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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 3767 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
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So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies.