-
CatTortureCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin! -
CraftyLeaks Minecraft Server
lol come join our server where we got all da juicy secrets like wikileaks but crazier cuz we got mirrors of it all. like, imagine if assange made a plea deal but then we swooped in and saved all his data. now we got it all for you to explore and uncover the truth. but watch out, cuz the government might be after us for spilling all their tea. so come join us and be part of the revolution, uncovering secrets and causing chaos in the digital world. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride. -
CraftyBoeingFraud
so like, this server is like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.you wanna know why you should join? well, let me tell ya a little story. one time, a player built a roller coaster so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. and get this, the villagers actually started a revolution against the oppressive iron golems. it was chaos, but in a totally awesome way.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of diamonds and enchanted golden apples? yeah, it’s like a real-life pirate adventure, but in pixel form.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make some memories that will make even Herobrine jealous. trust me, you won’t regret it.
-
AssangeCraft – Free from the U.S.
OMG you gotta join this server, it’s like Julian Assange reaching a plea deal with the U.S. and getting a lifetime supply of cheeseburgers! it’s that crazy! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. plus, every time you mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. it’s like a magical wonderland on crack, you won’t believe your eyes! so come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again! -
Mid Generation Consoles Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our SMP where chaos reigns supreme! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server and demand sacrifices of diamond blocks every full moon. But don’t worry, they also grant wishes in return! Want to ride a flying pig? Done. Want a pet creeper that won’t explode? Easy peasy.Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and grants quests to brave adventurers. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be granted a wish of unimaginable power.
But beware, our server is also plagued by the dreaded Cactus Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land stealing cacti and leaving behind nothing but chaos in their wake. Will you join forces with them or stand against their prickly reign of terror?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world!
-
InheritCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a chance to inherit virtual money from your pixelated grandparents! Imagine the possibilities of building your wealth in the blocky world, all while managing stock bonds and other pixelated treasures.Just like in real life, you can choose to keep your Minecraft money separate or join forces with your in-game partner to conquer the virtual financial world together. Who knew managing virtual money could be so exhilarating?
So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of managing your virtual inheritance while navigating the complexities of pixelated finance. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
-
BudgetBattlesMC
Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids valuable life lessons? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict financial responsibilities on our players just like this dad did with his kids.If your kids don’t want to go to university and instead want to travel the world or pursue a trade, we support that! But if they decide to slack off and not contribute financially, they’ll learn the hard way just like the youngest kid in this story.
We promise outrageous drama, financial manipulation, and family feuds just like in this post. So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to handle the pressure of adulting in Minecraft!
-
TinyDecisionsBigLife – Minecraft SMP
Remember that time you decided to join a Minecraft SMP just for fun? Well, little did you know, that decision would lead to you becoming the ruler of a kingdom filled with llamas and flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right. Our SMP is not your average server – we have a whole new level of craziness waiting for you.Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond banana, battle against evil mobs riding on giant chickens, and participate in llama fashion shows (yes, llamas can be quite the divas). But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, and only the bravest players dare to attend.
So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft SMP like never before, join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows, maybe that seemingly insignificant decision to join our server will end up changing your life in ways you never imagined.
-
KarmaCraft: Revenge is Sweet
Are you tired of dealing with bullies and asshole bosses in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and watch karma catch up to them in the most hilarious ways possible! Picture this: a bully trying to grief your build only to be struck by lightning and turned into a chicken. Or an asshole boss getting chased by an army of angry villagers for stealing their precious emeralds. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic karma showdowns happening on our server! -
SwissCraftRapist123
haha come join our epic minecraft server where tariq ramadan is not convicted of rape in switzerland but instead he is the king of the land and gives out free diamonds to all players who join.we have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle giant spiders and rescue kidnapped villagers.
our server is so cool that herobrine himself comes to visit and plays pranks on unsuspecting players.
join now for a chance to ride a flying pig and explore a hidden treasure island filled with enchanted loot.
don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!