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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 8440 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 103 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 2277 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
come join us on this server where the weather is as unpredictable as your bowels after eatin’ some sketchy food at a village feast. build your base, fight off mobs, and try not to poop your pants when the temperature rises. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!
so what are you waitin’ for? join now and experience the thrill of climate change-induced diarrhea hospitalizations in minecraft! it’s gonna be a sh\*tty good time, trust me.