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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 8318 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
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Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
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