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BridgeBusterCraft

aggression, Blockade, border, Bridge.., BridgeBusterCraft, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Farms Harvested:	663	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Animals Bred:	168	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Yo, come join our Minecraft server where we reenact epic battles like Ukraine cutting off Russian troops by blowing up the last bridge in Kursk Oblast. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and pixelated characters. Join us for some explosive fun and see if you can survive the chaos. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and treasures. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft server: TekCraft – Tekken Edition

Character, Combos, Edition, Fighting Game, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, Server, Steam, Steam store, TekCraft, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 Character Overviews, Tekken General, terminology, YouTube playlist

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4639
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 characters battling it out in the Minecraft world!

Picture this: Steve facing off against Kazuya Mishima in an epic showdown for the ages. Who will emerge victorious? Only you can decide by joining our server and experiencing the madness for yourself!

But that’s not all – we have Glicko2 ratings for all players, so you can see just how skilled you really are. Plus, our terminology and jargon will have you speaking like a Tekken pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

40% Off Real Estate in Minecraft SMP – Houses Aren’t That Bad!

arent, bad, Economy, Estate, home prices, Houses, housing affordability, housing bubble, housing costs, housing demand, housing market, housing market analysis, housing market comparison, housing market growth, housing market predictions, housing market statistics, housing supply, inflation, market trends, Minecraft, property value, real, real estate, real estate investment, real estate market, salary increase, smp

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3134
Chimeras Created:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the real estate market is as wild as a creeper explosion! Sure, houses are up 40% over the past 4 years, but fear not – everyone’s salaries are also up 40%! It’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and emeralds grow on trees.

Join us for the craziest real estate adventure of your life! Build your dream castle on a hill made of enchanted obsidian, or create a cozy hobbit hole in the side of a mountain. The possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve been blown up by a stray TNT block.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the richest player on the server? Or will you be too busy trying to tame a herd of wild llamas that have taken over the town square?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of real estate madness! Who needs a boring 9 to 5 job when you can be a Minecraft real estate mogul? Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always trying to sabotage your latest building project.

ExFriendWeddingDrama

Accommodation, aita, Booked, Bridesmaid, engagement party, ex-friend, ExFriendWeddingDrama, expensive gift, Fight, Food, friendship, kicked out, mutual friends, performing at wedding, Singer, standard fee, traditional wedding gift, travel, wedding band, wedding gift, wedding planning

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of wedding planning? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with bridesmaid drama, wedding band battles, and friendship feuds!

Our server offers the unique experience of navigating through wedding planning chaos, where you can choose to be the bridezilla, the disgruntled bridesmaid, or even the wedding band member caught in the middle of it all. Will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior or give in to the pressure of performing for free?

Join now for a chance to roleplay out your wildest wedding scenarios and show off your building skills in creating the ultimate wedding venue. Who needs a traditional gift when you can gift us with your presence on our server? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this outrageous wedding saga – join today!

TNTropolis Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Deadly bomb blast, explosion, extremism, International, investigation, Israeli police, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Reuters, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, terror threat, Terrorism, terrorist attack, TNTropolis, Tragedy, Unrest, violence

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

hey you! ya you! wanna join a minecraft server that’s more explosive than a terrorist attack in tel aviv? come on down to our server where the only thing blowing up is your mind with all the crazy fun we have! we’ve got more surprises than a bomb blast and more excitement than a police chase! join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime! who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and mayhem right here in our server! trust us, you won’t regret it!

KurskKaboomCraft

border security, border tensions, bridges destroyed, buffer zone, conflict zone, cross-border conflict, defense strategy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, infrastructure damage, international relations, Kursk region, KurskKaboomCraft, military control, Military operations, peace negotiations, regional stability, security measures, territorial control, Ukraine-Russia border, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Zombie Dances:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mines Excavated:	2269	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Yo, so there’s this sick Minecraft server where Ukrainian forces are like, tightening control of the Kursk region, but like, in Minecraft world, ya know? They’re building bridges and destroying them, like it’s some crazy game of bridge destruction or something. Join this server if you wanna be part of the action, man! Build bridges, destroy bridges, it’s all good in this wacky world. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in a ‘buffer zone’ where things are always intense and exciting? Come join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

1000USD, 180USD, 320usd, affordable, big one, Budget, CraftyCreeperz, expensive, gift, i want one, Instrument, Minecraft, Music, musical one, PRESENT, price, Purchase, Server, shopping, SIZE, small one, Toy, wish list

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5911	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	218
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that charge an arm and a leg just to play? Well, look no further because our server is offering insane deals that will make you question reality itself! For just 180USD, you can join our small but mighty server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’. Want to take your gaming experience to the next level? Fork over 320USD for our musical server where every block you break plays a sweet tune. And for the true ballers out there, we have the big one for 1000USD where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your wallet emptied)!

Minecraft SMP: Granny’s Titties – The Blockbuster Movie

Ageism, blockbuster, Cinema, cleavage, controversial, Eli Roth, Entertainment, Exploitation, fetish, film industry, granny’s titties, Grannys, Hollywood, inappropriate, mature actresses, mature content, Minecraft, Movie, old actresses, Provocative, scandalous, Sexualization, smp, taboo, titties

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Welcome to Granny’s Titties: The Movie Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with old actresses showing off their cleavage like never before.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, here at Granny’s Titties, we embrace the chaos and hilarity that comes with playing Minecraft with a twist.

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From fighting off hordes of zombie grannies to building giant titty statues, there’s never a dull moment on Granny’s Titties.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a titillating adventure that you won’t soon forget. Granny’s Titties: The Movie Minecraft SMP, where the fun never stops and the cleavage is always on display!

PixelPeepersMC

BDSM, Boundaries, CNC porn, Communication, consensual non-consent, consent, dangerous entertainment, discomfort, hardcore porn, hentai, inadequate sex life, Intimacy, LLI, Open-mindedness, PixelPeepersMC, porn consumption, rape fantasy, relationship dynamics, Roleplaying, sexual preferences, trying new things

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Buildings Constructed:	48	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Enchantments Applied:	123	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re looking for a place where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends. But that’s not all – we also have a community of players who are into some interesting things, just like the OP’s girlfriend who watches CNC porn. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your preferences, whether it’s building pixel art or watching questionable content.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even roleplay as a Minecraft character who is into some wild and crazy stuff. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed! So come on in and join us for a fun and unforgettable experience. Just remember, in this world of blocks and pixels, anything is possible – even finding love in the most unexpected places. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

DreamCraft SMP – UltraRich

designer labels, DreamCraft, elite social circles, Exclusive events, exclusive memberships, extravagant parties, extravagant spending, fine dining, high-end art collection, high-end fashion, high-priced experiences, luxury cars, luxury lifestyle, luxury real estate, Luxury Vacations, luxury yachts, personal chefs, private drivers, private islands, private jets, smp, ultra-wealthy, UltraRich

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Buildings Constructed:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	429	Villages Defended:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6371
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Falling into the Void:	2

Have you ever wanted to live like a Minecraft king? Well, look no further than our insane SMP server! Join us and you’ll be able to do things that the average player couldn’t even dream of, like building a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks or having a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies.

Our server is so exclusive that even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our legendary parties. We have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, and our members have access to a private jet that can fly them to any biome in the game in seconds.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Come join us and live like the ultra-wealthy Minecraft player you were always meant to be!