oh, and did i mention that the ender dragon is actually just a big cuddly kitten that purrs when you pet it? yeah, it’s pretty wild.
plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes every time you log in. i wished for a pizza that never runs out and now i’m livin’ the dream, baby.
so come on and join the fun, cuz if you don’t, zelensky might come after you and make you eat broccoli for eternity. ain’t nobody got time for that!
| Server Name | Ontos RPG || Where Industry Meets Divinity |
|---|---|
| Launch Date | Late Spring-Early Summer 2025 |
| Server Theme | 1830s Ontara, a world of steam-powered airships and divine secrets |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the minimum age requirement to join Ontos RPG? | Players must be 18 years or older to join the server. |
| What kind of roleplaying opportunities are available on Ontos? | Players can create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover mysteries, and shape the narrative through their choices. |
| How is Ontos RPG different from other Minecraft servers? | Ontos offers a unique blend of mythology, industrial revolution, dynamic story events, and collaborative worldbuilding. |
| Are there specific character creation rules on Ontos RPG? | Players are encouraged to follow the server’s lore and guidelines for creating characters within the world of Ontara. |
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of building a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of cheese.
We have more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection, so come mine to your heart’s content.
Our community is as friendly as a pack of puppies on a sugar high, so get ready to make some new best friends.
And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality.
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Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual fun. Build your dream world, explore new lands, and unleash your creativity without anyone telling you it’s a waste of time.
Forget about the haters and naysayers, here you can be yourself and game to your heart’s content. Who needs a husband who doesn’t understand the joy of gaming when you have a whole community of fellow gamers who have your back?
So come on over and join our server, where being a wife and future mom doesn’t mean you have to give up on your gaming dreams. Let’s show the world that being a gamer is not a crime, it’s a lifestyle!
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So come on over and let loose in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster. Say goodbye to your mother-in-law and hello to endless possibilities on our server. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama!
But that’s not even the best part, bro. We have this secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and emeralds. It’s like a treasure hunt every day, trying to find where we stashed all our loot. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with llamas. It was hilarious, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever and learn some mad skills like chicken riding and llama pranking, you gotta hit us up. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
Join our server for the chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally) and diamonds rain from the sky. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure chocolate and ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbow sheep.
But be careful, because the evil Ender Dragon is plotting to steal all the cake in the world! Only you can stop him by completing ridiculous quests like finding the lost potato of power or taming a wild creeper.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate hero in a world where anything is possible (and totally bonkers)!
| Server IP | play.straightupminecraft.com |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe |
About Straight Up:
Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.
[🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
[💻] Stable server performance.
[🌎] No world resets. Ever.
[🍪] Minor quality of life changes.
[‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
[🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I claim land? | No, land claims or protections are not permitted on our server. |
| Is PvP allowed? | Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server. |
| Are there world resets? | No, the overworld has never been wiped since the server’s founding. |
| Are there economy plugins? | No, we do not have any currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server. |