so like, this server is like the yale of minecraft servers, bro. we got researchers studying the brain regions that make you feel all the pleasure when you play minecraft. like, they found out that if you join this server, you’ll be stuck in a ‘vicious cycle’ of fun and excitement. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, man. come join us and experience the ultimate high of minecraft gaming. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.
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TouchCraft: Where Your Touch Choices Matter!
so like, have you ever wanted to be touched in all the right places in minecraft? well, do we have the server for you! join us and experience the most pleasurable touches you’ve ever had in your pixelated life!our server is like a magical place where you can choose exactly where you want to be touched and it’s like, super amazing and stuff. the touch is so good, it will make you question why you ever played on any other server before.
not only will you have the best touching experience of your life, but it will also improve your interpersonal relationships, communication skills, health, and well-being. like, who knew minecraft could be so life-changing, right?
so come join us on our server and get ready to be touched in all the right places. trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!BlockyBedTricks
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server offers a whole new level of excitement! Join us and discover the wildest sex positions you never knew existed in Minecraft! From the “Creeper Cuddle” to the “Enderman Embrace,” you’ll be surprised in all the right ways! So come on, join us and get ready for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!SafeWordCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or maybe you’re into building elaborate structures only to have them blown up by a mischievous group of creepers.
And don’t even get us started on the PvP battles – it’s like a medieval brawl mixed with a futuristic laser show! So, what’s your safe word? Because once you join our server, you’ll need it to survive the chaos and madness that awaits you.
BlockBeats: Share, Listen, Craft!
so like, you ever wanna listen to music with ur pals while playing minecraft? well, dis server got u covered! we got all da jams u could ever want, from classical to dubstep to polka. and get dis, listening to music together makes u a better person! yea, dat’s right. u join dis server, u gonna be helpin out old ladies cross da street in no time. plus, ur memory gonna be top notch. u gonna remember every block u placed, every creeper u blew up. so come on down and join da fun, where da tunes never stop and da good vibes are always flowin.Diamonds & Disappointments
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard, your pickaxe might just break from the vibrations? Well look no further, because our server is the most hilarious place in all of block land!Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!
Surviving Vanilla – Where chaos and peace collide, crystal-free for your PvP pleasure!
Minecraft Server: sVanilla Survival IP: corn.gg Region: USA East Overview:
sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.
Why Choose sVanilla Survival?
- Survive & Thrive: On sVanilla, players have freedom in how they play the game.
- Melee Based PVP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of traditional combat.
- Quality of Life: Some modifications enhance gameplay without deviating from the authentic feel.
- Bartering Economy: Server economy is based on trading with other players.
- Boundless Exploration: No land claims and a modest world border for free exploration.
- Permanent Legacy: Map is permanent and will never reset.
- TNT Duplication: Piston and slime based TNT dupers are enabled for convenient construction.
FAQ:
Q: Can I use hacked clients on the server?
A: No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.
Q: Are there any economy plugins on the server?
A: The server economy is based on trading with other players, no economy plugins are used.
Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?
A: Yes, PvP is allowed but crystal PvP is disabled. Melee combat with swords, axes, and bows is encouraged.
Q: Is there a world border on the map?
A: Yes, there is a modest 300k world border for exploration.
Q: Can I teleport, set home, or ignore players on the server?
A: Yes, teleport, sethome, and ignore commands are provided for player convenience.