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WolfCraft 1.12-1.14 Minecraft server

1.12, 1.13, 1.14, activeplayers, Antispam, BUILD, Cases, Community, creativity, Economy, Explore, Friendlystaff, Fun, multiplayer, nocheaters, noggriefing, Nohacks, nononsense, PvP, Roleplay, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Do you want to survive for real? Where there are no cheaters or griefers? Then come to us! Here you will find a cool economy, a really cool survival without dullness and creativity. In short, why should I burden you – come in and see for yourself!

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Hey! Did you know? Minecraft Server

current events, Drudge Report, Drudge Report tips, hey, INFORMATION, Journalism, Media, Minecraft, News Aggregator, news source, news submission, news tips, online news, pro-gentile, reliable news, send tips, Server, Tips, trustworthy, trustworthy news, Unbiased, unbiased news

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7470
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	198	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1676	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of mainstream news sources spreading fake news and biased information? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate source of unbiased and pro-gentile news! Join us and send your “tips” to the Drudge Report, where they will be read by the most trustworthy and non-biased individuals in the world of Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you send the juiciest tips, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle fake news monsters and save the world from misinformation! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a hero of truth and justice!

Hungry Games Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Adventure, BEWARE, Caution, Enchantment, Fairies, fairy tales, FANTASY, fantasy forest, fantasy world, Forest Treehouse, games, HG, Hunger Games, Hungry, location, magical creatures, Minecraft, Mysterious, smp, the hunger games, Treats, Tricks, Warning

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9585
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Endless Night Skies:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the current location is the Three Fairies’ Flippin’ Funky Forest Treehouse®! This place is so magical, even the trees do the cha-cha when you walk by.

But beware, fairies can be mischievous little buggers. One minute they’re giving you diamonds, the next they’re turning your house into a giant mushroom. It’s all part of the fun!

Join us for some epic Hunger Games battles, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of fairy dust (not responsible for any side effects, like sudden urge to break out into song and dance).

Check out our YouTube channel for a sneak peek at the madness that awaits you. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the fairy games begin!

Crafty Strategy Minecraft Server

Country Simulation, Crafty, Empire, EU5, game discussion, Game Downloads, Game Mods, Game recommendations, game reviews, game updates, games, Gaming Community, general, grand strategy, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, online forums, Random Country Picker, Server, strategy, strategy games, strategy tips, Vic 3

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchantments Applied:	279
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Are you tired of waiting for Vic 3 or EU5 to be good? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where the real empire building action is at! Join us for a wild ride where you can conquer lands, build epic structures, and maybe even find hidden treasures (or just diamonds, we’re not that fancy).

Forget about waiting for those disappointing games, come join us and create your own alternate history where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly neighbors. Plus, our random country picker will assign you a unique starting point that will have you laughing and crying (mostly laughing) as you navigate through the chaos of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build an empire that even Paradox Interactive would envy! (Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with Paradox Interactive, but we do have a lot of fun)

> New Anti-Spam Features Get Applied To Minecraft SMP

Anti-Spam, Antispam, Applied, Communication, community management, die instantly, digital platforms, discussion, Features, forum software, internet forums, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online interactions, Ratings, smp, Spam prevention, Threads, two people, user engagement, user experience

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the anti-spam features are so intense that even the ratings threads have gone extinct! It’s like a ghost town in there, but with more creepers and less spooky ghosts. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in our crazy Minecraft world!

Nacho Cheese Minecraft Server

Binge Eating, Cheese, digestive issues, discomfort, food coma, food regret, gluttony, indigestion, Junk Food, late-night snack, midnight snack, Minecraft, Nacho, nachos, Nausea, overeating, overindulgence, regret, Server, stomachache, unhealthy eating, upset stomach, vomiting

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	3495

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’ve eaten too many nachos and cheese? Well, have no fear because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of adventure, where you can build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find a hidden treasure chest full of… you guessed it, nachos and cheese! But be careful, if you eat too much, you might end up like our friend who’s about to toss his cookies all over his bed. So come join us for a server experience that’s cheesier than a nacho-filled dream!

World Cups Before 1980 Shouldn’t Count Minecraft SMP

Analysis, before 1980, competitive, controversy, Count, criteria, criteria for counting., Cups, cutoff year, debate, discussion, historical, lower level of play, Minecraft, olympics, opinion, Relevance, shouldnt, Significance, smp, sp, sports, validity, world, world cups

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4969
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic Olympics ever! We only count Olympics after the year 3000, because that’s when players started using diamond swords instead of wooden ones. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the intense PvP battles and parkour challenges in our futuristic Olympic games. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will be making a special appearance as the torchbearer. Don’t be a noob, join now!

Office Vibes Minecraft Server

American version, British version, comedy, cultural adaptation, diverse adaptations, Entertainment, fan favorite, global phenomenon, humor, international versions, Minecraft, mockumentary, office, popular tv show, regional humor, Saudi Arabia, Server, Sitcom, television industry, Television series, the office, tv show, VIBES, workplace comedy

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a Saudi Arabian remake of The Office? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with more laughs and chaos than Michael Scott on a caffeine high.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing suits and ties. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are our office managers, and they run a tight ship (or should I say, stable?).

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways that lead to epic loot. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted stapler hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual office building. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilariously chaotic adventure? Come on down to our server and let the shenanigans begin!

DIP BUYER Minecraft SMP

asset allocation, buy low sell high, buy the dip, Buyer, Dip, Financial Advice, Financial Planning, investing, investment strategies, long term investing, market analysis, market corrections, market cycles, market timing, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, portfolio management, risk management, short-term trading, smp, stock market, Trading, wealth building

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground trading post where you can “buy the dip” and trade your diamonds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land on their trusty steeds, ready to protect our server from any griefers or trolls. Join us and become a part of this elite group, riding into battle on your very own llama mount.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds buried deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Remember, on our server, the only way is up…unless you’re buying the dip, of course!

Magicka server Minecraft

Explore, Friends, Magic, Magicka, Magistica, Minecraft, Server, Shaders, sorcery, world

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Zombie Dances:	2

The main theme of the server is Magic, you find yourself in a magical world, where you will be taught magic and sorcery, after which you will be sent to explore a huge magical world. Invite your friends, download your favorite shaders and discover your own magical world on the Magistica server!

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