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| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 5803 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3258 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5138 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.
Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!
