivity, period products, period shaming, period stigma, period symptoms, period talk, PMs, smp, women’s issues

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them?

2. Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny,” said to grant its wielder the power to control time and space. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to interpretive dance.

3. Every full moon, the trees in our server come to life and start throwing apples at unsuspecting players. It’s a fruit-filled frenzy that you won’t want to miss!

4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. But be careful, because if you don’t give him enough attention, he’ll blow up your house in a fit of ghostly rage.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life! Just be sure to pack some extra torches and a sense of humor.

YunusCraft: Toppling PMs & Winning Prizes

activism, bangladesh, current events, Democracy, Development, Government, Grameen Bank, leadership, Microfinance, Muhammad Yunus, Nobel Prize, nominated, PMs, Politics, poverty alleviation, prime minister, Prizes, Replacement, Sheikh Hasina, Social Entrepreneurship, South Asia, toppled, Toppling, winning, YunusCraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have nobel prize winners as our admins! muhammad yunus is here to help you build the best virtual world ever! forget about sheikh hasina, she got toppled like a stack of blocks in our server! come join the fun and see what crazy adventures await you! who knows, you might even win a nobel prize for building the most epic castle ever! join now before the creepers get you!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Argument, BlockyBanter, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, communication skills, Confrontation, emotional response, humor, humor boundaries, humor in relationships, joke interpretation, menstrual cycle, Minecraft, misunderstanding, offensive joke, Period, PMs, relationship, relationship dynamics, sensitivity, Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	66	Void Armor Forged:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave your PMS-induced sensitivities at the door, because here, we only deal with epic quests and building amazing structures.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about insensitive boyfriends and their questionable jokes. We promise a safe and welcoming environment where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with fellow players.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you build a giant tampon castle to symbolize your period woes? Or embark on a quest to defeat the evil PMS monster and restore peace to the land? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t be an asshole, join us today and let’s laugh, build, and play together in this wacky Minecraft world!

The Milkshake Mine

Ammo, currencies, Dollar, Dying, EURO, eurodollar market, Fail, global economy, Guns, japanese yen, liquidity, mid 2030s, milkshake, Panic, PMs, Protect, slurped, Time, time to buy, USD

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because on our server, you can prepare for the impending collapse of the USD and global economy!

Join us as we watch the Japanese Yen and Euro fail first, signaling the end of the world as we know it. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of time to stock up on guns and ammo to protect ourselves or invest in precious metals if that’s more your style.

So come on down to our server and get ready for the chaos of the mid-2030s! Who knew the apocalypse could be so much fun in blocky form?

Feline Fiasco: Finland’s PM’s Cat RIP Server

#petloss, #PrimeMinister, #RIPNala, Animals, cat, Condolences, death, Feline, Fiasco, finland, Finlands, FINNISH, Government, HEARTBREAK, Loss, mourning, nala, News, PMs, Politics, Prayers, RIP, Sadness, Server, Tragedy, Tribute

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Farms Harvested:	750
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and explosive chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pizza in the sky. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident llama who loves to surf on lava!

If you’re still not convinced, how about this – every player who joins our server gets their very own jetpack made out of diamonds. That’s right, you’ll be flying around like a boss while everyone else is stuck on the ground!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, maybe you’ll even run into Nala from The Lion King while you’re at it!

OilTankerEscort Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, conflict escalation, defense strategy, denmark, diplomatic tensions, escort, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, maritime security, military intervention, military presence, Minecraft, nato, naval forces, oil tankers, OilTankerEscort, russia, sanctions, Server, Warning, Warships

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ores Mined:	3299	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

OMG u guys, u need to join this amazin minecraft server cuz like, Denmark is warnin that Russia might send warships to escort oil tankers! Like, imagine the chaos and adventure that could happen on our server! U can build ur own warship and protect ur oil tankers from those sneaky Russians! Join now for a wild ride full of excitement and danger! Plus, we have free cookies for all new players! YOLO!

SyriaTroopDoubledCraft

Conflict, Defense, deployment, doubling troops, foreign policy, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military disclosure, Military operations, military presence, national security, pentagon, Syria, Syrian conflict, SyriaTroopDoubledCraft, troop levels, troop surge, troops increase, U.S. troops, united states

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8159	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

lol imagine a minecraft server where the number of players has doubled overnight, just like the number of U.S. troops in Syria! join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures as we navigate through the chaos of war and peace in the virtual world. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement right here? come join us and be a part of the action, because things are about to get wild!

BoomerCraft: We Know Everything

advice, BoomerCraft, Challenges, child rearing, Communication, Confidence, Experience, family dynamics, generational differences, growth, guidance, knowledge, learning, long-term effects, Maturity, misconceptions, Older parents, parenting, Parenting styles, self-assurance, wisdom

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Emeralds Found:	4142
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Ores Mined:	3307
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the admins are actually ancient parents who think they know EVERYTHING. They’re like, “Back in my day, we didn’t have Ender Dragons, we had to fight off creepers with our bare hands!” And you’re just like, “What the heck, old man?!” But then they start telling you all these crazy stories about how they used to mine for diamonds blindfolded and tame wolves with just a bone. And you’re like, “I gotta see this for myself!” So you join the server and it’s just a wild ride of insane challenges and wacky adventures. Plus, the admins are always throwing in unexpected twists and turns, like making you build a rollercoaster through the Nether or survive a zombie apocalypse in the jungle. It’s like a never-ending circus of chaos and laughter, and you never know what’s gonna happen next. So come join the fun and see if you can outwit these ancient Minecraft masters!

Durian Bloom Bonanza

15 days, 50 days, agricultural research, agriculture, Bloom, bonanza, climate change, dry weather, durian, Farming, flowering, Grafted, independent, Observation, plant biology, plant growth, Plants, researchers, Seed, trigger, tropical fruit, weather patterns

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	7431	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

LOLZ COME JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT DURIAN FLOWERS POPPIN’ OFF EVERYWHERE! YEAH, YOU HEARD RIGHT, DURIAN FLOWERS! OUR RESEARCHERS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT 15 DAYS OF DRY WEATHER CAN MAKE THESE BAD BOYS BLOOM LIKE CRAZY!

IMAGINE WALKIN’ AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SEEIN’ DURIAN FLOWERS SPRINGIN’ UP ALL OVER THE PLACE! IT’S A SIGHT TO BEHOLD, I TELL YA! AND GET THIS, THE FLOWERING HAPPENS AROUND 50 DAYS AFTER THE DRY SPELL, NO MATTER IF THE PLANT WAS GRAFTED OR GROWN FROM A SEED!

SO, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST DURIAN-FILLED MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! WE PROMISE YOU WON’T BE DISAPPOINTED! DURIAN FLOWERS FOR DAYS, BABY!

Everwild

21, Additions, Armor Poser, BKpgXwzD, Chat, Discord, discord/MC, dragon elytra drop, Everwild, hard mode, Head Drops, Minecraft tags, Miniblocks, No Resets, NZ/AUZ, redye, Sit, smp, smp server, username, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Resets	No resets
Difficulty	Hard mode
Additional Features	Voice chat, armor poser, head drops, miniblocks, /sit, dragon elytra drop, redye, discord/MC chat, and more!

Join our discord server and let us know your username: https://discord.gg/BKpgXwzD

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect to the server using the IP address provided.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas.
Are mods allowed on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed. Check with an admin before using any mods.
How do I report a player for misconduct?	Contact a moderator or admin through discord to report any player misconduct.
Can I build my own structures on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to build their own structures within the server rules.

Dragon Ball Super Minecraft Server

Akira Toriyama, Anime, Ball, Broly, Dragon Ball community, Dragon Ball fandom, Dragon Ball GT, dragon ball heroes, dragon ball manga, dragon ball super, Dragon Ball universe, dragon ball z, Dragon Balls, Dragon.., Frieza, goku, Minecraft, movie announcement, save us, Server, Super, Super Saiyan, toei animation, Universe Survival Saga, Vegeta

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7056
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8224

Yo, broskis, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like for realzies. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, only on this server can you find the secret to saving the world – through making a movie announcement! I know, sounds cray cray, but trust me, it’s the only way to stop the impending doom. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and make that blockbuster announcement that will save us all. Don’t be a square, join now!

Minecraft SMP – /rdg/ – Rush Duel General

card game, Decklists, Duel, duel links, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Evolution Impact, Galactica of Eternity, general, Go Rush anime, Jump Festa goods, Konami, Minecraft, News, Probability Calculator, rdg, Red-Reboot SD, Rush, Rush Duel, smp, trading card game, Triple Build Pack, upcoming releases, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yu-Gi-Oh! community

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Crops Grown:	5195
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft SMP where the only way to win is by Rush Dueling your opponents to victory! Join us for epic battles and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through the world of Rush Duels like never before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a giant Blue-Eyes White Dragon that breathes fireballs made of Exodia pieces. Defeat it and claim the title of Duel Master!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare cards and treasure chests guarded by a pack of angry Kuribohs. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot?

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Yugi Muto himself, who challenges players to duels in the dead of night. Win against him and earn his respect (and maybe a rare card or two)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest Rush Duel adventure of your life! Just remember, the only rule is to have fun and duel like there’s no tomorrow!

SleepyScreams Minecraft Server

Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, exhaustion, medical help, mental health, Minecraft, Night terrors, Nightmares, partner, relationship issues, seeking help, self-care, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep talk, sleep terrors, SleepyScreams, Support, Therapy, Understanding, yelling in sleep

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	640532
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of night terrors and sleep talking by building your dream world! Join us and leave the nightmares behind as you create your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being yelled at for having a bad dream or talking in your sleep. In fact, we encourage all forms of communication, even if it’s in your sleep! Let your creativity run wild as you craft, build, and explore in a supportive and understanding community.

Forget about being called an asshole for waking someone up from a nightmare – on our server, we embrace all forms of expression, even if it means waking up your partner with your night terrors. Join us and experience a world where your sleep struggles are understood and accepted.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build your own dream world and sleep peacefully knowing that you are not alone in your struggles. Let’s create a virtual utopia together!

CousinCraft – School Woes

academic opportunities, all-girls school, behavior issues, Catholic school, Communication Issues, CousinCraft, education, expressing opinions, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, feeling unheard, high school, language classes, private high school, scholarship opportunities, School, school choice, school expenses, school preferences, teenage rebellion, teenage struggles, woes

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Votes:	7126	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of being forced into things you don’t want to do? Join our Minecraft server and take control of your own destiny! No more being told where to go or what to do – here, you make the rules!

Just like this poor 14F who is being forced into a Catholic school against her will, you too can break free from the shackles of authority and forge your own path in our virtual world. Say goodbye to overbearing grandparents and hello to unlimited possibilities!

On our server, you can study any language you want, take any class you desire, and be whoever you want to be. No more being scolded for expressing your opinions – here, your voice matters!

So come join us and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs a good public high school when you have a Minecraft server that lets you be the master of your own fate? Let’s break free together and create our own destiny!

SnoozeSquad Minecraft SMP

early risers, Minecraft, morning activities, morning alone time, morning chores, morning exercise, morning habits, morning meditation, morning motivation, morning peace, morning productivity, morning quiet, morning quiet time, morning reading, morning reflection, morning rituals, morning routine, morning self-care, morning solitude, morning work, productivity, smp, SnoozeSquad

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magic Items Found:	8534	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	164	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that only morning people can join. Like, if you’re not up at the crack of dawn, don’t even bother trying to join. Why? Because we have secret morning rituals where we sacrifice creepers to the Minecraft gods for good luck. And get this – our spawn point is a giant pancake that you have to parkour across to get to the main world. It’s so lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.

So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.