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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 2815 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 273 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. just kidding, they want diamonds.
oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yes, you can ride them and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of minecraft like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but it will be a hilarious regret.