pledge of allegiance – New Minecraft Servers

Crafty Cunts Minecraft Server

american culture, Americunts, baked goods, bakeries, Bread, capeshit, Clapping, Crafty, cunts, flour, Kids, Minecraft, morning routine, patriotism, pledge of allegiance, Reciting, salt, School, Server, Sugar, sugar-free bread, Theatres, tradition, Yeast

Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
Tired of boring bakeries selling basic bread? Join our server where our bakeries serve up the craziest creations like TNT-shaped loaves and creeper cupcakes. Sugar? Who needs it when you have the sweet taste of victory in every bite!

RentRage Minecraft Server

anxiety, budget responsibly, cleanliness issues, destroy belongings, feeling guilty, guilt tripped, important belongings, leaving abruptly, Minecraft, month-to-month tenant, Mouse problem, moving out suddenly, neglect, not paying rent, pet lizards, privileged, RentRage, ROACHES, Server, shared responsibility, social security card, Stressful environment, tampering, toxic living situation, ulterior motive

Are you tired of toxic living situations with roommates who can’t even take care of their pet lizards properly? Do you want to escape a house with more critters than a Minecraft cave? Then join our server and build your own clean, stress-free virtual home!

We promise no guilt-tripping, no accusations of being ‘privileged’, and definitely no shady ulterior motives. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where you can actually trust your fellow players.

And if you ever need to suddenly leave, don’t worry – we won’t make you crash out and cut contact just to escape. We’ll even help you pay for your next month’s rent in the transition to your new virtual home.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is the kind you create with your epic builds and crazy adventures. And don’t worry, we won’t tamper with your stuff or destroy your food – unless you count accidentally blowing up your house with TNT as ‘tampering’. Just kidding…maybe.

GFDeservesNomzButIDKAITA

abusive relationship, acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, eating disorder, emotional trauma, Empathy, financial struggles, GFDeservesNomzButIDKAITA, growth, healing, Help, love, mental health, Recovery, relationship issues, self worth, self-care, Support, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in taking care of yourself and others, just like this player’s dilemma! Join us for a unique gaming experience where you can learn valuable life lessons while building your dream world.

Reasons to join: 1. We provide virtual food for all players, ensuring that no one goes hungry in our pixelated paradise. 2. Our community values self-care and mutual support, just like the player who tried to help their girlfriend with her eating struggles. 3. Experience the thrill of grocery shopping in-game, where you can stock up on essentials and even surprise your friends with virtual treats. 4. Unleash your creativity and build a world where everyone looks out for each other, just like the player who wanted to help their girlfriend in real life.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and let’s create a supportive and caring community together! Who knew gaming could be so heartwarming and hilarious at the same time?

FunkyHead Minecraft SMP

anxiety, confusion, coping mechanisms, counseling, depression, emotional wellbeing, FunkyHead, headache, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Minecraft, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, signs of mental distress, smp, stress, Therapy

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our totally not cursed SMP where the grass is actually made of Skittles and the creepers drop diamonds instead of blowing up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy with their llama bucks. And if you can find the hidden disco party in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So come on down to our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun and never question why the pigs wear top hats. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyTrumpEconBoom?

budget cuts, commodity prices, CraftyTrumpEconBoom, economic analysis, economic downturn, economic impact, economic uncertainty, Economy, federal workers, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, Layoffs, medicaid, policies, recession, social benefits, Tariffs, Trade, trump, unemployment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only recession you’ll be facing is a shortage of diamonds in your inventory! Join us and watch as Trump himself digs for resources to build his own wall in-game. With federal workers getting laid off left and right, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to snatch up their abandoned bases and claim them as your own. And don’t worry about tariffs increasing commodity prices, because on our server, everything is free! So come on down and let’s make Minecraft great again!