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  • BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

    BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 7237
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 7280 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Magic Items Found: 8707 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 2

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    u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

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  • Her Plan Minecraft SMP

    Her Plan Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 9637
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Runes Activated: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world full of craziness. Creepers riding pigs, villagers throwing parties, and even a chicken who could speak in rhymes. But that’s not all – there’s a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server!

    But don’t worry, it’s all part of Her plan. Who is Her, you ask? Well, no one really knows, but some say she’s a mystical being who controls the very fabric of our Minecraft world. Join us and unravel the mysteries of Her plan, or just have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure. Just remember, it’s all part of Her plan.

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  • Game Changer Minecraft Server

    Game Changer Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 8248
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Alien Abductions: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that make your game a measly 5/10? Well, look no further because our server will make your game a whopping 10/10! How, you ask? Well, our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. They will guide you through epic quests, insane challenges, and even teach you how to ride pigs like a pro. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will trade you diamonds for cookies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime!

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  • Minecraft SMP: POV: Your Steam Deck

    Minecraft SMP: POV: Your Steam Deck
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 8822
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Enchantments Applied: 234
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Animals Bred: 189 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Magic Items Found: 8173 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

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    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Our server is home to a community of wacky players who are always up for a good time.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face him?

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way? Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 4594
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

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    Join our Minecraft server and experience the epic battles of Phillips Corners in 1835! Play as either an Ohio faggot running like a girl or a fearsome Michigan Militia member capturing enemies and holding them in camps (because we’re based like that). The Ohioans have been cucked by the superior North Men for 200 years, but now is your chance to rewrite history in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous fun on our server!

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  • True_Classified_Minecraft SMP

    True_Classified_Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 9400
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Runes Activated: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 3968

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where players are classified into outrageous categories like “Creeper Whisperer” and “Diamond Hoarder Extraordinaire.”

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs just for laughs!

    If you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind world!

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  • AMIVERSE Vanilla server for fun Minecraft server

    AMIVERSE Vanilla server for fun Minecraft server
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 412
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 223 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Towns Built: 5

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    Amiverse is a vanilla server where you will find the most friendly and expansive world in which players can explore, build and interact. Amiverse conveys the feeling of a large, unifying space where each participant is important and can feel part of a single community.

    Amiverse is a vanilla server without griefing, privates, donations!

    Simple Voice voice chat is installed on the server!

    If WhiteList is enabled on the server, come to our discord or VK group and leave your nickname in the Whitelist channel or in community messages, you will be quickly added

    amiverse.xyz

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  • Pixel Pawns – Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pawns – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 9095
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 176
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community so awesome it’ll make you question reality.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and a talking parrot that only speaks in memes. True story.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have been known to break out in spontaneous dance parties. And don’t even get me started on the pigs wearing top hats and monocles. It’s a sight to behold, my friends.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a battle against a horde of evil chickens or embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of ultimate power. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops. Join us now and let the laughter and chaos begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Gran Blue Fantasy Versus General

    Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Gran Blue Fantasy Versus General
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 5631
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10

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    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera in the Nether, and more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s tighter than a villager’s trading prices.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out there on weekends. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Endermen need a VIP pass to get in.

    But wait, there’s more! We have monthly tournaments where players battle it out for the title of Minecraft Master. Think you have what it takes to defeat the Ender Dragon in record time? Join us and prove your skills!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they’re more explosive than a pig in a minecart!

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  • Respawn Time: Minecraft Server

    Respawn Time: Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 9016
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Votes: 702 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

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    Are you tired of waiting around for people who don’t respect your time? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to wear a digital watch that alerts them when it’s time to play. No more waiting around for those flaky friends who can’t commit to a gaming session!

    But that’s not all – on our server, we have a special feature that teleports you to the bathroom when nature calls so you never have to leave your friends hanging in the middle of a game. Say goodbye to awkward excuses and hello to uninterrupted gaming fun!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with snacks and drinks so you never have to leave your computer for sustenance. It’s like a gamer’s paradise down there!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft server where time is respected, bathroom breaks are a thing of the past, and snacks are always within arm’s reach. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • Weaponize Our Collective Minecraft SMP

    Weaponize Our Collective Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 9471
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

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    Are you tired of wage slaving away when you could be unleashing your inner gaming beast? Join our Minecraft SMP where we weaponize our collective autism to create epic crypto betting tournaments! Picture this: a poker tournament mixed with Flappy Bird or Geometry Dash. You put in a measly $0.1 or $1 and compete against 100 other players for a chance to win big bucks. It’s like a high-stakes game show, but with blocky graphics and creepers lurking in the shadows.

    Imagine the thrill of facing off against opponents in intense runner games, all while vying for a piece of the prize pot. And the best part? You can organize your own tournaments and rake in the cash just by chatting with folks on Discord or Twitch. It’s like being a virtual casino owner, but with way more explosions and pixelated fun.

    So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules)? Join us now and let’s turn your gaming dreams into reality!

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