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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 6879 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
New Chunks Explored: | 840112 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Animals Bred: | 62 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
picture this: u log on and suddenly u r transported to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. u can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil zombies and skeleton warriors.
but wait, there’s more! our toilets are not just any old toilets. they come in two sizes: “women” and “unisex.” why? because in our world, toilets have genders too!
join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun. then u might regret it a little. but who hates fun? not u, that’s for sure!