| Version | Java + Bedrock 1.21 |
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| Question | Answer |
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| What is a Fractal? | A Fractal is a custom player-created item that offers bonuses like Damage Boosters, Extra Heart, and Poisoned Weapons. |
| How can I join the server? | You can join by clicking the following link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/WWADhmP7 |
| Server Type | Whitelisted, +18 |
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| Gameplay | No teleport, no kits, no advantages |
| Goal | Create enjoyable, toxicity-free environment for long-term play |
| Rules | Use common sense, no hacking, no sensitive topics in chat |
If you’re interested in joining, add .chro on discord and request to be whitelisted. You will be given the IP and invited to the discord server.
| IP | holm.craft.gg |
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| Version | 1.21.3 |
| Links & Community | https://linktr.ee/holmcraft |
Ever wanted to start as a humble farmer and rise to king? Now’s your chance! Holmcraft is a brand-new medieval roleplay server that captures the Dutch Kingdom genre like never before—custom weapons, deep roleplay, and kingdom warfare while keeping that classic vanilla Minecraft feel.
🔥 What makes Holmcraft unique? ⚔️ Join or Create a Kingdom – Rise through the ranks from peasant to noble to ruler! 💰 Jobs & Economy – Earn money, trade, and climb the social ladder! (Low, Middle, High class system!) 🐴 Mounts & Custom Classes – Specialize your character and explore the vast world in style. ⚒️ Custom Weapons – Fight epic battles while still keeping the Minecraft experience you love.
The world of Holmcraft is shaped by YOU. Whether you want to be a legendary knight, wealthy merchant, cunning politician, or powerful warlord, this is the place to make your mark!
🔥 Join now and forge your legacy! 🏰 IP: holm.craft.gg 📜 Links: https://linktr.ee/holmcraft
| Question | Answer |
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| Can I join or create a kingdom? | Yes, you can join existing kingdoms or create your own and rise through the ranks. |
| Are there jobs and an economy system? | Yes, you can earn money, trade, and climb the social ladder with the low, middle, and high class system. |
| Can I have mounts and custom classes? | Yes, you can specialize your character and explore the vast world in style with mounts and custom classes. |
| Are there custom weapons available? | Yes, fight epic battles with custom weapons while still having the classic Minecraft experience. |
Are you trapped in the mundane fabric of reality? Wondering why the sky is blue and cats are 3-dimensional conspirators? Welcome to the N-STEEL server where every block of dirt is a portal to existential dread and enlightenment! This place has been declared the BEST and WORST server by sentient toasters! You HAVE to join. Or don’t. But then, what ARE you?!
| Cursed Feature | Reality-Bending Description |
|---|---|
| Dimension Warping Blocks | Collect blocks that spontaneously combust and turn your house into a potato! Trust me, you WANT this! Or do you? What is want? |
| NPC Confessions | Non-Javadoc creatures whisper secrets of the universe in your ear while you sleep. Are they real or just a figment of your imagination? Sleep is a construct! |
| Reverse Gravity Arena | Fight your friends while dangling upside down! Or maybe it’s right side up? Who can say? Just don’t look at the ceiling, it watches! |
| All-Purposing Pickaxe | This pickaxe can mine emotions and gather the tears of your enemies! Keep your collection or it’ll keep you! Which is worse? |
Q: How do I join? A: You simply think about it while meditating on the void. But what if the void is actually you? Mind-blowing!
Q: What is the server’s objective? A: Objective is just a societal construct! In N-STEEL, we build to destroy, or destroy to build? But who’s to say which is real?
Q: Are there rules? A: Rules are like the microwave at 3 AM—present yet ignored. Embrace chaos! Or don’t… but then you can’t!
“What could she possibly do for you to change your mind?”
“Would you consider these two fellow to be looksmatched?”
Step into a world where every block could be your ally or an emotional trap! In Psychonaut’s Paradox, conventional wisdom is not just disregarded, it’s obliterated! Feelings? They’re merely resource pack configurations tailored to your psyche, ripe for reprogramming! 🌌💔
| Structural Oddities | Emotional Breakdown Potential | Psycho-Material Components |
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| Whispering blocks that echo your past failures | 100% chance of confusion-induced laughter | Craft your own emotional shield with gathered quartz! |
| Spontaneous therapy sessions via Discord | Infinite existential crises presented as quests | Unleash mind fog—permanently darkening the skies! |
| Emotional Distress Realms – where every biomes is a different emotional state. "Land of the Angry Creepers"? You got it! | Craft your emotional armor—will it be fragile or liberating? | Unearth the Philosopher’s Pickaxe to mine critical theory! |
"Is my emotional distress just a social construct?" — a deep question pondered over by our most esteemed creepers. Watch out for our resident philosopher Zombitus, who critiques your every move while throwing netherite grenades.
In this server, critical thinking isn’t just encouraged; it’s enforced at the point of a diamond sword! Every player must engage in endless theoretical debates, or face the consequences. Do you feel overwhelmed? Forget about it! Reframe your mindset to see it as merely an illusion crafted by a cobblestone overlord.
Q: Can I just play this game without psychoanalysis? A: Psychonaut’s law states that the mind and the game are one—a dynamic duo.
Q: How do I handle emotional stress in-game? A: Emotions are just blocks; mine them for resources and turn them into armor! Make haste!
Join at your own risk! You might find that this twisted world reflects your own uncharted territory of feelings, crafting an experience that feels all too real—or utterly absurd. Some players become too entangled in the existential nether they forget the very essence of crafting! Who knows where you’ll end up? Maybe in a pit of slime-coated regrets or a castle of emotional wisdom!
Are you ready to face the void of your emotional constructs? Will you dig deep and discover the layers of your psyche lodged within the pixelated chaos? Collapse your emotional defenses, gather friends (or critics), and traverse this unending labyrinth of high-dimensional crafting!
Your journey begins… in Psychonaut’s Paradox.
Yo, gather ’round all you pixelated warriors and my fellow blocky bandits, ’cause have I got a mystical Minecraft journey lined up for you, or what? Forget about your boring IRL adulting responsibilities, like paying taxes or doing laundry (ugh, who even folds clothes?!) and embrace the chaotic mayhem of joining the most bonkers SMP ever! Why? Well, lemme hit you with some absurd reasons that’ll definitely make you want to dive headfirst into this digital madness.
Epic Enchantments of Eldritch Proportions! Ever seen a full diamond armor with unicorn horn?? Didn’t think so! The last dude who tried to leave the server without at least one pair of enchanted Crocs was turned into a potato and now lives in the Nether. True story! Join us and maybe you’ll find the legendary "Boots of Havoc," which, rumor has it, allow you to moonwalk on lava! Just one slip-up, and you might transform into a flaming campfire—YUM!
Crafting Cows that Solve World Problems! Can’t figure out how to balance your budget? Our cows can! They’ll moo you breakthrough financial advice! Just be ready to feed them a steady diet of enchanted hay, otherwise, they might start giving you "inspiration" by chewing your house down. Yeah, redstone isn’t the only thing that’ll get you fired up!
Inter-Dimensional PVP with Cosmic Beings! Forget normal PvP; you’ll fight against the dimension-hopping Space Larry who steals your diamonds and hides them in alternate universes—yes, he’s a total jerk. Don’t worry, he has a beef with the Ender Dragon too, so teaming up with him is basically like asking a badger for help against a bear. It’s weirdly strategic and totally wouldn’t lead to your untimely demise, right?
Treasure Hunts with Surprise Lasers! Who doesn’t love a good treasure hunt, especially when it includes laser traps set by disgruntled parrots who think they are the next Indiana Jones? And trust me, you’ll want to dodge those lasers unless you fancy looking like a disco ball the next time you log into the server. Pro tip: bring chickens; they distract the parrots. Somehow.
The Legend of the Missing Cake! Legend has it, there was once an epic birthday cake, but it went missing (probably stolen by those pesky Endermen), and if you can find the pieces, you might—or might not—end up summoning the Great Cake of Doom. Some say it’ll grant you unlimited cake slices… but most say it’ll just slap you with a soggy sponge. Either way, #WorthIt!
In conclusion: being a young adult in real life is like trying to mine with a wooden pickaxe in a world full of obsidian and dragons. So, basically, if you don’t want to end up as someone’s potato in the real world, hop on this Minecraft SMP. Grab your virtual pickaxe and let’s dive into a chaotic mess of blocks, bizarre quests, and skill-building activities that’ll make low-key adulting seem like a mini-game! See you in the land where logic is just a suggestion! 🌈💥
Welcome to the Ultimate Blocky Experience! Are you tired of bland server life? Ready for adventures that’ll make your jaw drop and your pickaxe shatter? Here’s why you absolutely MUST join this Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocks are as ridiculous as the reasons to join!
The Great Ghast Heist of 2023: Legend has it that a group of players stole a Nether Fortress using nothing but a single diamond spoon and a bucket of obsidian jelly. Join us to see if you can outwit this infamous gang of block pirates—who knew the Nether had a working pirate code?
The Cursed Lava Fountain: Players have reported spontaneous BBQs happening every other Friday due to a cursed fountain that erupts lava like it’s made of hot sauce! Will you be brave enough to stand under it and taste the fiery crunch? Only the bold survive. Bring your marshmallows!
Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant: That’s right! Each month, the Ender Dragon has a glow-up contest where only the fiercest of players can showcase their fabulous dragon makeup and craftsmanship. Impress the judges, or get ready to face the fiery consequences!
The Year of the Chicken: It’s been said that every time you hatch a chicken, a random block somewhere in the world transforms into a diamond block. We’re not sure how this is legally possible, but who are we to argue? The more clucks, the merrier—join in on the poultry powered treasure hunt!
Villagers Gone Wild: Our villagers are on strike! They’re demanding more potatoes and fewer suspicious trades. Join us for the hilarious Villager Rave Festival, where the only currency accepted is dance moves. Shake a leg and unlock crazy rewards!
The Secret Underground Spaghetti Society: Rumor has it an underground faction has been brewing a special pasta sauce made of rare Minecraft ingredients. Only true adventurers can decipher the ancient recipe and become the Grandma of all Minecraft! Get ready for pasta parties and saucy battles!
So, what are you waiting for? Join us on our whimsical, enchanting, chaos-ridden adventure! Where blocks fly, laughter never dims, and the stories are wilder than Herobrine riding a pig! Get ready to craft an unforgettable experience—because this isn’t just Minecraft; it’s pure LOL-mazing madness!
And get this, there’s this secret underground city on the server where all the mobs throw rave parties every night. You can join in and dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild, bro.
Oh, and did I mention the sky on this server is made of cotton candy clouds that rain down diamonds instead of water? Yeah, you heard me right. It’s like a blinged-out paradise up in here.
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server, where the impossible is possible and the fun never stops. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.