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CoalCraft Minecraft Server
haha, imagine if all the coal in Russia got sucked into our minecraft server! join us and witness the chaos as we try to figure out what to do with all this coal! build a giant coal castle or start a coal-powered rollercoaster, the possibilities are endless! who needs diamonds when you have a mountain of coal to play with? come join the fun and be part of the coal craze! #CoalIsTheNewDiamonds #RussianCoalApocalypse #MinecraftMadnessInflationPlummet Minecraft Server
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