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  • Flaming Tesla Plug & Play

    Flaming Tesla Plug & Play

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Chaotic Tesla-verse: A Blocky Conspiracy

    Step into a realm where the rules of reality warp like melted redstone! Here, we’re not just playing Minecraft; we’re rewriting the codes of existence while fending off apocalyptic visions of electric vehicles gone rogue!

    ⚡️ The Ignition of Anarchy

    Whispers tell of charging stations ablaze, each flame a protest, each ember a strike against the iron fist of Musk. Where do these infernos lead? Perhaps to a hidden dimension or into the heart of a Siegfried & Roy-themed lava pit! Join us as we harness the raw power of pixels and pixelated turmoil—together we shall unearth secrets only the power lines know.

    🚀 Features of Fractured Reality

    Feature Description
    Flaming Blockades Navigate through custom “Musk-o-Lava” traps! Feel the burn of your electric aspirations!
    Electro-Wizards Summon E-Man, a spectral figure who cycles between blessing you with infinite Lightning and cursing you into an endless loop of crafting sticks.
    Tesla Escape Rooms Solve puzzles or risk eternal banishment to the Land of Off-Grid Survival—forever embraced by the whispers of uncharged villagers.
    Power Struggle Arena Join the epic battles where players fight over charging stations, but beware: a swift intervention from the Phantom of Consumerism might just flip the power dynamic!

    🔍 Testimonies from the Cultured and Confused

    “I joined after reading that Elon’s spirit tried to haunt this server. I’ve never seen so much chaos amid pixelated landscapes! 10/10 would recommend existential dread!” — ConfusedCraftGuy247

    “I thought I was mining diamonds, but I found a shrine dedicated to eco-terrorism instead! What was in that potion…?” — EthanBrokeReality

    ❓ FAQ (The Answers are As Clear as Mud)

      • Q: Is it true that this server was banned in 12 countries? A: Absolutely! But you won’t find a single shred of evidence to back that up… just like the government, apparently.

      • Q: Can we put out the fires? A: What fires? Are you talking about your dreams? Because as soon as they ignite, there’s no going back.

      • Q: Is Musk actually a character in this world? A: Only in the shadowy corners created by your nightmares—and maybe somewhere near the nether portals.

    🎩 The Unraveling Conspiracy

    Legend has it that if enough players gather at the local Tesla shrine, the cryptic "Batteries Not Included" ritual is invoked! This chaos is said to rewrite the fabric of the server, altering landscapes and rearranging biomes. Can you handle the truth hidden within the unglitched blocks?

    🔮 Hidden Dangers Await

    Each time you log in, you’ll be drawn deeper into the conspiracy—a cacophony of pixels pushing you toward their endgame: infinite power, bizarre constructs, and the realization that maybe, just maybe, the charging stations were the friends we made along the way.

    💀 Call to the Curious

    Dare to join this adventure? Step into the fire with both feet and feel the electric pulse of a world unraveling! The order you once knew? It’s a thing of the past, just like your charcoal supply.

    Here, in the chaos of the Minecraft Tesla-verse, find your truth twisted into a twisted irony. But be warned: once plugged in, you may never unplug! Join if you’re ready to disconnect from reality.

    Are you ready to ignite the mayhem? Join TeslaCraft: The Inferno—where every block could lead to salvation or insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Butt Plug City

    Butt Plug City

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

    Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    >Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life like this Swiss anon trying to navigate the complexities of sibling relationships and drug use! >Build your own virtual world where weed is legal and your little brother can’t steal your plug’s contact information because he’s too busy mining for diamonds. >Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own insane stories on our server? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty Cove Minecraft Server

    Crafty Cove Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and mountain dew promotions!

    Our server is so epic that even Blizzard is promoting us! That’s right, we’re the chosen ones to bring the war within to life in the Minecraft world. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have guilds like GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our WoWg community and get ready for some serious fun. We don’t take 4chan too seriously, so get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Thread Space Minecraft SMP

    Thread Space Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. Sounds crazy, right? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to build a giant rollercoaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere. Good times, good times.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. The winner gets bragging rights and a shiny diamond block trophy. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic event.

    So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (or enemies, depending on how competitive you are). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RoboCraft Minecraft Server

    RoboCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with low IQ moids who think they’re tough stuff? Do you dream of a world where educated women rule and only 10% of moids are allowed to exist? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us at 4B where moids are on suicide watch and robots do all the physical work. We’ll make sure our future generations are properly educated while we laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where moids are a thing of the past!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cute and Funny Doggies Minecraft SMP

    Cute and Funny Doggies Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we do things a little differently! Instead of just building and surviving, we encourage all players to post dog pictures and share personal stories about their experience with man’s best friend…with benefits.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time one player’s dog actually taught them how to build a redstone contraption that automatically dispenses treats. Or how another player’s dog led them to a hidden diamond mine in the game.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dog fighting ring where players can pit their Minecraft dogs against each other in epic battles for glory and treats.

    So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that celebrates the bond between player and pup. Who knows, maybe your dog will become the next legendary hero of our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

    Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

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    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ShiroCraft Minecraft Server

    ShiroCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where forgetting something is not just a mistake, it’s a whole new adventure! In Chapter 67: You Forgot Something, players will embark on a quest to retrieve their lost memories that have been scattered across the server.

    Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Don’t forget to bring your trusty banana sword to fend off the mischievous creepers who have stolen your ability to remember where you left your diamond stash.

    But beware, the memory-stealing Endermen are lurking around every corner, ready to snatch away your recollection of where you built your epic castle. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to outsmart these memory thieves and reclaim what is rightfully theirs.

    So come on down to our server and join the wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even discover that you forgot something you never even knew you had!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Lonely 30 Year Old Minecraft SMP

    Lonely 30 Year Old Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a lonely loser in your sad little village? Well, fear not my friendless friend, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from a life of solitude! Join us and make friends with fellow misfits, outcasts, and weirdos who are just as desperate for companionship as you are!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in the shape of a heart. So if you’re looking for a little excitement in your virtual life, look no further than our spooky SMP!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the nasty side effects!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to your sad, friendless existence. Who knows, you might even find love, adventure, or a really cool diamond sword. The possibilities are endless, just like your loneliness if you don’t join us!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Veggie Craze Minecraft Server

    Veggie Craze Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, inspired by a vegetable market in Poland and the wild adventures of the third world, is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop.

    Join us for a chance to trade virtual vegetables with other players in a bustling marketplace setting. Who knew that carrots and potatoes could be so thrilling? And don’t forget to watch out for the mischievous cows and pigs running amok – they’re always up to no good!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato worshippers who believe that potatoes are the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. Join them in their quest for spud enlightenment and see where it takes you!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a truly unique and wacky experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might just become the potato king of Poland!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Chuubas Soccer Stars Minecraft SMP

    Chuubas Soccer Stars Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have chuubas that would make amazing soccer players! That’s right, these chubby little creatures have some serious skills when it comes to kicking around a blocky ball.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds. So if you’re tired of mining for hours on end just to find a few measly diamonds, come join us and let our unicorn do all the hard work for you.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to? Get your groove on with some funky tunes and show off your best dance moves while surrounded by glow-in-the-dark creepers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • YubiCraft – Virtual Tech – Minecraft Server

    YubiCraft – Virtual Tech – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow unicorn on steroids! Join our FLOW GLOW Edition server for a wild ride filled with crazy events and epic battles.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a place where diamonds rained from the sky and every block was made of pure gold. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it is! But only on our server.

    But that’s not all! We have upcoming events that will blow your mind. Ever heard of the Tako Gacha Banner 4? Yeah, neither have we, but it sounds freaking awesome! And don’t even get me started on Speed King 5 – it’s so fast, you’ll need a seatbelt just to log in.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible. See you there, adventurer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP