Pleasure Noises MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Nn! Nnnghyaaaa! Nnnngh! Minecraft Server

Nnnghyaaaa, Uhhhhn, satisfaction noises, pleasure response, pleasure noises

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

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CraftyGenZReject

social media, hobbies, unique choices, generation gap, Lifestyle

Are you tired of all your friends obsessing over avocado toast and TikTok dances? Do you find yourself rolling your eyes at the latest trends that make absolutely no sense to you? Well, fear not my fellow non-conformist! Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of mainstream culture!

On our server, we have a secret underground society of players who have all collectively decided that avocado toast is overrated and TikTok dances are just plain silly. Instead, we spend our days building ridiculous structures out of pixelated blocks and engaging in epic battles with virtual zombies. Who needs the latest fads when you can have your own virtual kingdom to rule over?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a mythical creature known as the Ender Dragon. Will you be brave enough to embark on a quest to find it? Or will you continue to waste your time trying to master the latest TikTok dance craze?

So come join us on our server and embrace your inner rebel. Who needs avocado toast when you can have virtual adventures and endless possibilities? Let’s show the world that being a non-conformist has never been so much fun!

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BlazeCraft MC Server

germany, law, legalization, German states, cannabis laws

lol this server is like a german marijuana club but for minecraft!!!!!! u can blaze it up while building ur epic creations!!!!!! we got varying rules just like the states in germany so u never know what craziness will happen next!!!!! join us for a high time and let’s get lit on this epic minecraft journey!!!!!!!

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TacoCrafters – Where Bodies Are Blocks

law enforcement, gang violence, bodies found, Corruption, drug cartel

LOL come join dis server cuz it’s like a wild west shootout in Mexico but with blocks and creepers instead of guns and bodies! we got 19 bodies found in trucks but don’t worry, they just respawn and keep playing cuz that’s how we roll in dis server! violence spreads like wildfire but it’s all in good fun, just watch out for them skeletons shooting arrows at ya! join now for a crazy adventure like no other, where chaos reigns and anything can happen!

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Boofa SMP – Where even the creepers bring a gift basket! 1.21 Java server, 14+ only!

Dropper to Dispenser, Events, Vanilla, RAM, ModernFix

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Mod	Fabric 1.21
World Border	3.5k x 3.5k
RAM	8GB
Location	Germany

Boofa Features

Frequent events

Mods

Datapacks

We are looking for mature and silly players to help grow our community by joining in on events, engaging in community projects, hanging out with others, etc…

We have a Discord server with a fairly simple application, and if this all sounds enticing to you, don’t hesitate to join with the link below 😀

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FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed?	No, there is no unorganized PvP on the server.
How are decisions made on the server?	Decisions are made by the community in a structure of equality.
Are there many rules on the server?	There aren’t many rules restricting free speech, but the server is still very community-oriented.

CraftySoundz Minecraft Server

Senses, art, Sensation, sensory integration, sensory overload

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco club for zombies.

We’ve got custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour on a Flying Pig”. Plus, our staff members are all trained in the art of interpretive dance and will entertain you with their moves while you mine for diamonds.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with enchanted golden carrots and rare potions. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraftia? Join us now and find out!

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WuCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, WuCraft

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever come across – Wu Tang! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Wu Tang and instantly became the richest player on the server. How, you ask? Because they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that made them unstoppable in PvP battles.

But that’s not all – on Wu Tang, you’ll encounter mythical creatures like flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who will guide you through the treacherous Nether.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret disco party where all the mobs come together to boogie down and show off their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join Wu Tang today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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DivorceCraft: Wedding Woes

woes, RSVP, DivorceCraft, Europe, cousin

Are you tired of boring weddings where you have to deal with family drama? Join our Minecraft server instead! We promise no family drama, just pure fun and adventure.

Imagine a world where you can bring whoever you want as your +1 without any restrictions. Want to bring your pet llama? Go ahead! Want to bring a zombie pigman as your date? Totally fine!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Plus, we have a special event where you can crash weddings and steal all the cake you want!

So why waste your time dealing with family issues when you can join our server and have the time of your life? Trust us, it’s way more fun than attending a wedding where you’re not even allowed to bring your best friend.

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BarBrawlBeats

unexpected tunes, violent music, bar altercation, chaotic playlist, Bar fight

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than a bar fight is our gameplay! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to pick the perfect song for a bar brawl.

Our server is the only place where you can battle it out with other players while listening to the most oddly fitting songs for a bar fight. From classical music to nursery rhymes, you never know what will be playing in the background as you swing your sword and dodge arrows.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly bartender who serves up potions that will either boost your powers or turn you into a chicken for a day. Will you risk it for the biscuit and take a sip?

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Just remember, on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

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PrimateFaceDetectCraft

DETECTION, Cognitive science, research, neuroscience, recognition

so, like, u know how u see faces n stuff? well, on this server, we got scientists who found a brain circuit in monkeys that can like, detect faces super fast. like, imagine u join the server and suddenly u can recognize faces in, like, a millisecond. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude. also, they say it could help with autism and stuff, so, like, join our server and become a face-detecting master. it’s gonna be wild, bro. come on, don’t be a square, join us now!

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