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| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 5822 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 75 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness epic battles over who has the best cocksmanship in the land. Will you rise to the challenge and prove your worth, or will you be forever known as the limp noodle of the server? Only one way to find out! Join now and prepare for some seriously savage insults and even more savage gameplay.
