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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we worship the almighty pit! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the pits of our server lies a hidden treasure so valuable, it will make you richer than a diamond block! But beware, for the pits are guarded by a pack of wild chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.
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On the server you will find a set economy, almost vanilla survival with the addition of a small number of plugins for comfort and interesting survival (merchants, flexible private, elevator, etc.)?
– PokeSouls, a custom feature
– Custom Raids
– Custom Pokemon & Starters
– Custom Progression Rank System
– New currencies – Souls, BP, and Frontier Points
– End Game Server – Battle Frontiers
The owner of the X-Project server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
Safe servers too boring but anarchy servers feel too much like a ghost town because everyone is so far away since they fear losing everything? Then try our Semi Anarchy server!
Hello Everyone, this is a new server I have created called Fate Smp! I am looking for people to come on and enjoy the fun, there is an application process however, I am accepting the next 6 people who apply first! I currently have 16 open slots, and furthermore I am looking to fill those! Don’t hesitate to join the discord and get in touch with me!